how do i score hipster chicks

[wEstSidE]

sidneylo - i have met such a breed.

selegna - even i don't have the gall to do that.

[sean_]

selegna you sound like one grimey ass dude, respect

[sidneylo]

havent tried this one yet... but im sure it would work.. (you cant do this in your hometown)

Play the gay card for a night and get close to the hottest fag hag you can..

Get her and your new 'girls' wasted till they're on some freaky sexual experimental tip...

if you can get it to that stage, its a done dada!

That's what I affectionately call plan 'A'.

sidneylo - i have met such a breed.

They are wannabe hipsters. It can be difficult to tell, but there are subtle differences--because of the rise in popularity of the hipster, one must not be fooled by superficial appearances that we often associate with hipsterism.

[onemancult]

use one of these:

[herpsky]

how do i score blonde sorority chicks decked out in A&F, big sunglasses, and uggs?

[goldengloves]

how do i score blonde sorority chicks decked out in A&F, big sunglasses, and uggs?

Alcohol & esctasy.

[sphoxx]

Hipster girls are self-styled masters of the universe, theres no such thing as scoring hipster chicks, hipster chicks score you.

HAH

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[Crillz]

Well I'm sure if there's a definitive answer out there you'll find it on this here shopping forum buuuuuuuuhhhdy.

[onemancult]

hanging out with Crillz would get me crazy pussy, i bet.

[Guest jmatsu]

brag about having an impressive record collection.

give off a cultured premise. pretend to like art and philosphy.

lie about adoring foreign film.

[wEstSidE]

ok i think that about wraps up that segment.

let's move on, shall we?

where can i buy cocaine (nyc metro area preferred). or should that go in supershopper?

[mwrenchd]

thomkins sq park. or wall st.

[wEstSidE]

where can i cop on wall st.?

[mwrenchd]

Look for the strung-out mid-20s bankers. 85 Broad St is a safe bet.

[wEstSidE]

that's what i was guessing. i guess i'll just talk to some of my school's alumns then. they should know what's up.

[down4nyhc]

holla at rayray. hell hook you up.

oh and get tight pants.

[wEstSidE]

good superfuture fit.

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

ok i think that about wraps up that segment.

let's move on, shall we?

where can i buy cocaine (nyc metro area preferred). or should that go in supershopper?

uptown. ask for a member of the "Diplomats", a rap group that sells cocaine. They will be like "here shorty take that, shake that, break that....in half."

But please, bring their cake back.

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

Look for the strung-out mid-20s bankers. 85 Broad St is a safe bet.

you are 15, arent you?

[mizanation]

hipster chicks suck in bed. i'll take a hood chick over a hipster chick any day.

[Roflcopterpwnsyou]

-Make sure she notices your new copy of VICE.

-Then proceed to make sure shes aware of the cheap looking $22 v-neck tee you bought from American Apparel in some obnoxiously bright color that matches nothing you own.

-Wear out the shittiest pair of converse or dunks you possibly own

At this point you should start mentioning this party and all the coke that will be there.

Or you could just treat her like shit.

[mizanation]

-Make sure she notices your new copy of VICE.

-Then proceed to make sure shes aware of the cheap looking $22 v-neck tee you bought from American Apparel in some obnoxiously bright color that matches nothing you own.

-Wear out the shittiest pair of converse or dunks you possibly own

At this point you should start mentioning this party and all the coke that will be there.

Or you could just treat her like shit.

brilliant.

[kauflust]

I want to start a "how do i score black/asian/white/latina/sexy librarian chicks" thread...

[mwrenchd]

you are 15, arent you?

No, wtf are you talking about. My buddies at goldman are often strung out- adderall or some such when working, coke when going out. The suggestion to cop at 85 broad was a not so subtle joke.

If the OP doesn't have a hookup, a friendly bartender at the right kind of bar is a safe bet but sadly, he's underage.

[RAISED BY WOLVES]

grimey is a way of life!

"It's the B.I.G - N.O.Y.D"

[Double D]

Pfft, all this talk of cocaine. You could get far more action out of a bottle of chloroform and have change for a pair of Diors at the end of it.

[mizanation]

how do i score an intelligent, self-reliant, drug-free young professional woman with loads of self-esteem and confidence, who has a high-paying and illustrious job and great fashion sense?

[zelah]

where can i cop straight edge vegan bike cuties?

[Hagbard C]

GO TO NEW YORK i never had as much pussy as in the last 10 days i've been there!!!

[zelah]

but..but....