Trust me...this wont hurt a bit.

[JustHaja]

Im trying to come up with semi obscene/kinky things i can do to this guy im dating. hes a 19 year old japanese rapper.....let it marinate for a minute...................and hes going back to japan in a couple of weeks. Weve been seeing each other quite often for a month or so. They cant be too bad cause ill probably see him again ...my family lives in japan and ill be visiting/moving there and I like him . So far weve come up with:

1. Tie him to the bed naked and leave the room. See how long it takes him to start screaming.

2. Something having to do with him squealing like a pig or making animal noises..havent ironed out the specifics on this one yet but im intrigued by the thought.

[bruised]

hmmm i have ideas but i require a picture of you before going on.

[Tyro1]

stick something up his pooper... after you tie him down...

[JustHaja]

[homi29]

you're evil

try nipple clamps

or a strap on... (made of selvedge denim of course)

[JustHaja]

strap on? I dont want to scar the boy

[drapygo]

Sounds like tie him to the bed and cutt his wiener off and throw it out the window plan.

[Tyro1]

But seriously, dress up in your old school uniform, and tie him down, then spank the shit out of him with a fly swat

[Thorns]

I'm such a wuss, but to me nothing is worse than blue balls. You're a beautiful girl, strap him down, tease the living shit out of him, and then leave him stuck there. It'll hurt for awhile and he wont be able to do a thing about it with his hands tied to the bed.

[Tarmac]

nice A1 sauce. you should tie him down, cut off his donger and pour A1 into the wound.

[Vitamian]

Since Japanese men tend to have rather feminine faces, I suggest you dress him up as a schoolgirl and then rape him by tying him up on the bedposts.

[JustHaja]

Tyro youve just made #3 fun and kinky.

Tarmac thats just wrong

[JustHaja]

Since Japanese men tend to have rather feminine faces, I suggest you dress him up as a schoolgirl and then rape him by tying him up on the bedposts.

or I can dress him up in my bra and underwear???

[almondcrush]

more of an enhancer than an act in and of itself

but mid-coitus biting is great if you havent been

[cheep]

haja, have sex with me and make him watch.

[lil brown brother]

haja you can tie me down and spank me anytime ......

[Roflcopterpwnsyou]

Tie him down, then go through an explanation of how you felt he should know that you're actually a man. Be very graphic about the operation and how your peen became a vag and explain that the restraints are for your own protection because you've been hit before when telling someone this.

[DaBestSpoona]

you could dress up like hard gay and smack him around with a leather whip

[mizanation]

you could tie him up and make him watch you getting a sufu gangbang.

[cuddlysheep]

whats thats japanese rappers name? i want to hear his tunes. what you should do is let him insert all kinds of sextoys in you and toss his salad. or roll him up in seaweeds like a nori roll.

[cuddlysheep]

ok i got another one, might be several by end of day.haha

ingredients:

1 gallon olive

2. 1 cup peanut butter

3. 1 gimp w/ a video camera.

so you guys get butt ass nekkid. pour olive oil on each other. then smear peanut butter on each others nipples and lick it off. then you whistle and out comes the midget gimp out the closet wearing nothing but a leather mask,butt nekkid with a video cam.and the rest..let your imagination go wild...

[Bona Drag]

wait, so jp dudes are gettin with sisters now?

damn

i gotta get me a microphone

[cuddlysheep]

well you need to be japanese first.

[Bona Drag]

my point was that apparently you can be just about anything these days

all in good fun

rainbow coalition y'all

[JustHaja]

ok i got another one, might be several by end of day.haha

ingredients:

1 gallon olive

2. 1 cup peanut butter

3. 1 gimp w/ a video camera.

so you guys get butt ass nekkid. pour olive oil on each other. then smear peanut butter on each others nipples and lick it off. then you whistle and out comes the midget gimp out the closet wearing nothing but a leather mask,butt nekkid with a video cam.and the rest..let your imagination go wild...

lol....Where are you getting all this stuff?? and where would i get a midget gimp? you know for research sake:o

[JustHaja]

Tie him down, then go through an explanation of how you felt he should know that you're actually a man. Be very graphic about the operation and how your peen became a vag and explain that the restraints are for your own protection because you've been hit before when telling someone this.

What if he beats me...he is a black belt.

[Crillz]

Be honest... are you dating one of the Teriyaki Boyz?

[so-so]

THATS RACISM.

No, but yeah, call me when you get to Japan. Family live anywhere near tokyo?

[broneck]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115964/

[sybaritical]

Thing is, he's Japanese. This vetos any real trauma you're trying to put him through cos he'll endure absolutely anything you do to him and chances are he'll probably get off on it.

That said, I imagine a dose of chloroform or rohypnol, restraints, sex toys and a remote video camera might go some way to doing the trick.