Random Thoughts...

[whitney]

naw lawless. you're just lucky your ma came in time, before I took you over my knee and spank ya till you're senseless!!

I'm awfully forgiving when appeased with sweets~~

[jl3969]

dont tease him like that

[High Monika]

I don't believe in slapping kids and he couldn't have been older then 12.

He didn't know who he was fuxin wit

[skiniks]

why am i listening to the blood brothers right now :eek:

[whitney]

He didn't know who he was fuxin wit

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

i always want gummy worms

i think there is something wrong with me

[mr fluffernutter]

She's wonderful. I just love girls that look really fucked up

& Martin Cohn is awesome

i just watchied that episode on TV

[mono14]

My dog nearly hung himself today. I don't know how the fuck he did it, but he managed to get tangled up in the curtain cords suspended 5 feet on the air by his neck. I was taking a nap - it was about 2 in the afternoon - and I woke up to a sound that I seriously thought was a family of raccoons clawing on my windows. It was my dog yelping, and he was yelping so loud that my neighbors who live on the other side of the block came to see if things were okay. He was pissing all over the floor and his eyes were almost popping out of his eye sockets - had I been a few minutes slow to wake up or had been out playing hoops as I had planned to do so earlier that day, he would've died - choked to death right in the middle of our living room.

My dog's alright, but this whole incident left a considerably shitty impression on me. I'm no dog freak or anything, but to see something struggling and flailing about on an impromptu noose - literally minutes away from dying - was an indescribably grotesque sight. Fuck.

[sawn-off chef]

wtb: viagra.

[fg0d]

[hellogoodbye]

if i saw my dog like that i'd probably puke and cry.. i love my dawg

My dog nearly hung himself today. I don't know how the fuck he did it, but he managed to get tangled up in the curtain cords suspended 5 feet on the air by his neck. I was taking a nap - it was about 2 in the afternoon - and I woke up to a sound that I seriously thought was a family of raccoons clawing on my windows. It was my dog yelping, and he was yelping so loud that my neighbors who live on the other side of the block came to see if things were okay. He was pissing all over the floor and his eyes were almost popping out of his eye sockets - had I been a few minutes slow to wake up or had been out playing hoops as I had planned to do so earlier that day, he would've died - choked to death right in the middle of our living room.

My dog's alright, but this whole incident left a considerably shitty impression on me. I'm no dog freak or anything, but to see something struggling and flailing about on an impromptu noose - literally minutes away from dying - was an indescribably grotesque sight. Fuck.

[Leonard Leroy]

i always want gummy worms

i think there is something wrong with me

I'm writing a story involving gummy worms. I don't even eat gummy worms, but I'm compelled to include them.

[evisu 2000]

are they sugared

[Leonard Leroy]

Some of them. They're also alive.

[evisu 2000]

i just got dejavu about having dejavu

[evisu 2000]

not cuz of whjat you saidt ho

[Leonard Leroy]

I get deja vu at least once a week.

[mrip]

i have deja vu and i just realize im doing the same shit over and over

[mrip]

so fucking good

and yes img was pulled from the bay

is this some canada exlcusive shit

fuck

[minou]

i <3 my mom

[sistersuzie]

i wanna play on the see-saw again tonight!!

[ProfMonnitoff]

life has gotten so much easier ever since i stopped taking sides in other peoples beef

[Mr Waffles]

its way too hot out. im not ever gonna get out of bed.

[NatseOklim]

Gonna be a hella amazing documentary on tonight in the UK, "My Monkey Baby". Fuck yeah.

[Leonard Leroy]

The deja vu I get stops me in my tracks and I have to go

"fuck."

[CUTUP]

is this some canada exlcusive shit

fuck

Will help you cop for a fee

Lays Proxy

[evisu 2000]

the fuck outta here

i'll trade you for funyuns

[sophiapark]

so i went to court yesterday for a ticket i got on 06/30/08.

my court day was originally in november, but i changed it in october to 06/01/09. i guess i the cop forgot or something cause he didn't show up!

my case was dismissed+$159 refund. yess! :> :>

[CUTUP]

the fuck outta here

i'll trade you for funyuns

Fuck I love funyuns, but they are no where to be found here

In all seriousness I think a food trade would be cool for shit people love from other countries, everyone gets mad cravings for " that thing I had when I went to ( insert place here)"

[6ixes&7evens]

having a laptop is awesome now i can be not totally bored at work and annoy the crap outta u guys.

super duper awesome like totally ya?