Team DMZ

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이거말야~

[madeinkorea23]

yeah that thing haha

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the .국기 stripes thingamajigga

[madeinkorea23]

THATS WHAT IT IS

AHAHHA now i get it. whoever came up with it is a genius.

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yeah, i forget the meanings of em =x

[dizzhizz]

Sleazie - its your hair. no doubt. the lovely long locks resembles that of a korean national and that's what makes you look so korean-korean.

if you shave it, then you look like a koon-in. if you chop the sides, then your a kyopo.

got it?

as for me, people immediately sense i'm a kyopo like if that shit was written on my fawking forehead. i always ask why and they say its the skin tone, clothing style and stupid grin on my face. koreans don't like to smile too much. neither do you.

aight?

we rub you in any event.

[dizzhizz]

yo be glad you look the way youre supposed to look...

people be sayin i look chink, jap, native american, swedish, all kinds of shit i'm like dude i'm from SOUF COREA

funny thing is my ex-girlfriend used to call me the female version of sandra oh but you take the cake my friend.

your hair is lovely though.

노 호모.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

THATS WHAT IT IS

AHAHHA now i get it. whoever came up with it is a genius.

mink u were beggin for the privilege to display the DMZ sig, and you didnt even know what it was? negative points.

it was analog oppah that came up with it. kneel before him.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Sleazie - its your hair. no doubt. the lovely long locks resembles that of a korean national and that's what makes you look so korean-korean.

if you shave it, then you look like a koon-in. if you chop the sides, then your a kyopo.

got it?

as for me, people immediately sense i'm a kyopo like if that shit was written on my fawking forehead. i always ask why and they say its the skin tone, clothing style and stupid grin on my face. koreans don't like to smile too much. neither do you.

aight?

we rub you in any event.

thank you for insight dijuh. makes sense to me now. as always, i can always count on you for a straight and concise answer.

what is K-K skin type supposed to be like anyways?

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what is K-K skin type supposed to be like anyways?

mi gook mool jal ahn muh gyut na bo ji, mwo

^,^

sort of what i meant

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mi gook mool jal ahn muh gyut na bo ji, mwo

GOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!

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yes, and would you like a cookie?

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What kind?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

ann could you splain what that means? i havent had enough american water? huh?

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What kind?

stale white chocolate chip

that's all i got

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ann could you splain what that means? i havent had enough american water? huh?

kinda like jokingly saying someone's americanized.. as if to say that your intake of american water has made you as americanized as you are. of course, that's not how or why someone's more americanized than others.. but that's just what they say =)

[Analog]

im getting surgery done before returning to motherland. this is fucked.

I think you look pretty good. But you should smile more, like our Dear Leader.

Nice frames, btw. I'm still debating – glasses, or Lasik...

people be sayin i look chink, jap, native american, swedish, all kinds of shit i'm like dude i'm from SOUF COREA

You do look a little Japanese. I think it's the shape of your head.

All in all I thought you guys made a pretty good lookin' crew that night. But Dear Leader should've worn his aviator shades.

[Fuuma]

Sleazie - its your hair. no doubt. the lovely long locks resembles that of a korean national and that's what makes you look so korean-korean.

if you shave it, then you look like a koon-in. if you chop the sides, then your a kyopo.

got it?

as for me, people immediately sense i'm a kyopo like if that shit was written on my fawking forehead. i always ask why and they say its the skin tone, clothing style and stupid grin on my face. koreans don't like to smile too much. neither do you.

aight?

we rub you in any event.

Yeah, definitely the hair and glasses, I told him he looks like those K-movie stars that play sweet, shy boys in romantic comedies, except all dressed up in avant-garde steez.

[kimchigirl]

one of the joys of living in korea is going to the public baths. you can hear all the juiciest celebrity gossips through middle-aged women (they know everything). if i'm scrubbing my back and can't reach a certain spot, i can feel a strong hand yank away the bath towel from my hand and have some ajumma scrub my back for me. then they would start to lecture me that i should eat more and tell me how they used to be as skinny as i was. i highly respect the ajummas here. they're so hardcore.

[dizzhizz]

Oh no! Team DMZ bathhouse exposed! And why did you have to resort to Andy?!

[dizzhizz]

Those little chairs are great when you want to scrub the upper region of your testicles.

[kimchigirl]

Those little chairs are great when you want to scrub the upper region of your testicles.

i try to be careful when it comes to going to a mokyoktang. i try to avoid areas where a lot of whores live at because you don't know what you can catch from them. i prefer not to sit on those chairs either.

[kenthenoob]

how do you wash your balls if you have shorts on? do you stick the hose in from the bottom of one leg, then stick your hands in from the waist and start scrubbing? or do you get one of the "ajummas" to help?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

ddohngger chookah on your 4 year anniversary, could not think of a better way to celebrate it than in the hands of thomas keller. please give details about your meal, including wine pairing selections.

in honour of such a monumental occassion, we should have kenthenoob give your boongaals a nice massajee, as well as a boogaal tul trim.

[Guest suckdick]

fire egg?

i just cut my ggo chu tul. not shaved, just trimed a little.

[ddohnggo]

ddohngger chookah on your 4 year anniversary, could not think of a better way to celebrate it than in the hands of thomas keller. please give details about your meal, including wine pairing selections.

in honour of such a monumental occassion, we should have kenthenoob give your boongaals a nice massajee, as well as a boogaal tul trim.

i ate dis shit:

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showpost.php?p=652093&postcount=2396

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showpost.php?p=652094&postcount=2397

not only did the food give me stinky bangoos, but it also filled me up for the rest of the day. kinda. i had 2 slices of 99 cent pizza to top off the day plus some tasti deez nutz (lite).

i'd prefer collecting suckdick's ggo chu tul and using it as a toupee.

[sidneylo]

Whut no Pinkburry?

[ddohnggo]

2 far 4 me 2 go dere. i luv me sum pinkbrry dough.

[sidneylo]

you should open a pinkberry and krispy kreme... first lady of our dear lady would much appreciate it!!!!!

[ddohnggo]

shit. if that stuff was right next to a bed and a tv, she'd be set 4 lyfe!

it'd be like pssHBbssSSHHhhhSSHhhhSHhsHS hshSHSHSHHHHHH