Who's dad was the biggest asshole?

[Kitsune]

I've never met my birth-father. Talked to him on the phone twice in my entire life.

My step-dad doesn't like me at all and believes that my judgement is less than a 5th grader's. I slipped on an ice patch and landed on an fractured knee after he yelled at me to hurry up and get in the car, where he yelled at me even more for slipping on the ice in the first place. It was so painful that I cried, hitting my knee that is. Nopoint in icing it either when the temperature was 20 degrees outside and I rode in the back of a pickup.

He yells at me for slipping on the stairs. And blames me for dropping his laptop when the power chord got tangled on a door knob and pulled the computer right out of my hands.

He's the opposite of a people-person and sits on the couch either watching tv or doing stuff on his laptop all day. Usually bugging my cousins on Yahoo Messenger.

I remember he was sitting on the couch playing on the computer and I left to go upstairs, so I left the remote right next to his foot on the table. I was halfway up the stairs when he called me and said to change the channel for him because I was the last one to watch, even though the remote was less than 4 INCHES away from him.

He won't even drink out of the same glass that I have

He's never told me he loves me,

I know he doesn't.

He believe's that everythingthat he thinks is the best is the absolute best and nothing else matters.

He plays golf five out of seven days a week and just leaves my mom and I alone

He treats his '05 Honda Pilot like a Ferarri,

even though he has the hardest time driving that bulky piece of scrap metal

Instead of trying to help me with problems such as grades, he just yells at me for having the problems in the first place.

[mizanation]

my pops had a lot of problems, like most people.

various addictions, horrible marriage, crappy father. wasn't home most of the time when i was little. i never saw him cry, i never saw him say i'm sorry, and i never saw him hug my mom--or even say a nice thing to her.

we spent most of our vacations at casinos or the race track, where i would play video games in the arcade with all the other kids who's parents were addicted to gambling.

didn't like him much when i was a kid, but after i grew up, i realized that he was just a dude, trying to make it in this shitty world. i don't judge him anymore, i think he tried his best.

made my peace with him before he died.

even though i vowed never to be like him, i still fuck up once in a while, just like he did. i guess it runs in the blood.

[cheep]

even though i vowed never to be like him, i still fuck up once in a while, just like he did. i guess it runs in the blood.

yeah... i know what you mean with that... i see myself becoming more and more like my dad... the women, the partying, not seeing my son enough... but now i can understand what he was going thru... and that he was just a normal dude.

[RAISED BY WOLVES]

Everyones dad was an asshole. Its just a part of life. If they werent, you likely turned out a whiny pussy going to greenpeace rallys to scout for dudes or that weird 45 year old guy at the photo place.

I think what the rest of you fucks were trying to say by "this thread explains alot" is "the above statement is complete and utter bullshit".

[Guest kertez04]

my dads always been an ass but this one time he decided to vacume my room at 8 in the morning when he new i was hung-over.... so long story short...he broke down my door, pushed my mom, i kicked him in the knee, almost to stabbed him. After that he wanted to kick me out but he's too much off a pussy to do that

i actually think he's scared of me now, this was a year ago and now anytime he has a problem with me he just biches to my mom.

[cureOne]

Man this thread is a bummer, my dad fucking rules, he was a pro surfer and a drug addict but got his shit together when he knocked up my mom so he has mad funny stories. He's lived the craziest life of anyone I've ever heard of, it makes me feel pretty boring actually. It also helps that he's only 19 years older than me too so I always had real young/cool parents.

[mizanation]

my dads always been an ass but this one time he decided to vacume my room at 8 in the morning when he new i was hung-over.... so long story short...he broke down my door, pushed my mom, i kicked him in the knee, almost to stabbed him. After that he wanted to kick me out but he's too much off a pussy to do that

i actually think he's scared of me now, this was a year ago and now anytime he has a problem with me he just biches to my mom.

^^^ if i were your pops, i'd beat the shit out of you. i kid, i kid.

