Post some "Next level" shit.

[landho]

From the New York Daily News:

Hoops legend Charles Barkley was busted for suspected drunken driving Wednesday--and made things worse by admitting he was rushing to pick up a woman for a sex act.

"I was going to drive around the corner and get [oral sex]," the basketball Hall of Famer told police in Scottsdale, Ariz., a police report said.

He said the woman had performed the sex act for him last week and "it was the best one he had ever had," the report said.

Barkley, 45, was pulled over around 1:30 a.m. A cop saw him blow through a red light, then pull over to pick up the woman, who wasn't charged....

The police report said Barkley jokingly offered to "tattoo" a cop's name on his rear end if it would get him out of trouble.

[murdered out]

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[artificialsky]

[incob123]

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[HAPPYASALAMB]

i dunno if this has been posted but w/e

next level halo 3 suicide

[HAPPYASALAMB]

blablalbala

[djrajio]

i dunno if this has been posted but w/e

next level halo 3 suicide

Niggah you stupid. No one gives a fuck about video games.

[Charlie Delta]

[XenoX101]

Wow, that is genius.

[HAPPYASALAMB]

LOL that is genius

[dar]

Flip up sights are not next level though.

[crissyw]

i fuckin love the comments

[Handlethevibe]

http://www.okcupid.com/forum?low=1&tid=7223997838631196585

This thread. Chick lies to dude about weight, then complains when he's extremely rude when they finally meet up on account of the fact he's been lead on, they depart, he texts her later for bootycall, she comes over and humps him, she then posts this thread when he starts ignoring all her calls. Hilarity ensues. Read.

And then later in the thread you find out that she has a similar post from last year...

After confessing that she used pics of someone who was not her to attract some guy she was messaging, we get this gem.

"So I wrote to him, told him the truth, even sent him a link to this thread. He responded with a short message, basically saying he wasn't comfortable with the situation, and wouldn't feel right meeting me after this. He said next time I should use my real pictures and not to deceive the next guy blah blah blah.

Okay, so I am full on heartbroken and feeling extremely jaded. This guy was actually deceieving me. He pretended to be a cool guy who cared mostly for personality when it turns out he was a tool like every other guy. And I hope he reads this, and even has the balls to respond, though I doubt it. I am furious right now, and all your jerk-off posts are what's pathetic. God, I hate that asshole, but at the same time, I love him."

[playdisonlyatnight]

^ useless without pics

[mrchariybrown]

http://www.okcupid.com/forum?low=1&tid=7223997838631196585

This thread. Chick lies to dude about weight, then complains when he's extremely rude when they finally meet up on account of the fact he's been lead on, they depart, he texts her later for bootycall, she comes over and humps him, she then posts this thread when he starts ignoring all her calls. Hilarity ensues. Read.

And then later in the thread you find out that she has a similar post from last year...

haha this is awesome

[thomas_highstreet]

she is really lonely.

[thomas_highstreet]

"Why on earth are you people so obsessed with me? Have you no lives?"

"Its because you make yourself such a big target. Get it? "Big", because you're fat?

More lulz"

[RFKorp]

http://kotaku.com/5128340/second+life-hooker-bares-all

[duck sauce]

she is really lonely.

and conceited,

"So the day we meet rolls around and I dress up nicely and wear my hair beautifully, and let's face it...I looked HOT."

and therres another part to this:]

fat chick's earlier thread: http://www.okcupid.com/forum?low=1&tid=711299799341351408

[DaBestSpoona]

JuUHwESOmx4

[powerviolence]

^^^^ what the muthafuck

[technicolor]

JuUHwESOmx4

That is truly disgusting.

[Pandemonium]

he kind of resembles jack black.

[Fycus]

Where to cop?

[siq tribal brah]

hahaha brilliant, the old belt tuck

[duck sauce]

maybe she had some weight loss and thats leftover skin.. but that wouldn't make sense ( '_ ' )

+rep fycus

[Chicken]

women can now pee while standing, thanks to this product. (not that i know why, but.)

[coochiemonster]

[iGIT]

Probably not some next level shit, but still funny!

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 **** of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty **** of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't **** with me *****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They ****ing charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the ****, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you **** up.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

[thomas_highstreet]

thats so good. so funny. i nearly pissed my y fronts