if jeans were people . . . .

[mizanation]

umm, no.

........

[coleslawyum]

The Flat Head 3001 would be Kiya Babzani.

WTF? I don't think so…

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True Religion = Ben Affleck, totally over-rated in everyway, totally mainstream, never delivers, liked by ignorant college kids and frat boys, but still (for some unknown reason) is draped all over famous hot women.

no....

True Religion = Nick Lachey

[sycamore no more]

umm, no.

........

What are you trying to say Kiya is not a person?

What is he then!?

[cheapmuthafukr]

The Flat Head 3001 would be Kiya Babzani.

so flathead jeans are like a balding david cross-alike who runs a couple boutiques? i dont get it

no hate.

[mizanation]

cmf, keeping it real once again.

[kiya]

Wow, thanks guys.

[homi29]

Nudie RRDS = Johnny Depp, Long-career, consistent, while maintaining indie cred and mainstream appeal. Beginning to get a little boring after too much exposure however

[damnIam]

Steve McQueen?

Buzz Rickson of course!

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

Samurai 5000BK - Malcom X

Black, strong, proud and intelligent--a role model for young black jeans. Many jeans try to come close, but the 5000BK is always blacker.

MIGHT I ADD, WILL EVENTUALLY MAKE IT UP TO HARLEM AND GET SHOT FULL OF HOLES.

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

LRG jeans -

22 year old suburban Phillipino backpack hip-hop enthusiast. Feels the artform peaked around Rawkus era, and Mos Def and Kweli are worthy ambassadors for the artform. Big, big supporter of "Da 4 Elementz(!)" Has more dunks than sense. Drives a Scion. Works at Footlocker.

[coleslawyum]

Evisu = Robert De Niro.

Started with a lot of promise, made some great product, but then got lazy and sold out just to make some money. Lousy product followed, became overrated. Got into some lawsuits. Has made a little comeback recently though.

[swisloc]

Evisu = Robert De Niro.

Started with a lot of promise, made some great product, but then got lazy and sold out just to make some money. Lousy product followed, became overrated. Got into some lawsuits. Has made a little comeback recently though.

that's great!

[Kaisha]

Josh Homme?

[Charlie Delta]

Jack Nicholson?

[mizanation]

Evisu = Robert De Niro.

Started with a lot of promise, made some great product, but then got lazy and sold out just to make some money. Lousy product followed, became overrated. Got into some lawsuits. Has made a little comeback recently though.

and loves him some black women!

[BTT]

"New Charly European Jeans" in "Ugliest jeans in the world" thread - jake gyllenhaal and heath ledger.

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha

[cheapmuthafukr]

ANDE WHALL-ande whall...

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oh my god....WHY would any man want to wear those Charly european jeans?! I don't think i've ever seen another picture online i've been more disgusted at.

[mizanation]

ANDE WHALL-ande whall...

tru dat.

cmf homme = cmf

[viv1984viv]

good god, both the models AND the jeans are disgusting.....

[seraphim]

Josh Homme?

cheap monday black tight cut - no real outstanding quality, but somehow manages to make its way to the thighs of girls worldwide. goes well with black nail varnish.

[Zampáno]

Diesel - Monica Belluci

Stunning Italian looks and quality acting got her famous, then she got raped and ended up in big-production-poor-quality films like The Matrix Revolutions and The Passion of the Christ. Still wouldn't kick her out of bed though..

[Etz]

April 77 - Cillian Murphy

"Those look so tight, so feminine...yet, I strangely find them attractive. Does that make me gay?"

[LA Guy]

oh my god....WHY would any man want to wear those Charly european jeans?! I don't think i've ever seen another picture online i've been more disgusted at.

That's a dare, if there ever was one.

[crisis]

LRG jeans -

22 year old suburban Phillipino backpack hip-hop enthusiast. Feels the artform peaked around Rawkus era, and Mos Def and Kweli are worthy ambassadors for the artform. Big, big supporter of "Da 4 Elementz(!)" Has more dunks than sense. Drives a Scion. Works at Footlocker.

Haha, i'm Filipino and found that funny, some of my friends are like this. Psst. you spilled Filipino wrong.

[SHOES FOR TRADE]

Levis STF - Paris Hilton

shunned by elitist, but loved by the young and ignorant. still doesnt look good even after years of wear. may look expensive but beyond that is cheap and trashy. everyone has been in it but realized its not worth commitment. just another throwaway.

[mizanation]

interesting... even though paris hilton wouldn't get caught dead in a pair of STF's.

[lil brown brother]

Haha, i'm Filipino and found that funny, some of my friends are like this. Psst. you spilled Filipino wrong.

u spelled spell rwong.....