[eam]

My dad is cool as shit, he smokes the 'errrb thinks Chuck Norris is cool..He loves hanging out doing crosswords and chills out whenever he can - which is all the time! He loves the beach and is a killer chef! He loves my mum - she is the exact opposite to him, she is a classy, well raised, spoiled rich bitch!

He scares my boyfriends when he first meets them, he is a smartass - funny as hell, but when he is mad he gets so fucking MAD!

It's weird when you start too see traits from both your parents in you.

[cheep]

yeah... my dad is actually really cool... got me into music at a young age, used to tell me stories about when he used to hang out with the dead boys in cleavland before he and my mom got married, took me to the skatepark of tampa all the time, gave me my first drink, smoked his weed with me, and supported me in anything i was interested in. he would drive 6 hours to see my little leauge games when i was 10.... he was a deadbeat but when he did come thru it was great.

[blm14]

My dad is cool, but the girlfriend's dad once tied her arms to a steam pipe above her head in the basement and left her standing there in the dark for 6 hours.

[eam]

My dad is cool, but the girlfriend's dad once tied her arms to a steam pipe above her head in the basement and left her standing there in the dark for 6 hours.

Thats Fucked UP!

That is some silence of the lambs shit...But big ups on your cool dad!

[stuntastic]

My dad is ok.

Never got along really...

Was never really a father figure to me.

Eventho I hate it, I resemble and am very much like my dad. More than Id like.

He was teaching me how to ride a bike when I was... 9? I couldnt get it, and he yelled at me and threw my bike in the trunk. Ten years later I practiced one more time, and now I can ride a fixie. My friend taught me.

I hated writing essays or watever in gradeschool about your IDOL. Cuz everyones was their dad... Mines, I had to bullshit it.

Mainly, him and my brother teach me what NOT to do, by looking at how they are.

I know Ima be like my dad in many ways, and like my brother, but I gotta try my best to be the dad I believe I am.

Im fortunate to have both parents in one house. But sucks that I dont have the stereotypical father/son relationship.

As soon as my daughter/son is born, theyre getting a pair of Samurais to wear when theyre old enough. I told my girlfriend she doesnt get to wash their jeans. She wants to wash mine after I wear them everytime.

I cant wait to be a dad.

A lot of sacrifices, but it'll be worth it.

[cultpop 0217]

my dad is a good man. one of the most principled humans ive ever known. he worked alot when i was younger and is a man of few words but he worked his ass off to provide for my siblings and i. was always very supportive of everything ive done.

as a father myself now, i put spending time with my son above everything else. despite the fact that his mom and i aren't together i see him every day and i am much closer to him than my pops was to me at his age.

[Brienneoftarth]

I think the modern conception that families and fathers have to be perfect and all lovey dovey is bullshit. Shitty fathers make interesting people and interesting people make this world worth being in. I cant stand completely healthy well adjusted individuals. Also, what cheep and miz said is true, I used to judge my Dad for how he was, but then I thought about what the fuck I would do if I was 32, had five kids, was making shitty money, AND had an alcoholic abusive asshole for a dad (my grandfather) that never afforded me the time to sort out my feelings about what he did to me. My dad was practically Mr Brady considering the circumstances. People arent perfect and unless your dad molested you or maliciously beat you, then he's not an asshole, just someboday trying to deal with life.

[goldengloves]

This thread makes me miss my Pops.

My Dad was great. Always pursued life with a lot of vigor and made the best out of every day, no matter the problems he might have been having. Taught me how to be a water man when I was young and to always pursue art, and he was very supportive on anything I wanted to do in life. Pretty much my best friend as well as being my Dad. I'll miss him.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

My pizzops beat me once for not sharing Apple Crisp chips with my baby sister. He also let me drive to the Soph Hop when I was 15 without a license. When I was in the 3rd grade he bought me the Megatron Action figure for Christmas (which was pretty much soldout up and down the east coast), I will never forget that.

