Random Thoughts...

[Leonard Leroy]

Anyhow... I'm going to call a surprisingly easy fight for Marquez.

.

What did I say? Marquez wins by emphatic knockout.

[mrip]

[please underestimate]

american apparel website is like safe porn.

[julzkind]

i feel like i have been cooking and cleaning forever. we have a HUGE family dinner tomorrow night and i think we cooked/got food ready for about 100+ ppl.

ughhhhhhh.

i still have to do the dishes and mop before i can shower and sleep. cinderella steez.

[junglejane]

I was watching the Miss Italy contest last night and I was profoundly underwhelmed by the number of meh-looking, unattractive and borderling fugly girls. I was expecting some next level stunning betches in there.

[mrip]

not everyone can be as good looking as this

[junglejane]

she could win miss universe if she was motivated enough

[hamburglar]

she is miss universe

[e0d9n0b5]

i really like the new vibskov collection.. like, a lot.

[Vs Toto]

^second this i need some broke pants badly but im too broke

[Leonard Leroy]

Hey toto I'll broke your pants.

[Vs Toto]

Kodiak: sluts are diff than bitches

Kodiak: bitches are too much work to make them put out

Kodiak: sluts just put out

Kodiak: get it?

[Kodiak]

Kodiak: sluts are diff than bitches

Kodiak: bitches are too much work to make them put out

Kodiak: sluts just put out

Kodiak: get it?

it's true :eek:

[freecat]

yièè ouère ize iit ?

[jeepster]

yièè ouère ize iit ?

what does Les Mecs Kleenex mean, freecat?

[operationjake]

it's my [most recent] ex's birthday today, and my fb is going nuts with "_____ posted a comment about your ex," etc.

to wish happy birthday or to remain cold?

[freecat]

jeep: it's the title of a song innit ?

les mecs = guys, kleenex is pretty straightforward

i'm actually not that sure what they meant with that title......

operationjack, depends on how you split up. when it happens to me i wish it whatever happens so our mutual friends don't think i'm an ass.

[junglejane]

I was talking to a lady that works with fur just now. she told me that around 10 years ago she used to hand sew coats made of the pelts of aborted iranian lamb fetuses.

[jeepster]

jeep: it's the title of a song innit ?

les mecs = guys, kleenex is pretty straightforward

i'm actually not that sure what they meant with that title......

operationjack, depends on how you split up. when it happens to me i wish it whatever happens so our mutual friends don't think i'm an ass.

yeah, revolte song

i wish I knew french. my brother is pretty fluent, same with my mom, but he butchers it with his american accent. Maybe I'll pick up french in the near future.

[freecat]

french is very hard to study but is an interesting language, worth studying it i think.

[roflobster]

i wish there was a real deli here

i'm off to jason's deli

[midnight]

I played the ambien game yesterday and it was hilarious. Friend fell asleep on toilet. Lulz.

[tangerine]

I was talking to a lady that works with fur just now. she told me that around 10 years ago she used to hand sew coats made of the pelts of aborted iranian lamb fetuses.

HOW CAN SHE SEW?

also,

Whare to kopp aborted lamb fetus coat?

[Guest Phrost]

"A hot lifeguard is like kleenex: use once and throw away!"

[jeepster]

DvQwXOCKNLY

[junglejane]

HOW CAN SHE SEW?

also,

Whare to kopp aborted lamb fetus coat?

i suppos they might still sell them in irania

do you know where dat b?

[Ahlvahroe]

i just checked the wiki page for chad johnson, i was laughing my ass off that every johnson was actually changed to ochocinco in that article.

[julzkind]

i have a feeling the power is going to go out tonight.

[Fookums]

I used to be a really fast reader back before college. Not that it bothers me too much, I know I could finish these books in a day or so if I really got to it, but I can't go on marathons anymore, which is kinda sad, especially since i have about 7 books backed up right now just sitting in my room waiting to be read.

[operationjake]

jeep: it's the title of a song innit ?

les mecs = guys, kleenex is pretty straightforward

i'm actually not that sure what they meant with that title......

operationjack, depends on how you split up. when it happens to me i wish it whatever happens so our mutual friends don't think i'm an ass.

uh... she broke up with me cause she was very interested in another guy. she tried to get with the other guy, the other guy boned her and then pulled a "do i know you?" the following week.

i didn't end up saying shit. my justification is that she didn't wish me a happy birthday, so relationship drama aside, she's a bitch!

girls... hah. funny creatures. the good ones are either taken, hella not interested in you or they don't stay good for long.