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this is true. wife tried to wack it for me this morning and i'm like why bother. it will take you 1 hour and it will take me 3 minutes.

fuck hand jobs. guarantee almost every dude has jacked off at least three times more than the average lady has used her hands on one.

(big breath in) i could probably give a better hj than most of you ladies out there. there, i said it.

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i dont think ive gotten a hand job since highschool honestly.

i vividly remember my first handy in the 8th grade. we were in a movie, that shitty val kilmer flick that took place on mars. red planet i think?

anyway, bitch whipped it out and played with it like it was a joystick. rubbin her thumb all around the tip it was like she was about to press the red "engage" button as soon as she locked on.

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i've never had one, but i think it would be cute if i girl would swingarm from my dorsal, palm on top, thumb facing sack. the reverse jack. rip the jacker. u feel me?

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