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Yeah. Also joebudden just RT me and im fighting alot of black people right now

The funniest one was "my BBC hat cost more than your whole wardrobe" omg. everyone should follow me. Im drinking lean and replying to everyone

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sounds pretty yummy to me.

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.harumph,

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.i got yur message the other day creeper... call me back sound like u need ur heart hypnotized . :)

Guest Black Ken

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Yeah. Also joebudden just RT me and im fighting alot of black people right now

The funniest one was "my BBC hat cost more than your whole wardrobe" omg. everyone should follow me. Im drinking lean and replying to everyone

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Yeah. Also joebudden just RT me and im fighting alot of black people right now

The funniest one was "my BBC hat cost more than your whole wardrobe" omg. everyone should follow me. Im drinking lean and replying to everyone

hook the link

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Yeah. Also joebudden just RT me and im fighting alot of black people right now

The funniest one was "my BBC hat cost more than your whole wardrobe" omg. everyone should follow me. Im drinking lean and replying to everyone

hook the link

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one of my favourite things about the walk along the wellington waterfront is that for most of it, you are not treated like you are a developmentally challenged child who has to sleep in mittens when they have an itch. the water is right there no high fences limited warning signs if you are stupid enough to fall in then it is your own fault.

yay for a country that hasn't been mullered by it's own litigiousness.

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Took a sperm count test the other day at the doctor's office... he's a combination dermatologist/urologist and I've always gone there for dermatological queries, so he was a bit surprised when I told him I wanted to take inventory on my little buddies.

He was like 'why dude?' and I said... 'uh... you know' but really it was because I have all this shit floating around my head, it's raining outside, people actin crazy, sometimes you go to clean up your room and you say 'fuck it, I'll just count out my change jar instead'... so I did that, except with sperm.

Anyway, we do our talk really quickly, he hands me a plastic tube and tells me to give it his male nurse when I'm done, and then leads me to the front desk area, where he tells the male nurse I'll be handing off the vial of jizz to him when I'm finished. Unfortunately, the doctor was real casual in telling the male nurse, who was hanging out with the two female nurses at the front desk, plus the reception room that I was taking a sperm count and that I'd be going in the back to whack off and that I'll be bringing my semen back in a second.

The one female nurses' eyes lit up really huge, I don't if it was because she only knows me from my dermatological visits, or if she really likes sperm, or what. She's pretty cute too, petite and really bitchy to me normally.

So I go in with my little plastic vial, I get led to this back room that has a little bed with a TV, and they tell me to take my time and they leave me alone. First I think, 'wait, do I need to go full throttle and lay on my back to do this?' and then 'oh nice, I can watch some Korean porn or something on the TV' (I don't have cable at home) but the bed had one of those safety bars on the side and the TV wouldn't turn on... so I had do it low-tech style for a bit and then finally resorted to my blackberry (but the internet nazis here block a lot of the good shit from showing up)....

So finally, and I mean it took awhile, I am done and I put the little vial in my pocket, lest I walk back through the reception with a cum jar in my hand. I walk back to the front desk area, where the male nurse and the female nurse are there waiting for me and I give the male nurse the nod and he comes through a side door to do the hand off. I look at the female nurses though, and the one cute nurse is still wide eyed, and I look at her like 'yes, I just violated myself in that room back there' and then go find a seat while they mount my sperm on a microscope slide and count those little fuckers out.

I could've come out and been like 'God just killed another kitten!' but the joke would've been lost on them. Fuck, it was really embarrassing overall, although I had honestly thought it was gonna be routine and cool when I was going in....

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just showed a friend this image on fb. He said "lol what movie is that from?"

Turns out he never saw neverending story, legend, labyrinth, dark crystal, or conan growing up. I feel kinda bad for him.

lolz i havnt either. i am so movie deprived. i suck

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Ugh I got moved to share an office with the public relations woman at the theatre company and I work at and right now an artist is here crying and yelling and I'm just sitting here INCREDIBLY AWKWARDLY.

What do I do? Like. sit here? Leave? I have headphones on and I'm editing so I'm pretending I can't hear.

Go for a smoko, and then hope to god by the time you get back she has left!

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She's like two feet away from me and if I leave I KNOW everyone will look at me haha.

Do anything to avoid confrontation type of plan going on here.

haha yeah thats exactly what i would do, and then when she leaves pretend nothing ever happened :)

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