Chris chris chris chris chris chris

[axtsang]

why, how much does your wench press her twat...?

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAKAKAKAAHAHAHA shit son

[so-so]

I encountered chris today on craigslist. It was casual.

[axtsang]

Ratings please.

[onemancult]

i stretch my balls using thin metal hoops...

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does that increase your spunk throb-to-distance efficiency?

[pourhomme]

Whoo yet another flame war coming up!

[onemancult]

does that increase your spunk throb-to-distance efficiency?

right now i'm on five hoops, and i recently blasted a 2-inch hole through my wall

while jacking off to this thread.

i'm theorizing that the more hoops i fit onto my sac, the more powerful my ejac-o-matic

will be.

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right now i'm on five hoops, and i recently blasted a 2-inch hole through my wall

while jacking off to this thread.

i'm theorizing that the more hoops i fit onto my sac, the more powerful my ejac-o-matic

will be.

i think this will only be true up to a point though. maybe if you stab your gonadtrons with one too many snap-ring, your congee will spew forth all over our badroom, causing a great whoopdeedoo of a mess.

id definitely keep it going though....you want to get to the stage where you can use that shit as a weapon.

[onemancult]

id definitely keep it going though....you want to get to the stage where you can use that shit as a weapon.

i'd mug people with it.

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shooter mcwangin.

[Guest jeffvyain]

why don't you just get on top of chris?

[airportlobbytx]

Dogs have lips just so that they can kiss my motherfucking ass.

I walked by Chris today, too, but mistook him for a lamppost. A GAY lamppost!

[Pandemonium]

Dogs have lips just so that they can kiss my motherfucking ass.

I walked by Chris today, too, but mistook him for a lamppost. A GAY lamppost!

i drove by your mother today, too. i mistook her for a drivethrough vagina.