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Anyone ever work at an adult video store?

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I saw an ad for a porno video shop only thing that bothered me was that it involved cleanup

anyone work at an adult store before?

I dont think it'd be TOO bad, but any feedback would be nice

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yr gonna be mopping up cum. get used to the smell of ammonia.

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yr gonna be mopping up cum. get used to the smell of ammonia.

yeah the cleanup thing was a sticking point

pun intended

otherwise i think itd be a chill the fuck out job

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i'm pretty sure that veni vidi vici translates to

i saw

i came

i cleaned up

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get ready to deal with the scum of the scum...and the people are shady too.........OOOHH!!!

should be an interesting job though....thats a reality show in the waiting....someone pitch that to HBO!!

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i worked in a video store franchise that rented out porn

i'd put in old lady porn into the VCR that went out to the sales floor TVs before i left so the people in the morning shift would be all WTF were they up to last night?! but no one called me on it and i think my coworkers just thought i was all pervy

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One of my friends in high school used to work at this video store in Brooklyn.

He told me how the most gangsta looking dudes would come in a buy or rent the sickest gay, tranny, weird sex videos they had in the adult section.

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before i pressed play on the above clerks vid, i completely expected this to the clip

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havent worked at an adult store, but, thanks for giving me the idea cuz it seems like a pretty chill job

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a few years ago i was having a really hard time finding a job and i almost applied at a porn shop. then again i thought it through and i know my uber-religious mom would have kicked me out and i doubt i could afford to pay rent on a smut peddlers salary, also walking around with a perpetual erection would probably get me fired.

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a friend of a friend worked at one in poughkeepsie.

said it was good. if you can get past wiping up cum.

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a friend of a friend worked at one in poughkeepsie.

said it was good. if you can get past wiping up cum.

Do you get paid more for doing this type of stuff, than you would at any other retail job?

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who in the world cums in a videostore?

I've never heard of that...

Wouldn't the employees beat the shit out of you if you...say... masturbate?

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Yeah they might have booths for jacking off in?

One of my GFs male friends worked in a adult store. Him and his GF had heaps of kinky shit, like heaps of vibrators, costumes, and all sorts of other shit. Look at it this way you would have the largest collection of porno DVDs you could imagine at your finger tips?

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It's fairly common to jack off in porno stores in america(viewing booths).

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A girl I knew worked at a regular videoclub but with a pretty well furnished porno section, she ended up renting pretty out there tapes to a couple of her dad's friends and things were kinda weird.

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ha! reminds me. we used to get free pizza from the place next door in exchange for free porn. they didn't care what. we just grabbed some video at random. i bet they got some far out shit by sheer accident.

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this might be helpful. true porn clerk stories: http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/tpcs1.php

"I was bored out of my skull about halfway through my usual nine-hour Saturday Shift of Doom, and I was downstairs putting tags back out. There was only one other person down there - a young guy, not a regular. I'd been keeping one eye on him anyway because he was wearing way more coat than he needed, which is the I'm-gonna-steal-a-box uniform.

We were on opposite sides of the room with our backs to each other. Gradually, I became aware of movement behind me. I turned around. His pants were drooping a few inches below the waistband of his boxers. He had snaked his right arm up underneath his coat and it was moving rhythmically.

For a second, I just stared.

Then, before I knew it, I heard a voice coming out of my mouth. It was a furious principal's voice, a drill seargeant's voice, Sigourney Weaver's voice just as she's about to wax an alien. It came up from the diaphragm, resonating through my chest, deep, powerful and furious.

PUT IT AWAY AND GET OUT!

He dropped the box he'd been holding and whipped around, eyes huge with astonishment.

He had been scratching his stomach."

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