NYC mini-meet?

[Guest supernoob]

ay yo sleaze u gone b around soon??? i wanna party wit da mayne

[Guest jmatsu]

is going to a hostess bar even rly necessary in NY? i mean, if you spent a quarter of your hostess bar funds on cocaine aka "the bait", you could easily meet at least 10-15 underaged girls on an average night in NY.

seriously, it's the challenge of fucking a hostess with spending the least amount of money possible.

[mizanation]

it really depends on what you want to accomplish in the amount of time you have.

[mizanation]

seriously, it's the challenge of fucking a hostess with spending the least amount of money possible.

man, is that really a challenge?

a real challenge is picking up a girl at a bar and fucking her for nada.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

seriously, it's the challenge of fucking a hostess with spending the least amount of money possible.

I hear you on the "challenge" aspect of it.

in theory, it seems like a fun game. and if the hostess(es) were hot as fuck, I'd probably hesitate 2 to 3 seconds before spending a weeks "salary", and I use the term salary very abstractly (as I have not worked in a while). however, i have a hard time believing that I would choose going to hostess bar where you sit and drink, etc, as opposed to hitting the town trying to pickup supermodels under the same construct of "spending the least amount of money possible"... I dont know, i prefer to be on the move as opposed to stationary, or else i just get tired. Like a shark, sipping too much dewers while sitting indian style can be quite draining on the mojo.

[mizanation]

in new york, it's hardly a challenge to bag a hostess.

you guys will be the only guys who are a) under 40 and have any inkling of style or swagger or confidence. plus, you will be in a room full of socially awkward salarymen from japan. you will be like the cream of the crop.

[Guest jmatsu]

in new york, it's hardly a challenge to bag a hostess.

you guys will be the only guys who are a) under 40 and have any inkling of style or swagger or confidence. plus, you will be in a room full of socially awkward salarymen from japan. you will be like the cream of the crop.

i don't know about nyc, but in alot of hostess clubs it's often a challenge. if you wanna bag the number 1 or 2. i'm talking about the career hostess...not no part timer (though some of them are a challenge as well).

[Guest supernoob]

ay dont no1 want to hang out wit me this weekeend????

[Guest jmatsu]

I hear you on the "challenge" aspect of it.

in theory, it seems like a fun game. and if the hostess(es) were hot as fuck, I'd probably hesitate 2 to 3 seconds before spending a weeks "salary", and I use the term salary very abstractly (as I have not worked in a while). however, i have a hard time believing that I would choose going to hostess bar where you sit and drink, etc, as opposed to hitting the town trying to pickup supermodels under the same construct of "spending the least amount of money possible"... I dont know, i prefer to be on the move as opposed to stationary, or else i just get tired. Like a shark, sipping too much dewers while sitting indian style can be quite draining on the mojo.

nah man. patroling the clubs and streets is just as good if not better, but hostess clubs aren't just about somehow getting the hostess in bed with you. not only the challenge, but hanging out with you homeboys and getting served by women. living it up.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

i wanna bag the soopernoob, feed him some chinese toys, make a stuffed animal out of him, cut off his hair and make a wig out of his golden ghee enriched indian locks. no pyscho.

[mizanation]

i don't know about nyc, but in alot of hostess clubs it's often a challenge. if you wanna bag the number 1 or 2. i'm talking about the career hostess...not no part timer (though some of them are a challenge as well).

at a good club, this is pretty much impossible. you know this.

most nyc clubs are made up of part-timers, but there are some career pros.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

nah man. patroling the clubs and streets is just as good if not better, but hostess clubs aren't just about somehow getting the hostess in bed with you. not only the challenge, but hanging out with you homeboys and getting served by women. living it up.

spending cheeze and getting fucked up while the less fortunate in 3rd world and war-ridden countries suffer... I'm down for this.

[Guest jmatsu]

at a good club, this is pretty much impossible. you know this.

most nyc clubs are made up of part-timers, but there are some career pros.

miz, the odds are def not in your favor, but it's not impossible. believe me. i've witnessed miracles.

[Guest jmatsu]

i can't imagine seeing robi in the city. that would be funny/awkward.

he actually is from a city. not nyc. are you guys like sworn enemies?

[Guest supernoob]

i wanna bag the soopernoob, feed him some chinese toys, make a stuffed animal out of him, cut off his hair and make a wig out of his golden ghee enriched indian locks. no pyscho.

u kno im frmo djibouti. aint frm no mumbai.

[Guest jmatsu]

spending cheeze and getting fucked up while the less fortunate in 3rd world and war-ridden countries suffer... I'm down for this.

it would actually be kinda cool to have a mini sufu meeting in one. just cause shit would kill alotta inhibitions. i mean we can't all agree on ccp, raf, hypebeast shit, gothninja, gaydenim, etc, but we can all agree to being fond of hot bitches and their services, right?

[ddohnggo]

wut if u gayz?

[Guest jmatsu]

wut if u gayz?

does nyc still got 63rd & 3rd?

[ddohnggo]

it still got chelsea

[mizanation]

are you talking about the jazz bar owned by the gay dude?

[Guest jmatsu]

are you talking about the jazz bar owned by the gay dude?

i don't know nyc. i was just talking about that ramones song.

[mizanation]

oh, yeah. 63rd and 3rd has cleaned up quite a bit. like a lot.

underground japanese jazz bar owned by gay old japanese man is on 53rd and 3rd. you can smoke and shit in there.

[Guest jmatsu]

its 53rd & 3rd...

sorry i meant to hit 5. please forgive

[mizanation]

you guys could also hit a korean whore house. but that's 0 challenge.

[st_]

its 53rd & 3rd...

does jeepster hit up wikipedia everytime anything related to pop culture appears?

[Guest jmatsu]

you guys could also hit a korean whore house. but that's 0 challenge.

brothels 2 me are like jerking off. no bitches, clubs thru, bars closed, nothing 2 do... okay...let's go buy some hos.

[mizanation]

brothels 2 me are like jerking off. no bitches, clubs thru, bars closed, nothing 2 do... okay...let's go buy some hos.

it's good to have your options.

[Guest jmatsu]

or blitzkreig bop was one of the first LP's i ever bought...?

wow, you have this? when did you buy it and when was it originally released? thanks.

[herpsky]

where can i kopp some cocaine

i want some AA-wearing hipster chicks

[Liberation1945]

^ get the chicks probably at AA?

or urban outfitters if you're willing to go down a notch.