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have you ever fallen asleep at the office?

i think i might give it a try. hopefully my head stys upright so it looks like im looking at something

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do this, but with 1 hand

and not lying down obv

i do this shit all the time in class with a pencil in my other hand

it looks like im taking notes

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/\/\ hahaha classic

if the UPS people bring lunch for my office and i eat some at my desk, that doesnt constitute as my lunch break does it?

I wanna go and take my break but feel awkward i just ate like an hour ago

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green ranger was the shit.

that gold armor he had was bad ass.

the rest of the rangers looked like toys when he was around.

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i'm keeping a personal tally for when i get so drunk my brain stops remembering things. impressing peoples on internets is fun bonus

just sayin, ya'll virgins should go to mexico

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Tommy Was The Green Ranger, Red Ranger Was Jason Amirite?

nevermind, you're right.

Billy was a bitch.

Zach was dope.

Kimberly, well we all know how I feel about her.

Posted

i wish i could've found a version without disabled embedding but the power rangers juggernaut type dubbing was hilarious and old as fuck but still makes me laugh.

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``"If you're a real-life superhero you follow the law. If you catch somebody you can't just tie them up and leave them for the cops, that's for the comics. You have to wait for the cops and give them a statement," Mr. Ravenblade said.``

shit on my dick if that`s nott the most yellow, house nigel attitude i ever heard

would not expect such from a man with a dangerous

weapon(Raven) and vampyre(blade) installed in his name.

you`re effectively letting a horse break-dance on christopher reeve`s grave.

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were there different actors when they fought with the masks on?

edit: ^^ haha holy shit

yes. only when they took their helmets off to speak to zordon at the command center were they wearing the outfits. tommy was also the white ranger.

why the fuck do these helmets have to be so expensive, goddamn 250 for one, you buggin. i just wanna rock in my waywt's.

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this is what i feel like:

BOB SLYDELL

Y'see, what we're trying to do here, we're just trying to get a feel

for how people spend their day. So, if you would, would you just walk

us through a typical day for you?

PETER

Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side

door, that way Lumbergh can't see me. Uh, and after that, I just sorta

space out for about an hour.

BOB PORTER

Space out?

PETER

Yeah. I just stare at my desk but it looks like I'm working. I do that

for probably another hour after lunch too. I'd probably, say, in a

given week, I probably do about fifteen minutes of real, actual work.

PETER

The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's just that I just don't

care.

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zubin, go to loft tonight!

you too kerni

made plans to hang out with a beezy....

on an unrelated note; say you meet a girl you know through mutual friends. You guys hang out for 2 nights with your mutual friends and she obviously is interested in you....when you add her on FB she blows up your FB

is it safe to assume im in? how do i engage in another playdate (with or without friends) without coming across as awkward or too into it? Or is that just not possible? INTERNET AS A TOOL FOR DATING!

edit- i guess my concern isnt if shes down, but how do i go about seeing her again without the awkardness?

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wait for her to ask or mention you are going to do something with friends and ask if she would like to go then branch off from friends sometime throughout night

Posted

yea and then she will start leaving mixtapes in your mailbox and wont leave you the fuck alone and will text you about limp bizkit

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