THE Mustache Thread: Challenges, Appreciation, Ridicule, Praise

[dino might]

figured its about time to update, after my much needed mustache and neck tidying up. about three months (i say about because it was sorta the buzzcut beard steez on new years, so..)

starting to get respectable..

look ma, no 'lobes!

who else here HATES rogue mustache hairs flipping up sporadically making you look all crazy?

[Lendo]

Looks good Dino!

Almost pulled the trigger and broke out the full 'stache on Friday, but this is the first time i've had a beard since high school (dating myself here), about 16 years ago, so i ended up hitting it with the trimmer. Went and found some mustache wax and have been goofing around with a little. Excuse the wonky eye, sun's bright bouncing of the snow.

[dino might]

i want a fuller stache.

i got mustache envy.

[evisu 2000]

i want a moustache that grows downwards instead of straight out.

[seafinch]

Recently trimmed up for Mustache March!

The sunlight makes it look like I'm missing part of the stache but it's there...

[Lendo]

I completely forgot about Mustache March! I may have to clean it up! My gf will not be happy, but she is at least supportive of my mustachioed dreams.

[seafinch]

^^^ I'm a bit jealous. My wife hates this thing.

[superBobo]

what is it with women and their lack of love for manly man face steez? last time I had a slightly full beard my gf said I looked like a rodent..

[sawn-off chef]

MUSTACHE MARCH BOYS, SHAVE EM SHAVE EM SHAVE EM.

[amardeep]

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Edited May 21, 2020 by amardeep

[c.r.e.a.m.]

scott, hahaha you look like my roomate, minus the mexican gardener stache.

[sawn-off chef]

pics hahaha.

[c.r.e.a.m.]

you guys have similar hair, eyebrows and eyes, no homo

ridiculous pic of him (sorry, no stache here)

[suicide]

some weak fuckin staches in this bitch.

6 weeks and imma look like mark fuckin twain.

[Surfrider]

some weak fuckin staches in this bitch.

I'll admit I'm no Tom Selleck, but I don't think I've done too bad for myself.

[B-Dawg]

My March 'stache, in SF for the Self Edge SuFu party, sorry stubble is obscuring it, will shave again soon. (March mullet/mohawk no vis)

Had to get a pic in front of this sign, went with the emo look to juxtapose the hilarity for more impactz.

[artxattack]

rule of thumb: if you are under 40 and or not with peppered hair, just grow a fucking goatee

[billy.]

i dont even know the last time i shaved.

plus the 1/4th of me thats irish kicks in and gives me some weird ginger kid beard in the light.

bonus chest hair.

[Lendo]

I already miss my beard, but it shall return!

[dino might]

^you rule. (0)

[skiniks]

rule of thumb: if you are under 40 and or not with peppered hair, just grow a fucking goatee

this is a stupid rule of thumb, i don't think anyone's going to listen to your rule of thumb.

[Lendo]

Thank you sir!

For anyone who needs a little inspiration:

[dino might]

^this all makes me think of that family guy episode with the two old he-man weightlifter types. "bulleyyy! did you say bulleyyy?! bulleyyy!"

this is a stupid rule of thumb, i don't think anyone's going to listen to your rule of thumb.

and besides, goetees just make men look like trailer trash. sorry, i got outta the south. no goetees allowed

[Lendo]

Exactly!

If i can keep this going until October, i'm going to buy a singlet and dress as one of said olde tyme badasses.

[lucky_cloud]

[Lendo]

Bully Bully!

Update:

Day 2 of my massive mustachery. I still have it, and have gotten a surprising amount of compliments!

[klutz]

wish i could participate in this thread =[

[suicide]

boomtime.

i shaved. fuckin japs lookin at me like im from outer mother fucking space with that shit on.

[Sir Lady Rad]

facial hair jealousy in full effect. id kill to have an icarus stache.

[dino might]

crooked, but you get the point..

starting to get down right legit.