Random Thoughts...

[samsikle]

what did you break and how!

[m1sterko]

i dunno i fell today on my bike,

something hit my shin (pedal most likely) really hard.

thers a horizontal groove along my inner shin.

its all tingly and hurt

[freecat]

justice dvd wasn't what i expected.

yeah it's totally shit. one of my friend told me something like "wow they're so badass and they do crazy things in their dvd"... so i watched it... so boring.

would have been fun if they were involved in fight, got arrested by the police, fought with lighter and spray in the street, threw stuff at rednecks ...

LOL ugh looks like a stomach ache. reminds me of freecat with two double cheeseburgers stacked and being eaten at an alarming rate.

haha. that was ... wow. i did it again on the champs elysée in early april, it was the only meal of my day. didn't stay very long in my stomach but hum it's another story.

[julzkind]

if my appt doesnt take long today, i will have mcdicks breakfast, sadly.

last time i had it i had stayed up all night, taken an addy n didnt even enjoy it. wata shameeee,

so i had this dream and i wont say the whole thing but i was telling gwen stefani how i wanted to wear a mens cologne instead of parfum and she gave me some of hers?

but i know she deosnt make like non fruity-ish scents, which i also like but cannot be mistaken for cologne and she then said she was making a women cologne.

in like the yr 4000. wtf,

is there no cologne specially for women?

[salaryman]

cologne was originally just a specific type of perfume from Germany.

wasn't meant for men or women necessarily.

you can wear whatever you want.

I like girls that smell like flowers or honey roasted peanuts.

[ProfMonnitoff]

nobody wears edp or edc anymore unfortunately

i love smelling that concentrated concept on girls

[julzkind]

Yeah I guess if I rly lookd, I could find something I liked...I used to be in love with hanae mori until my mom and then sisnlaw bought it after smelling it on me.

Not bein an asshole, just like that but I might wear it today. Cause I actually love how it smells

[dismalfuture]

I got CDG in edp but that shit wears out in like an hour, lol

[ProfMonnitoff]

thats why you pay somebody to walk behind you with the bottle

[Osmosis Jones]

Do you spray it on your clothes? I always see people doing this but you're supposed to spray it directly on your skin when you're warmest, like right after a shower, so that your pores absorb it.

i like girls who smell like smoke and perfume mixed together...

[julzkind]

i dunno what concept this is, but i usually put whatever i am wearing that days-lotion on after a shower so i dont spray clothes, etc.

makes u yummy and yumminess doest fade much throughout the day

otherwise its cocoa butterrrrrrrrrr, keep it tight.

[fallen angels]

happy bday kerni

[Osmosis Jones]

I got drunk at a bar with some of my best friends this one night when "SHOCK HORROR!" me and this gorgeous big titted girl made eye contact, instantly she knew she wanted to take me home and I knew that I would let her. The only problem: she was too drunk to get me back to her place for the full on fuck fest that was afoot. And personally I couldn't be bothered to pay for a taxi home, so we ended up fucking in a field. Once I had cum all up inside her fanny I remembered that I had a girlfriend and was disgusted with myself but even more more importantly I was disgusted by her. In my drunken, post-orgasm panic I reached into my pocket, pulled out as much spare change as would fit into my clenched fist and threw it at her as hard as I could, all the while screaming at her, accusing her of being a "no good dirty cum dumpster." 10 and 20ps slaping into her tits and face, she was crying and telling me to get the fuck away from her. And once I was done? I ran, I ran home as fast as I could, into the tender and loving embrace of my loving girlfriend.

Somethingawful never fails me.

[FAM0US.]

I gots a crush.

[kaws&effect]

Im sick of old heads who think theyre on some groundbreaking shit using semi-new technology and thinking its some shit nobody has seen before...

Like people who STILL use their bluetooths in public places where EVERYONE can hear the worthless conversation your having about your friend and her new mini-van...LISTEN BITCH! NOBODY CARES! THATS WHAT TEXT MESSAGES ARE FOR!

Bet I wont forget my headphones on the train again!

I can still hear it in my head...

A VAN...YEAH, SHE GOT A VAN!!, VAN, WITH A V, ...V....A....N....YEAH SHE GOT A NEW ONE! (THIS WENT ON FOR OVER 10 MINUTES IN BROKEN ENGLISH SO NEITHER PERSON COULD UNDERSTAND EACHOTHER....FFFUUUCCCCKKK!!!!!!)

[e0d9n0b5]

I did bunch of e on mondaay, and when I was fucking I couldn't nut(like usual on e) but then the next day too, and today.. gotta get my nut back

[ProfMonnitoff]

i took ur nut

[e0d9n0b5]

who took my nut

who found my nut

love terry

[suicide]

im never gonna get a new job with this fucking mustache

[jayrock]

son of a dyke bitch. my phone was stolen this weekend in cabo san lucas, and the mother fucker ran up a large amount of data charges. I'M NOT PAYING FOR THIS

on the bright side, i've been here four days and already fooled around with four different girls. count it.

[dismalfuture]

spraying quality perfume on your clothes can stain them.

[ProfMonnitoff]

his name is semen white nut

love money

p.s. i'll find my nut

[redX]

yo prof if a swiss dude ever catches you calling their Bircher Müsli german they gonna run after you with burning torches and pitchforks like they wanna kill a witch

[16steps]

have you ever fallen asleep at the office?

i think i might give it a try. hopefully my head stys upright so it looks like im looking at something

[bouwnt]

it ain't the same!

u know i knever tell u, are very good at yelling with

your mouth shut? keep it up

``this will be a rock star sperm auction``

[thaiison]

on graduation yesterday, two friends of mine put an imported viagra pill from poland in my drink. that fucking piller fucked me up, got crazy red eyes and started telling sex-jokes when i opened the presents in front of all the guests. then at the cclub everyone thought i had smoked a great amount of weed.

on the other hand i guess i could be lucky because the pill should have given me an 8-hour erection

[skiniks]

it would have been much funnier if you had gotten an 8-hour erection

[16steps]

how long did your erection last for?

[thaiison]

that's the strange, i didn't get any

[6ixes&7evens]

everyday around the sametime the same hummingbird flys around this shantly little shack i wonder if theres anything interesting it has there....