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I get made fun of at school.


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I walk into class and this kid who's a english as a second language learner student comes up to me and shows me this paper...

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Apparently kids were drawing each other and I found myself being made fun of on this paper.

The quote on the left side reads "It hurts to get boners!! Weeee!!!!" & on the right side "Cocky I like tight pants!"

It doesn't even hurt to get boners, these kids got it all wrong.

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tight pants was my shtick back in high school too. fixable by knuckle sanwiches.

i completely miss read this. literally read moose knuckle sandwiches, which sounds painful as hell.

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when people made fun of me for my pants at first i was pissed, then i just realized that the comments from the guys were all negative, but the comments from the girls were all positive. taking that into account, i realzied that the guys were probably threatened, and ignored their macho/latent gay comments until they finally came around and i even earned a nickname from the lacrosse/preppy gang, who i now am good friends with. 'skinnyjeans'.

try it and see if it works.

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i realzied that the guys were probably threatened.

They all wanted to jock yo steez. They're just too homophobic to admit your pants fit you like a sexybeast... so they call you names.

You know they ran home and tried on their little sis's Sevens...

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The other day me and my friends were doing that thing from 40 year old virgin "You know how I know you're gay? Because .. ". One of my boys was like "I know you're gay because you wear tight jeans".

I wear my APC's like everyday so that's why he said that, but I wouldn't even consider my jeans tight. I need to get my APC's a size smaller, the waist is way too big, but I've just been lazy about reselling them and buying a new pair.

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