Most painful way to die

[dino might]

in medieval times they had this waist high, stone pyramid that they would take naked prisoners and set theyre assholes atop the tip of and let gravity to the rest.

sodomy with a hot hair curling iron sounds aweful too

tisswat- what movie is that scene from? i know ive seen it

[artificialsky]

drowning in a pit filled with baby spiders

[onemancult]

being impaled.

Vlad Tepes had it right. it takes hours.

imagine dying over the course of five hours with a sharp pole rammed up your ass and out your mouth? errghhhh...

[solidricin]

tisswat- what movie is that scene from? i know ive seen it

Pulp Fiction..

[Guest Airjamie]

Death by cuttlefish! Cephalodude's all "Sup dickhead".

Bo53ErZgkRw

[red]

'You stake a guy out on an anthill in the desert--see? He's facing upward, and you put honey all over his balls and pecker, and you cut off his eyelids so he has to stare at the sun till he dies.'

[dennisk]

drown in a pool of diarrhea?

[axtsang]

you stake a guy in the middle of the desert, right on top of an anthill. you cover his genitals in honey, and you cut off his eyelids, and make him stare at the sun until he dies.

Now THAT'S creative!

[red]

Now THAT'S creative!

yea. i guess you could say that. after all, it takes alot of that stuff to write a book.

ps. found the exact quote.

[axtsang]

yea. i guess you could say that. after all, it takes alot of that stuff to right a book.

ps. found the exact quote.

LOL but ironically, it's not "right", but "write". Now go on with the book ahaha just playing with ya!

[Ichigo100%]

ahh i just came up with another one..

use a monkey wrench and grip your testicle sack. As the grip gets tighter, put a leech in each one of the persons eyeballs and pour in some wasabi sauce. Get a power sander and start to scrape off the top layer of your skin. Grab two tables and put one on each side of the person, Get a nail gun and nail each one of your fingers to the table. As that's happening, grab a sledgehammer and bash in both kneecaps and to finish it off. Grab a crab to grip on your penis and to top it off pour hot tar on your head

[Guest Airjamie]

These pics of lingchi are pretty sweet.

http://turandot.ish-lyon.cnrs.fr/Event.php?ID=1

[denimdestroyedmylife]

40 hrs/week; wife and two kids; suv; retirement; golf; crossword puzzles

[axtsang]

ahh i just came up with another one..

use a monkey wrench and grip your testicle sack. As the grip gets tighter, put a leech in each one of the persons eyeballs and pour in some wasabi sauce. Get a power sander and start to scrape off the top layer of your skin. Grab two tables and put one on each side of the person, Get a nail gun and nail each one of your fingers to the table. As that's happening, grab a sledgehammer and bash in both kneecaps and to finish it off. Grab a crab to grip on your penis and to top it off pour hot tar on your head

Too complicated. I hate following instructions.

[Ahlvahroe]

what about freezing slowly? like slowly getting dumped into liquid nitrogen, or maybe getting dunked in and then getting cracked with a hammer.

[axtsang]

what about freezing slowly? like slowly getting dumped into liquid nitrogen, or maybe getting dunked in and then getting cracked with a hammer.

Like SAW 3?

[onemancult]

I'll fuckin

I'll fuckin

sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you

and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you

[evisu 2000]

scaphism...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

!

[red]

I'll fuckin

I'll fuckin

pull your fuckin tongue out your fuckin mouth

and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!

[Ahlvahroe]

Like SAW 3?

i didnt see it so, yes probably

[theLorax]

its probably not the most painful, but one of the suckiest ways to die would be to get eaten alive by a wild animal. and to starve to death.

[junglejane]

I heard of a torture once where the opening of a cage filled with rabid, hungry rats would be attached to the victim's face. To further aggravate the rats the torturer would place something on fire near the other end of the cage. the little shits would BURROW and eat their way out. THROUGH YOUR FACE. AND EYES.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

^ something like that happened in Orwell's 1984

um. spoiler alert

[junglejane]

yeah that's probably where I got it. i love 1984.

now that I think about it, i believe they passed it once on an episode of Nikita too.

[GiZMO]

I'll fuckin

I'll fuckin

tie you to a fuckin bedpost

with your ass cheeks spread out and shit, right?

Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour

Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like

Tssssssss

[BTT]

Wouldn't dying like Jesus be the worst kind of death?

Whipped until his flesh hung out, with a throne crown gauged into his head, forced to carry a wooden cross miles and then being crucified for so many hours? Bolts straight through the wrists, through the ankles which are the reasons why you are alive because you hang their slowly until you die of asphyxiation?

[mean salad]

i wouldn't like to DROWN! water invading the lungs...soggy lungs wet feet is bad enough...shriek!

[scoon0224]

boiled alive in salt water tanks full of giant crabs and lobsters

Umm... if the water is boiling the lobster/crab will be cooked already.

So dig in! a great last meal!

[Guest jmatsu]

This'll probably be over quite quick but won't be nice for the couple of seconds you feel it:

someone should make a t shirt.

[ChaseDizzy]

email supreme ^

its probably not the most painful, but one of the suckiest ways to die would be to get eaten alive by a wild animal. and to starve to death.

Or by the one you love...