Team DMZ

[Fuuma]

fuuma's butt hurt? did i fuck him in the ass? i forget.[/quote

Not too sure, it was probably a very casual sexual encounter anyways, nothing to get freaked about...

[dismalfuture]

So DMZ meetup #2 was a success I see?

Apparently DMZ meetup #3 happened and neither I nor kimchigirl were aware of it at the time, but we raised and downed a B52 together and then I split with my girlfriend the other night.

[kenthenoob]

ORRY?

sydney, you're korean?

[kimchigirl]

So DMZ meetup #2 was a success I see?

Apparently DMZ meetup #3 happened and neither I nor kimchigirl were aware of it at the time, but we raised and downed a B52 together and then I split with my girlfriend the other night.

yeah, it's too bad you guys had to leave early cause we were having a blowjob contest. glen was pretty frikking drunk that night. actually, everyone was drunk but i was tipsy. kekeke.

[stuntastic]

Korean girls are loud.

[ddohnggo]

sidney is chinee

[stuntastic]

Sidney is a loud Korean girl.

I miss Sidney, because hes loud.

[dismalfuture]

Korean girls are loud.

that one up there ^^^ is especially...

[ddohnggo]

sidney has a body of a korean gurl

[stuntastic]

that one up there ^^^ is especially...

Kimchigirl?

Does she sound like she wants to beat you up while riding?

It kinda sucks wen it feels good, but it makes you wanna laugh...

[dizzhizz]

Dismal - there's a party at Circle tonight if your interested. I'm not sure if I'm going to venture out tonight but should you come down south of the river, give me a ring.

[kimchigirl]

Dismal - there's a party at Circle tonight if your interested. I'm not sure if I'm going to venture out tonight but should you come down south of the river, give me a ring.

do you guys go to Circle often?

[azn8oi]

i was supposed to .................................. :o hhaa jk

[stuntastic]

sidney has a body of a korean gurl

If only. Most Korean girls have fat thighs, which I like.

Mmmmm... Meaty Koreans...

If I were a cannibal, Id eat a Korean girl first.

[dizzhizz]

do you guys go to Circle often?

As of recent, I have been going quite often. Wanna come out kimchi girl?

[dizzhizz]

If only. Most Korean girls have fat thighs, which I like.

Mmmmm... Meaty Koreans...

If I were a cannibal, Id eat a Korean girl first.

Come to Korea and I'll show you some meat if you want but them girls in Manila are also quite a treat.

[stuntastic]

There were a few fly Koreans in Manila.

Wen I was at the beach, there were a few. A lot of yuck faced Koreans tho.

Far away, lookin real thick, nice color, nice chest, straw cowboy hat with bikini top and daisy dukes... Close up... YACK...

But body was nice.

I remember one time at the beach. A shit load of Korean teen girls were around. Some pervy ass Chinese man speaking english comes around...

Chinese man *stalking Korean teens.*

"So you girls speak english?"

What the fuck kinda pervy line is that?

Mighta been Edmond.

[ordo]

Dear Valued Customers of the Real Pizza Place,

It has come to our attention that some of you may have been upset with the level of service you have been receiving from our humble pizza shop. In an effort to improve our delivery service, we went to esteemed clothing manufacturer, Visvim, to see if we could collaborate on a special case which would be large enough to carry 10 pizza boxes at one time, while maintaining their straight-out-of-the-oven temperature.

So without further ado, we give you, Mr. Real Pizza Place Guy modelling the ultra-limited Visvim X RPP Pizza-Cat Delivery Bag!

We are all very excited by the outcome (especially Mr. Real Pizza Place Guy).

[kenthenoob]

jajajajajajajajaja tight

[wEstSidE]

oh shit i need 2 cop diz samurai pizza kat.

[cuddlysheep]

:confused::confused::confused::confused: dmz meet up seemed like it was a blast.

yeah, it's too bad you guys had to leave early cause we were giving blowjobs. glen was pretty frikking drunk that night. i was drunk and tipsy. kekeke.

[dizzhizz]

:confused::confused::confused::confused: dmz meet up seemed like it was a blast.

Definitely so. Long haired Koreans and tattoos made me jealous.

[lllllllllllllll]

Definitely so. Long haired Koreans and tattoos made me jealous.

lol i think sheep was talking about the korean one, not the ny one

[madeinkorea23]

i tried to get into circle and got owned for no id-_- but my friend did give me some nice promotional cigarettes from circle. hellla legit.

[Analog]

Executive Branch

ddohnggo : Dear Leader, Heavenly Scion, Five Monkey Fingers of Death

sleazie ninja number 47: Ministry of Propaganda and Marketing, Kiosk Overlord

Analog : Ministry of Administrative Bureaucracy and Obfuscation

Lieutenants

goldengloves : Special Ops

dizzhizz "dizzy" : Cultural Attaché

Liberation1945 : [dis]organized Crime

dismalfuture : Debauched Apparatchik

Fuumas Maximuus : Maréchal de Bataillon Chapeau Noir, Grande Vizier of the Lavin Marches

sidneylo : Image Informatics, YoYo Grandmaster

still : Acquisitor

Jeol-byung-deul

kimchigirl : Most Favoured Concubine (in training)

madeinkorea23 "minK" : Minion #2, House DJ

Tarmac : Minion #4, Kimchi Evangelist, French Tickler

GayDream8==D~ : Minion #5, The Messenger Reborn

|||||||||||||||||| : Minion #6

suckdick aka jahjee bbahrah : Minion #7, Aerobics Instructor

2000db : Minion #8, The Button Pusher

Re-Indoctrination

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Gae-jip (Dog house)

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AWOL

dennisk "donkeykong" : Minion #99, Soju Pourer

Open Positions

– Convenience Store Legion Commander

– Esteemed Disciplinarian

– Archivist

– Korbonics Seun-saeng-nim

– Most Favoured Minion (Minion #1)

Franchise Opportunities

– Convenience Stores

– Love Motels

– Miscellaneous Kiosks

– 2D/3D Animation Sweatshops

Recruitment Candidates

designersheep

chris

avantster

Foreign Diplomats

jmatsu : Axis Powers Ambassador, Executive Hater

wEstSidE : Sufu Boyz Club Ambassador, President, and Crabcake Tester

.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

san tokki tokki yah, uh dee dul gah nun yah. ggang-choong ggang-choong ddeem myun suh, uh dee dul gah nun nyah.

[dizzhizz]

That was a classic one sleazie. Next DMZ meetup must be held in a noraebang.

[Analog]

That song is only good if you act it out whilst singing it. After a few beerth.

[lllllllllllllll]

That song is only good if you act it out whilst singing it. After a few beerth.

yep

it's like the 'i'm a little teacup' of korea

orrr we can play drinking games and as double penalty, make the loser write their name out with their butt

[madeinkorea23]

had to do that shit in korean school for punishments when i was young. used to think it was hella embarassing to write your name with your butt but now i wouldn't give a shit.