how to score fob chicks?

[zoire]

how do u do it?

[champagne_bubblebath]

wear baby milo.

[axtsang]

1) Don't be a fob yourself... really. Fob girls hardly stay in the "fob" phase for too long. Just like any other phase, they'll soon learn to grow up.

2) Appear clean cut and proper - it helps differentiate you from the rest of the sea of fobs. (no smoking, no cussing in every sentence you say, etc.)

3) Fob guys usually treat very cute girls as if they are a goddess and get used. Refrain from that and treat them just like any other girl out there or as if they're really nothing that special. It would appear to them that theres something different about you, and hence, lead them into wanting to discover more about you.

4) Be yourself? They're really just like any other females out there.

[ChaseDizzy]

I thought this thread was how to scare fob chicks

So how do i scare fob chicks?

[englandmj7]

I thought this thread was how to scare fob chicks

So how do i scare fob chicks?

Say you work for the INS.

[axtsang]

Do the opposite. Duh. Were you suppose to be funny?

[artificialsky]

work in finance or banking and be a huge wannabe bateman douche.

[englandmj7]

You know what girls are REALLY hot? Whiny FOB Persian chicks........mmmmm

[axtsang]

..or whiney MANDO/TAIWANESE girls. Holy shit mann...

It's kinda like chocolate to the ears.

[englandmj7]

..or whiney MANDO/TAIWANESE girls. Holy shit mann...

It's kinda like chocolate to the ears.

I think that of all the women in the world, those are the type to which I am least attracted.

.......

[axtsang]

Maybe you've encountered the horrendous loud sharp voiced ones. If its those, I feel ya..

[englandmj7]

Maybe you've encountered the horrendous loud sharp voiced ones. If its those, I feel ya..

Possibly; there's no arguing that there are some gorgeous women in this category. To be honest, I simply don't find the Chinese accent/language pleasant to listen to.

Does that make me racist?

[axtsang]

Are you caucasian? 'Cause if so, I can totally relate. All my caucasian friends stated that chinese people sound like they're constantly arguing or yelling at each other when they're just communicating normally.

[Analog]

To be honest, I simply don't find the Chinese accent/language pleasant to listen to.

Moi aussi.

Does that make me racist?

Yes, you gwai-lo sumanabitch.

[englandmj7]

Are you caucasian? 'Cause if so, I can totally relate. All my caucasian friends stated that chinese people sound like they're constantly arguing or yelling at each other when they're just communicating normally.

Yep; white as they come.

Yes, you gwai-lo sumanabitch.

That may explain the pointy white cap under my bed and the excruciating rope burn on my hands. Oh. Too far?

Shootin' out the walls of heartache. Bang! Bang!

[axtsang]

BTW, TORONTO-ers, I've struck FOB HAVEN last night. PM ME!

[jq3k]

Does that make me racist?

nah.

ni hao

[doczein]

i'm asian. i can't stand whiney chinese.

with that said, i must say that persians, arab girls, and girls along the mediterranean can be extremely gorgeous. i mean, really hot ones are probably diamonds in the dust, but when you encounter one, they are truly something else.

[DJ2xTech]

What about whiney Korean girls?

They ALWAYS sound like they're whining even though they're just talking...

OPPPAAAAAA....CHANEL JU SEYO!!

but they're cute

[Tyro1]

go to the largest casino in the city, exchange 1000 dollars for chips, walk up to a group of fobby hoes, show them your stack and say "I have more of this in my room, it is my country's custom for you to blow me." get blown, change your chips back to cash.

[selective beef]

is it bad to think in your head: ahhhhh yeah! conjugate those verbs, baby. when a hot fobby girl is speaking english.

[dunkin deeznuts]

1. own a rice rocket

2. put bouncy toys on your dashboard

3. color blonde streaks in your hair

4. end all sentences with "laaaaaaaaa"

[lestat]

Dress up in Baby Milo, Bathing Ape, BBC, Number9, whatevers on HypeBeast

Wear oversized plastic frames... whether u need glasses or not

have a long canvas chain hooked up to ur jeans

end sentences with leh, laaa, arrrr, lor.

when speaking their language... throw in random english words... whether it makes sense or not

[youreit]

fucking easiest girls to pickup. if they were hot i might consider it. but i have a feeling the subservient tendencies of the chinese girls would really get to me

[selective beef]

4. end all sentences with "laaaaaaaaa"

i was wondering what the fuck that "laaaaaa" shit at the end of every sentence was.

[homme.homme]

doi doi doi.

[Darkadious]

it's lah, dude.

[MilSpex]

......................doh mah

[axtsang]

Lah

Wor

Gor

Bor

Ar

Wah

Diu la sing

[insomaniac]

you have to hold your girlfriend's purse, too.

why do they do that anyway. i would be so turned off if a man held my purse; i would probably slap his face with it and leave.

ew