Random Thoughts...

[samsikle]

i know it's really early, but my best friend and i were thinking of halloween costumes today and i thought of a really good one but it would cost too much money and take too much time to build.

[mrip]

whats the costume

are you and your bff going to match costumes

how gay

[samsikle]

whats the costume

are you and your bff going to match costumes

how gay

fuck your face kerniboy

[ktothe]

Thats kinda played out, isnt it?

[samsikle]

i wouldn't do it anyway but it was a fun idea.

it's almost 6 am and i've spent the last hour adding album pictures to the music on my itunes.

[Adam.]

I can't find my wallet anywhere, any ideas of good places to look for it?

[khoiphan92]

your pocket.

[sybaritical]

Your girlfriend's pocket.

[mr fluffernutter]

i hate work meh meh meh

[un-]

Wha Happened?

Razor bumps. I'm going to just buy a trimmer, and leave it at that...

[Lab]

R.I.P. Dith Pran.

[khoiphan92]

http://flickr.com/photos/kk/14443265/

[pantheist]

Razor bumps. I'm going to just buy a trimmer, and leave it at that...

ever try the hair removal powder?

[mr fluffernutter]

fire works better meh meh meh

[whitney]

pluck or wax only..shaving w/razor can be dangerous ++ grows back faster.

sometimes i think people misinterpret what i mean by its mostly 'bs-ing' but its nice to know some hollywood writer thinks the same since it made it as a movie line used in the correct context..which leads me to think that is why the truly modest and humble stay slow and steady like a turtle..you never really hear about those people

[FAM0US.]

I want some Takana fried rice right now, arg.

[moy]

I don't want classes to start tomorrow.

[enatoka]

^^^ werd. i still have hw to finish.

[mrip]

marmite is some weird ass shit

tried some for the first time today

[geekbonchic]

Petals are falling off the these trees that are everywhere in Berkeley and Oakland. And they're pretty. Until you get a shower of white flower petals in your face.

[dismalfuture]

marmite is some weird ass shit

tried some for the first time today

did you down with a glass of warm water, rirawin stee?

[jcotteri]

marmite is some weird ass shit

tried some for the first time today

man marmite is not kosher. Try vegemite

Ohh wait i forgot that you guys banned that shit. America is fucked up, folate bullshit!

what the fuck is with that???

[willy cheesesteak]

can't stop watching. dude is a better tom cruise than tom cruise.

pzIM5Ya0yYM

[jpgm]

i had a lovely curry last night....a few curries actually. really nice meal.

but i was just in the shower, and while washing my oh so supple skin, i burped.

and tasted the curry again.

it wasnt as pleasant as the first time i tasted it.

i wish it would go away.

[jpgm]

on a related note...

i have always found that hot dogs (especially those with cheap frankfurters) are particularly bad culprits for the post-post-meal burptaste.

[wesc]

i have an exam on tuesday im not prepared for my teacher is a b!tch for giving an exam review sheet consisting of 65 points all in random order so i cant even answer them consecutively but instead have to scavenge for them and ! THEY ARE VAGUE POINTS I WANNA PUNCH HIS DORK A$$ IN THE FACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[jpgm]

deep breaths, dear friend.

PS punch her in the cunt

[m1sterko]

punch her ovaries.

~.~

anywhos... me want

Hors D'oeuvres

[Servo2000]

You want... appetizers?

[khoiphan92]

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.

Mister... my family will pay cash. Whatever ransom you're askin' for, they pay it.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!

Okay... okay... okay. Mister, if you let me go, I won't - I won't press charges I promise. See, my mom is a real important woman... I guess you already know that.

Now it places the lotion in the basket.

Please! Please I wanna go home! I wanna go home please!

it places the lotion in the basket.

I wanna see my mommy! Please I wanna see my...

Put the fucking lotion in the basket!