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look..if it's real...then cytherea is a mutant.

personally i like flower's squirts more.

(official porn post?)

hahaha cytherea "squirtwoman" and flower tucci. awesome. she's been featured on the bangbus (and related network) websites. if anyone's interested, PM me for a login/pass because I get them thrown to me by the handful

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imagine a girl peeing on you as you eat her out...don't believe the hype guys(about squirting)

Had to share this story, my buddy Lisa at UCLA told me this one. Lisa and her roommate, Karen, went out partying. Karen evidently got smashed and left the party with some guy. Lisa, who left for home and had fallen asleep on the couch, said she was woken up at 2:30am by her very drunk roommate who arrived home crying, half-naked and carrying a piss soaked sheet.

Evidently, back at the guy's apartment Karen and that guy started hooking up. She was so drunk that she didn't tell the guy, hey I have to take a piss. He starts going down on her and she couldn't hold it any longer. She pissed on the guy's face and all over the bed. Karen ended up gathering the sheets off the bed and ran home with the sheets in hand but forgot her pants and shoes in the process.

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Had to share this story, my buddy Lisa at UCLA told me this one. Lisa and her roommate, Karen, went out partying. Karen evidently got smashed and left the party with some guy. Lisa, who left for home and had fallen asleep on the couch, said she was woken up at 2:30am by her very drunk roommate who arrived home crying, half-naked and carrying a piss soaked sheet.

Evidently, back at the guy's apartment Karen and that guy started hooking up. She was so drunk that she didn't tell the guy, hey I have to take a piss. He starts going down on her and she couldn't hold it any longer. She pissed on the guy's face and all over the bed. Karen ended up gathering the sheets off the bed and ran home with the sheets in hand but forgot her pants and shoes in the process.

kinda off topic but a girl told me once she was giving a guy a blowjob while he was assed out drunk. apparently he decided it would be a good time to take a piss while receiving a blowjob. he never heard from her again.

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My girl says cum tastes like salt water .

pussy tastes like ... hmmmm .... oh god nm I just pictured some girl who was an alcoholic and would always come over after the bar . I never went down on her cause she always had this smell emitting from her pores . And that sirs was bad enough itself ..

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My girl says cum tastes like salt water

she's lying, it never tastes like salt water, unless your diet is, well, salt water.

the taste between the two is actually quite similar, as long as whoever it is you're going down on doesn't live on red meat and beer. girls are just a little muskier is all.

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I dunno I smelled it before - couldn't tell wtf it smelled similar too ..

I seriously doubt what it tastes like has shit to do with what you've eaten unless that's what you eat 75% of the time ...

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I dunno I smelled it before - couldn't tell wtf it smelled similar too ..

I seriously doubt what it tastes like has shit to do with what you've eaten unless that's what you eat 75% of the time ...

It has everything to do with your diet. It's not like it tastes exactly like what's been eaten that day, but it has been found that certain foods make it taste worse, and certain things make it taste better. Do a taste test - go down on a girl who eats junk most of the time, then eat out a vegetarian. Report back!

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but um I dont eat pussy . I have a girl who does that for me . well okay I ate one girl I was with for 5 years + and one this once in high school , but other than that the 100 or so other bitches/girlfriends I've been with no way nuh uh ..

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I've gotten (as a response to what I taste like)... 'avocado' once or twice from my ex. That and the typical bad diet bitter/salty on occasion. Shmeh.

For the girl... ranges from rancid tangy to salty to musky to flavorless.

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