[rvlt.]

man, this thread is depressing. my parents got seperated about 2 and a half years ago. my dad isn't an asshole but he just isn't very good at maintaining a father/son relationship, but i can tell he tries so i don't mind.

[Thorns]

My dad never got to be around much for my sisters childhood cause he was a vice president of a company most of us probably wear. When I was born he quit his job and got a home office, so he would never miss a thing. I hope to God I can be half as good a father as he was.

[corned beef]

me and my dad have always been on good terms. We used to argue alot over stupid shit but that's because were both kinda stubborn people at times. Besides that he's one of the funniest people I know, just a real goofy guy. Overcame kidney cancer a few years ago. Loves his life and family, and is pretty passionate about whatever his interests and hobbies are. He goes through these phases where he gets really invested in a hobby and spends a bunch of time and money getting really good at it, then moves onto something else.

[angrypork]

My dad was great. He worked from home and I loved having him around all the time. He would always be at all of my baseball games and he would always drive my friends and I to various skateparks and spots. He was a really cool guy. He used to be a racecar driver when he was younger and in the later years he worked with a lot of Nascar drivers and shit.

[jayrock]

My father and I have had our differences, but I am responsible for most of this during my rebellious-dipshit-teenager-phase. Over the past few years I have really grown to respect and admire my father like none other. He is a strong man who puts his family first, and that is something I hope to be once I eventually become a father.

He would always sit in the front row of my school events and pick his nose to try and make me laugh.

[Corbin Law]

my dad is a mystery to most people outside of my family.

he wears a trench coat all the time, and is a man of few words to most poeple.

often misunderstood for a P.I.

but he has been this incredible source of knowledge and inspiration to both my brother and i our whole lives. He was a modern dancing computer god'ing photographer with a PhD in psychology that supported us in all of our endeavors (except for our taste in fashion, he thinks thats fairly pointless concept). Ive been doing photography and similar things lately as well, and hes always jumped in and given me everything ive ever needed, from his old OM-1 to just the other day when i came home and he had purchased a pentax spotmeter V just out of the blue for me.

most of all i love the fact that if im not doing anything one night, i can just go downstairs and have the most enlightening conversation of my life about anything with my dad, all the time.

he just got a job that requires him to travel mon-thurs though, and its strange not having him around.

[bchhun]

my dad is a good man. one of the most principled humans ive ever known. he worked alot when i was younger and is a man of few words but he worked his ass off to provide for my siblings and i. was always very supportive of everything ive done.

sounds exactly like my dad.

although he doesn't say much, i know he's always looking out for the family and he tries his best to bond. he taught he pretty much how to ride a bike and we used to go riding aorund the beach every weekend. looking back at it now, i guess i've been a jerk to him at times. i kinda wish i spent more time with him and tried to be more affectionate.

[andewhall]

My ol' man is a handle bar 'stache drunk, mechanic, carpenter, leather worker...jack of all trades, master of none. He pissed off for a pack of ciggarettes when I was 7. Haven't heard from him in over 10 years. My Mum is legend though, three boys, 4 jobs...now she is an industry leader in her beauty therapy business, won business woman of the year and stuff like that.

[mspark]

My pops was a great man. Took my brother and I toy shopping every Sunday when we were kids. Told me stories about being in a teen gang in Harlem during the 1930s. How he fought during World War II was particular interesting to my young ears. He played tenor sax with Eric Dolphy and Charles Mingus in Paris and Brussels after the War. Even bought me my first pair of designer jeans(Calvin Klein). He was a big womanizer and a terrible husband but a fantastic father.

RIP Pop.

[Blackplatano]

THis is on some edipus complex-freudian shit.

[datasupa]

THis is on some edipus complex-freudian shit.

you don't know what these words mean, obviously.

[Tarmac]

let it out. let it all out :tear:

[Egpt]

holy shit, seems like every child that had a fucked up dad eventually ends up in superfuture later in life ahah

[Blackplatano]

you don't know what these words mean, obviously.

According to the A i got in psychology. Yes, i do. Probably more than you. Snob.