THE Mustache Thread: Challenges, Appreciation, Ridicule, Praise

[the_state]

ive been saying im growing to go trimless till halloween so i can be a legit ass black beard.. but i dont know if ill stick to it. i would like to go to a proper barber to have it trimmed/defined some at one point..

brotha in nyc you'll either pull sick amounts of specific ass while simultaneously deterring sick amounts of specific ass at the same time w/ that shit. all depends what your flava is.

[dino might]

Dino, So you don't shave at all? You just have unbelievable genes that make your facial hair grow in a perfectly manicured shape? Fuck man, my shit grows everywhere.

pretty much. my throat hair goes mad deep, below my adams apple, and you can see how its a different length, so i shave that shit up to keep the bottom shape in shape every so often, but other than that i guess im just lucky, nothing high up on my cheekbones or anything that really needs trimming.. at least not yet. but im jus' 18 so i guess theres time..

brotha in nyc you'll either pull sick amounts of specific ass while simultaneously deterring sick amounts of specific ass at the same time w/ that shit. all depends what your flava is.

yeah, ive slowly started to realize this fact with the hunnies at home problem is i think ill be trying to go after both asses.. im thinking i could maybe trim it up some but still keep the full shape and find a happy poon tang medium? thoughts?

i just know im going to come across a shawtie im feelin who doesnt want to kiss me because she thinks its gross or something and ill end up feeling yucky

[ThugLife]

I'm only 17 but I have been shaving everyday since I was 14.

I am not down to go all out and grow a beard yet though.

I am thinking about not shaving the stash for a month and see how it looks.

[dino might]

^yeah, we both started mad young. beards are awesome though, you should try if youre lucky enough to go to a school that allows them! shaving everyday wrecked HAVOC on mah babyface skin

[the_state]

I'm only 17 but I have been shaving everyday since I was 14.

I am not down to go all out and grow a beard yet though.

I am thinking about not shaving the stash for a month and see how it looks.

if you have the capability to grow a beard, it's almost criminal NOT to. embrace that shit. those pesky red bumps on your neck will forever be in debt to you.

[the_state]

yeah, ive slowly started to realize this fact with the hunnies at home problem is i think ill be trying to go after both asses.. im thinking i could maybe trim it up some but still keep the full shape and find a happy poon tang medium? thoughts?

i just know im going to come across a shawtie im feelin who doesnt want to kiss me because she thinks its gross or something and ill end up feeling yucky

look on the bright side, you'll be up to your sideburns in tattoo'd hipster poon and have no problems getting into bars.

[edwithoutahead]

this dude is raw!

xbKKsx2xC64

[dino might]

look on the bright side, you'll be up to your sideburns in tattoo'd hipster poon and have no problems getting into bars.

had some beers with sushi tonight in a typical joint. didnt get id'd

[ThugLife]

I think I am gonna start out with the 'stache and see how it goes.

I don't think my new school cares about facial hair. The basketball court is known basically as the "smoking section" where neither security or administration say or do anything to kids smoking cigarettes or weed.

[the Repeater]

Dino, get some mustache wax and get through the next three weeks or so and you're golden. Mustache wax (or any hair product, really) will keep your mustache out of your mouth, your facial hair aligned and straighter and looking neater instead of unruly.

Keep your eyes on the fuckin' prize.

[the Repeater]

And use something besides Clubman, shit's got no hold.

[lucky_cloud]

A shot of my current 'stache for amusement. New haircut, too, though I recognize that this thread is not about that.

And a bit of a detail shot.

[Leonard Leroy]

dam boi, shit heroic

[dino might]

nice one, lucky

Dino, get some mustache wax and get through the next three weeks or so and you're golden. Mustache wax (or any hair product, really) will keep your mustache out of your mouth, your facial hair aligned and straighter and looking neater instead of unruly.

Keep your eyes on the fuckin' prize.

shit cuz', i just grow the shit i dont know about any of this wax biz. what do you mean by 'get through the next three weeks or so'? do i put this shit over my whole beard? will that not make my face all slimey or something? soooo many questions

and this all sounds like its coming from a man with experience, so why isnt your mo' up here

[enatoka]

gfhghgrdgrgrgreg

[lucky_cloud]

i live and work there, so it would probably be weird if you didn't see me around once in a while.

[deadpan]

Was looking through some old pics the other day and came across these of my Dad. I only knew him with a full Beard as in the last pic, but had never seen the moustache pics before.

These are about 1949 while in the British Army...

Later on...

And this was in the 1980's.

And this was his grandfather, so my Great Grandfather

[littlebigman]

look on the bright side, you'll be up to your sideburns in tattoo'd hipster poon and have no problems getting into bars.

i have mine on my license but i shaved it off a little while ago and the past couple times i've tried to go in to a bar i've got hassled about my id not looking like me. one guy even called the cops over. serves me right for shaving i suppose.

[kwiteaboy]

Was looking through some old pics the other day and came across these of my Dad. I only knew him with a full Beard as in the last pic, but had never seen the moustache pics before.

These are all epic. I wish I could grow a mustache like the British Army one... Clark Gable shit.

[Charlie Delta]

Your father in the 80's was one Dapper gentleman!

[lucky_cloud]

Your father in the 80's was one Dapper gentleman!

My sentiments exactly!

[the Repeater]

nice one, lucky

shit cuz', i just grow the shit i dont know about any of this wax biz. what do you mean by 'get through the next three weeks or so'? do i put this shit over my whole beard? will that not make my face all slimey or something? soooo many questions

and this all sounds like its coming from a man with experience, so why isnt your mo' up here

The longest I grew my entire beard was a little over a year. I'm not posting that garbage.

My most epic stash was an untold amount of time without any trimming, but it encased both lips fully. No pics, sadly.

Wax goes on dry, stays dry. Basically a conditioner with hold. It's fucking great. You can just comb a small amount in. Smells really good. I meant the next period is critical to pass the "itchy-mess-what-am-I-doing" phase.

[dino might]

The longest I grew my entire beard was a little over a year. I'm not posting that garbage.

My most epic stash was an untold amount of time without any trimming, but it encased both lips fully. No pics, sadly.

Wax goes on dry, stays dry. Basically a conditioner with hold. It's fucking great. You can just comb a small amount in. Smells really good. I meant the next period is critical to pass the "itchy-mess-what-am-I-doing" phase.

aw man nah ive passed all itchyness, i aint no bitch statuz beard enthusiast. i trimmed the thing today, bt only because it clashed with my new haircut.

this stuff sounds awesome though. favorite brand? where can i expect to find the stuff?

**MUCH** appreciated

[the_state]

when i left my last job my boss gave me a mustache kit as a going away present. (i had just started growing the beard). it came w/ a little scissor, a tiny comb, and what some mustache wax that looked like a tube of chapstick. it's from like the 70's or 80's; totally previous level but in the best possible way.

[dino might]

thats still awesome, whatta nice guy

[Creme]

Could anybody Photoshop my face with a mustache and beard? I want to see what I'm missing out on...

[the_state]

thats still awesome, whatta nice guy

yeah he's a good dude. prob the best boss i'll ever have in my professional career, which sucks b/c it was my first "real" job.

[ThugLife]

You have all seen O Brother, Where Art Thou? correct?

Great movie and a lot of pomade aka hair or mustache wax.

[Charlie Delta]

"I don't want FOP goddammit!

I'm a Dapper Dan man!"

[jimmyc]

Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!