Random Thoughts...

[kenthenoob]

analog make joke. i laff! ha, ha, ha!

[mellowbonsai]

HA! HA!

I'M USING

THE INTERNET

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[mrip]

I just watched swap.avi.

That shit grossed me out too much and I have an upset stomach.

[mellowbonsai]

[lithiumsys]

Having a superfuture secret santa thing would be cool.

[mellowbonsai]

but youre get fucked if you get milspex cause you have to synergize your brands before buying him anything

[lithiumsys]

^Hahahaha1234

[homi29]

unless you got SOS as your Santa

[isoform]

Having a superfuture secret santa thing would be cool.

i agree.

[wEstSidE]

unless you got SOS as your Santa

hed giv u pillz

[Lab]

My university is petitioning for "safety zones" for GLBT members on campus. Other minorities, such as African Americans, even have their own buildings, programming committees, and SGA-sponsored cookouts, cultural festivities, and concerts.

Except us brown folks. So, since it is so close to Thanksgiving break and I'm tired of reading about and memorizing biochemical mechanisms, I decided to draft a petition to build a jungle near the football stadium. The jungle must be equipped with the bear necessities:

1) Bagheera

2) Baloo

3) Villages that lack proper irrigation systems and house very skinny, poor, and scantily clad National Geographic extras.

4) Curry. In small portions. Hidden about the rainforest floor. These scavenger hunts will help us adjust to our hunter-gathering roots.

5) Malaria

I believe this would promote a safe, fun, and engaging living environment while building a network of communities between similarly colored individuals.

And our enrollment rate would skyrocket due to our amazing breeding patterns.

I submit this to SGA counsel next Monday, and I plan on getting expelled no later than Wednesday.

[GiZMO]

During the holiday season, does anyone give your girlfriend's family gifts as well? I need pointer.

[wEstSidE]

y r indians such good doctors. srsly

[wEstSidE]

During the holiday season, does anyone give your girlfriend's family gifts as well? I need pointer.

i dont give anyone gifts. i get money from my parents, grandad, and aunts who live in america.

[djrajio]

y r indians such good doctors. srsly

It's cuz Indians have arranged marriages. Thus, they must devote all their time to studying and exceling in order to get the best bride. No need for dating since its all factored into their profession, social standing. More so if you are first born. A stupid Indian boy is like a black swan.

[wEstSidE]

why do they all pick the same field, though? they could do other things. i'm seeing more desis go into business now, but they still aren't conquering the law field.

[wEstSidE]

then u got ahead of they time shit like this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sushruta

nigag b doin all sorts of shit 6th century BCE niggaz in europe was still tryin 2 balance they humors, drillin branes 2 relieve a headache.

[GiZMO]

Like a doctor got bad handwriting an Indian accent is hard to untstand so they go into the medical field cuz they don't have to talk too many indian lawyer man?

[sean_]

i actually watched the whole fucking icp documentary

edit, this was supposed to be in superconfessional, oops

[wEstSidE]

i actually watched the whole fucking icp documentary

edit, this was supposed to be in superconfessional, oops

i did too. it was only 30 minutes cuz i skipped the songs.

[seksu!]

dem poor whitetrash folks

edit:

foreal i herd indians hate sri lankans and sri lankans hate indians.

CAN ANY1 EXPLAN PLZ??

[ProfMonnitoff]

i just got my first neg rep in 2 weeks and i have no idea what its for

[Charlie Delta]

Anybody else enjoyed this when they were young?

Albi the Racist Dragon

tWla6U8LJ8w

[jiomitori]

"your face is wabi-sabi"

[Guest DUM]

I thought that "they only listen to ICP" thing would be funny to check on so I searched ICP on last.fm and checked some of the people I saw making comments....one kid listened to ICP 710 times last week...damn.

[kenthenoob]

i used to kinda listne to ICP, but that's because they did a song for the "WWF" soundtrack... i used to listen to "WWF" music back in elementary...

[Lab]

It's cuz Indians have arranged marriages. Thus, they must devote all their time to studying and exceling in order to get the best bride. No need for dating since its all factored into their profession, social standing. More so if you are first born. A stupid Indian boy is like a black swan.

why do they all pick the same field, though? they could do other things. i'm seeing more desis go into business now, but they still aren't conquering the law field.

Well, many Indian families are socially conservative and collectively structured. We pursue certain fields that our parents practiced in. I grew up around psychiatrists, went on rounds with them, and, thus, I've developed a care and concern for some of their patients. So, not all of my interest in their profession is family-generated. The whole "you-have-to-be-a-doctor" spiel wasn't force-fed to me since birth.

Unfortunately, we try to maintain the same family values throughout our lives, and, as such, have to attend 5 fucking billion weddings that will end up in divorces anyway because so many of us spent our lives studying and engrossed in our textbooks, rather than forming relationships with other people.

Of course, not all of us are like this. Whenever my extended family begs me to visit, I tell them one of my pets died and that I will be spending all night digging the grave. So far, I've had 112 deceased dogs, 3 plague-stricken cats, and 1 anorexic Serbo-Croatian mail-order bride.

[wEstSidE]

wat happen 2 ano rexia chik

[Lab]

I thrusted my throbbing flesh missle so far up her bony va jay jay that I accidently ruptured her intestines.

[wEstSidE]

did she live???? i thought she was gon b DOA