Chris chris chris chris chris chris

[minya]

Yep, the start of a 3 video, critically aclaimed series of bringin' it.

You mean.. "The start of a series of 3 films in which it is brought."

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i forget, who wins, the white cheerleaders or the "other" ones?

[goldengloves]

You mean.. "The start of a series of 3 films in which it is brought."

Oh no, I'm pretty sure it was already broughten.

[LIVENUDEGIRLS]

chris is gay?

[mr fluffernutter]

chris is gay?

is the sky blue?

[kow]

So I figure this is as good a time as any to come out with this. There is a truth hidden behind my svelte figure, which you have come to know as (not rly but pretend you know me ok):

In fact, reality comes in a shade more like:

There. I said it. It's done.

[englandmj7]

So I figure this is as good a time as any to come out with this. There is a truth hidden behind my svelte figure, which you have come to know as (not rly but pretend you know me ok):

In fact, reality comes in a shade more like:

There. I said it. It's done.

Shit! You aren't blurry in real life?

[TPR950H]

Shit! You aren't blurry in real life?

Bigfoot is blurry in real life.

[macuser3of5]

So I figure this is as good a time as any to come out with this. There is a truth hidden behind my svelte figure, which you have come to know as (not rly but pretend you know me ok):

In fact, reality comes in a shade more like:

There. I said it. It's done.

GROSS Who let you outside your pen?

[chris]

oh uh uhhhhh.

i never alter my pictures, you bitch. i cant see which picture you're referring to (only geriatric asian chode, ew), but i dont take all of my photos at the same angle, if that says anything. maybe ill come to barneys, and tower over your short, fat ass, for proof.

*snaps fingers*

[macuser3of5]

served

10chars

[Servo2000]

my fucking eyes

[bangbangbang]

I'd love to see Chris do a video while saying that.

Including the finger snapping.

[cmirsky]

/\ I would pay. That would be nice.

[fndmybetterhalf]

i dont mean to be a hater or anything but... why stretch out your pictures? sincere question....its not een like your fat without stretching it...youre still skinny

[sycamore no more]

He just said he didn't stretch his pictures Chris. Learn to read gook.

[Servo2000]

It's not Chris' fault that it's so hard to take a picture when you're like 12 feet tall.

Don't take no shit, Chris.

[fndmybetterhalf]

i hope it hurts when you get a boner jeremy. you cocky tight jeans wearing ass. i hate you

[Carl]

[sycamore no more]

[sycamore no more]

Now leave him alone, his self esteem is already really low.

EDIT: really low.

[zelah]

intrigued!

[naturaljax]

the plot thickens...

[samsikle]

gosh what a super conspiracy. now chris can't be the pageant king, rats.

[artificialsky]

wow. CARDS HAVE BEEN PULLED!

[fndmybetterhalf]

LOL ouch...the burn....

[chris]

all he did was make my pictures shorter. it can work both ways, you know.

i am not an unproportioned troll.

[fndmybetterhalf]

so your door way is normally that skinny and tall? funhouse?

[nairb49]

I don't get it. Either way you look good, don't worry about it chris

[zelah]

I'm so nervous!