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The new Vibskov Africa pants in blue are STRAIGHT FIRE. Look so fucking hot. I need to save up, buy a pair, get a decent pair of white and black high tops and wear them every single day. Come sales time, i think i'm gonna kill some people to find these at a good price.

yo i just fucked with them like 15 mins ago. i cant make them work. i wish they had made them skinnier in the legs. the fit on me is like cook's pants. we a talkin about the satin-like shits, right?

tee bodies make me sodisapoint 2!! perfect amount of oversize, but the fuckin sleeves are soooo short and jut out too much!!

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I just realized fat 34 year old single xenophobic Asian dudes that spend all their time on the intranets have a lot of pent up aggression.

all i gotta say on that is put that shit to good use and kill yo'self homie.

me no 34 yet. you make a me many angrys.

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Now people are going back to college, what's the deal with dorms and jerking off?

As somone who has never lived in College accomodation, what is the protocol for rubbing one out?

In the shower only? When the other guy is away? If the lights out its ok? Pretend you dont know the other guy is jerking? When do you talk about the rules with your new room mate? First day? When someone gets caught? Can you just get it out in the open straight away with a friendly mutual jerk, then be fine with it after that? Is it ok to use your room mates computer for porn and jerk off? Can you sit on the other guys bed and jerk off? Do you have to wash your hands after jerking off before you touch his toothbrush? Can you both jerk and chat at the same time? Do you hang a sock over the door knob while you are jerking? Is it rude to start jerking off, after the other guy has started, and also finish before him? Are you aloud to do stuff like the stranger, invisable hand, and back hand when the other guy is in the room? Do you take it in turns to choose the wank sound track? Are you aloud to provide advice, hints and tips to the other guy while he is wanking? for instance "try it with more lube." or "rub the glandular bit with your thumb while you jerk it." Is it wrong to jerk off to your room mates girlfriend photos while he and/or she is in the room?

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This was funny but i do not know the answer

jack, quit being shitty

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I just realized fat 34 year old single xenophobic Asian dudes that spend all their time on the intranets have a lot of pent up aggression.

all i gotta say on that is put that shit to good use and kill yo'self homie.

wrong on all your presumptions..only things you got right is my age and i'm n azn duuude...duude

but i'm still right that corny white duuuuudes that dont think they are corny white duuudes still dont know shit

get out of your town for once, there is a whole world out there

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yo i just fucked with them like 15 mins ago. i cant make them work. i wish they had made them skinnier in the legs. the fit on me is like cook's pants. we a talkin about the satin-like shits, right?

tee bodies make me sodisapoint 2!! perfect amount of oversize, but the fuckin sleeves are soooo short and jut out too much!!

I mean, i liked the look of a good amount of things on the runway, but some store fit pics i've seen seem good from one angle, and kinda awkward from another (i know hv shit is supposed to fit a little off but still). The ones i was looking at were kinda denim colored and 100% cotton.

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jmats i aint talkin about u

u not fat, not 34, not xenophobic (you got black frenz i kno) and u not single. idk if u spend much time on intranets either

here comes the cock slobbin cause CWD needs a new hero....

and even the obvious ones you get wrong...doesnt spend much time on here ? with 12,000 posts

jesus. jackoff...you are one dumb fuck

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what is the protocol for rubbing one out?

In the shower only? When the other guy is away? If the lights out its ok? Pretend you dont know the other guy is jerking? When do you talk about the rules with your new room mate? First day? When someone gets caught? Can you just get it out in the open straight away with a friendly mutual jerk, then be fine with it after that? Is it ok to use your room mates computer for porn and jerk off? Can you sit on the other guys bed and jerk off? Do you have to wash your hands after jerking off before you touch his toothbrush? Can you both jerk and chat at the same time? Do you hang a sock over the door knob while you are jerking? Is it rude to start jerking off, after the other guy has started, and also finish before him? Are you aloud to do stuff like the stranger, invisable hand, and back hand when the other guy is in the room? Do you take it in turns to choose the wank sound track? Are you aloud to provide advice, hints and tips to the other guy while he is wanking? for instance "try it with more lube." or "rub the glandular bit with your thumb while you jerk it." Is it wrong to jerk off to your room mates girlfriend photos while he and/or she is in the room?

Thanks

You are at college, think less about this and more about how to get girls to touch your penis for you.

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Now people are going back to college, what's the deal with dorms and jerking off?

As somone who has never lived in College accomodation, what is the protocol for rubbing one out?

In the shower only? When the other guy is away? If the lights out its ok? Pretend you dont know the other guy is jerking? When do you talk about the rules with your new room mate? First day? When someone gets caught? Can you just get it out in the open straight away with a friendly mutual jerk, then be fine with it after that? Is it ok to use your room mates computer for porn and jerk off? Can you sit on the other guys bed and jerk off? Do you have to wash your hands after jerking off before you touch his toothbrush? Can you both jerk and chat at the same time? Do you hang a sock over the door knob while you are jerking? Is it rude to start jerking off, after the other guy has started, and also finish before him? Are you aloud to do stuff like the stranger, invisable hand, and back hand when the other guy is in the room? Do you take it in turns to choose the wank sound track? Are you aloud to provide advice, hints and tips to the other guy while he is wanking? for instance "try it with more lube." or "rub the glandular bit with your thumb while you jerk it." Is it wrong to jerk off to your room mates girlfriend photos while he and/or she is in the room?

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It's the same as prison. Make him your bitch before he makes you his bitch. Otherwise you gotta hear him jerk which is just plain weird.

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she books a flight to Toronto tonight -- i'm heading towards a locksmith in Michigan, .... you know, i could have just killed her. but she's just not that kinda girl, nope.

sometimes,

i really just wish she was.

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