sex myths

[sleazie ninja number 47]

analog, you into the analingus?

[Analog]

you is a bird int you analO.G why dont you go find out

K, be right back!

analog, you into the analingus?

I do it all. (no myth)

[onemancult]

papa smurf can i lick yo' ass?

yeah, lick my ass bitch.

[cureOne]

you is a bird int you analO.G why dont you go find out

This sentence was hard to read, I had to say it aloud in an aussie accent to understand haha

[Subculture]

That black males have huge wieners. Some body shoulda told that to God when he made Sub.

[thomas_highstreet]

thats crap man. i have a massive dong too

ill show it to TG on the 5th for vetting.

[cuddlysheep]

heres a tip, you guys know about drinking can of pineapple juice 30-40 min before sex?

[Subculture]

Sweet semen?

[mr fluffernutter]

how much would that suck

dribbling semen for the cam, and SMACK saliva, semen, tears, and emotions go flying across the room

[Guest jmatsu]

thats crap man. i have a massive dong too

ill show it to TG on the 5th for vetting.

hahaha

tiny limey, i slap bitches on the neck w/ my wang and leave hickeys.

[Guest Airjamie]

how much would that suck

dribbling semen for the cam, and SMACK saliva, semen, tears, and emotions go flying across the room

Czech the nut dripping from dudes hand.

EDIT: Try asking datastupid. Dude sucks enough cock hes bound to have run into this once or twice.

[mr fluffernutter]

Czech the nut dripping from dudes hand.

haha, good eye

[newaesthetic]

Weird, I've been with two red heads and while one was near-odorless, the other one definitely wasn't offensive or anything. And them being crazier in bed... 50%. So the mystery continues!

One squirter a few years ago too, shit caught me completely off guard. Was fairly strong smelling, not quite piss-like, but close, yet basically tasteless. I felt like I accomplished something, hah.

[Uncle]

i remember when i was in 6th grade a friend told me that if you did a girl in the butt and she farted you got aids

[Charlie Delta]

^ not a myth!

Guys beware!!!

[Double D]

girls squirting.. its not a myth, because they do it.. but is it a expulsion of urine or special juice.. i read somewhere that they done tests and it contained high sugar levels, thus setting it apart from urine..

gyaldem squirted in my face before and it tasted wierd. not sure if its whatever or whatever but it was definatly never-tasted-before

It's discharge from a gland inbetween the vagina and the urethra, pretty much where the g spot is.

I can also vouch that it indeed is capable of discharging a couple of spoons of fluid every second, Cytherea style.

[reka5matik]

i remember when i was in 6th grade a friend told me that if you did a girl in the butt and she farted you got aids

It happened to me. Not a great thing to experience. Now I'm scarred for life.

[Guest Mayhem]

It happened to me. Not a great thing to experience. Now I'm scarred for life.

did the fart go in ur dick and out ur ass? hahahahahahahahaha.

[rome1]

^^ that shit made me laugh so hard.

[wEstSidE]

yo can you give me the source for this? i'm actually willing to pay good money to see more...:confused::confused::eek::eek::eek:

[ron2331]

word westside. how much are we talkin abouthuh?? im broke

J/k but how strict are people on here about posting porn links??

[broneck]

i certainly agree that when the other half shaves, it increases the fun!!!

and the carpet burn when that 2nd day stubble pokes through

ok so it's not a lie about red heads...the point is that i heard they the horniest females.(excuse me for grammar)

in my experience they are ridiculously horny and give above par head...not sure where all this about the smell came from?

is it true that if a girl sits real still and doesnt touch it it can grow back making her suitable for marriage?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exercise

just for the record, this should be a routine part of phys ed in highschool so you know what your really need to know for university.

[kenthenoob]

how much would that suck

dribbling semen for the cam, and SMACK saliva, semen, tears, and emotions go flying across the room

...and i told that slut to swallow it or else!

[onemancult]

yo can you give me the source for this? i'm actually willing to pay good money to see more...:confused::confused::eek::eek::eek:

secondedededed. fapfapfapfapfapfap

[proper_villians]

nice little gif. had me laughing...

[salaami]

as far as the squirting goes, dr.drew said that 10 percent of females are squirters...im still looking for one.

[edmond]

^^^ same here..

[Uncle]

heard this one also......Jizz directly in the eye can cause "lazy eye"

[Double D]

heard this one also......Jizz directly in the eye can cause "lazy eye"

Ha. It does cause amusing bloodshot however, so if you see a bird with a bloodshot eye you know what she was up to last night.

[the_state]

girls that are big boned,usually smells fishy in the love below.

yeah... i don't know why, but yeah.