Random Thoughts...

[hellogoodbye]

I found a missed connection ad about me.

bish knows about cars and japanese heritage brands? i think it's therelativity

[panthermodern]

had an unlucky number of posts

[julzkind]

dunno wat to get mickey for his bday =/

and rly dunno where to go for "honeymoon", finally

suggestions from the men of sufu?

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

temple of jawnz varsity

travel to temple of jawnz for honeymoon

[whitney]

this grandma, ma and her boy came in today.

the grandma and ma were preoccupied discussing shoes and bags amongst themselves. the boy was left wandering so he creeps up my way and asks me all cool like "do you guys sell men's shoes here?"

he got up kinda close, just like three inches away from my body, couldn't have been more then 5'0, his head barely reaching my chin, he stared straight ahead not looking in my eyes or my face just straighhhhht ahead

I moved to the right to get away from his glaze and he moved with me. if his mom hadn't choose that moment to interrupt and ask a question I would've boxed his ears

I don't believe in slapping kids and he couldn't have been older then 12.

[homi29]

i bet hes on sufu whitney

[lawless]

im sorri whitney. my ma-ma-mama don't let me out ma-ma-my cage dat much. =/

i scare u?

[whitney]

naw lawless. you're just lucky your ma came in time, before I took you over my knee and spank ya till you're senseless!!

I'm awfully forgiving when appeased with sweets~~

[jl3969]

dont tease him like that

[High Monika]

I don't believe in slapping kids and he couldn't have been older then 12.

He didn't know who he was fuxin wit

[skiniks]

why am i listening to the blood brothers right now :eek:

[whitney]

He didn't know who he was fuxin wit

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

i always want gummy worms

i think there is something wrong with me

[mr fluffernutter]

She's wonderful. I just love girls that look really fucked up

& Martin Cohn is awesome

i just watchied that episode on TV

[mono14]

My dog nearly hung himself today. I don't know how the fuck he did it, but he managed to get tangled up in the curtain cords suspended 5 feet on the air by his neck. I was taking a nap - it was about 2 in the afternoon - and I woke up to a sound that I seriously thought was a family of raccoons clawing on my windows. It was my dog yelping, and he was yelping so loud that my neighbors who live on the other side of the block came to see if things were okay. He was pissing all over the floor and his eyes were almost popping out of his eye sockets - had I been a few minutes slow to wake up or had been out playing hoops as I had planned to do so earlier that day, he would've died - choked to death right in the middle of our living room.

My dog's alright, but this whole incident left a considerably shitty impression on me. I'm no dog freak or anything, but to see something struggling and flailing about on an impromptu noose - literally minutes away from dying - was an indescribably grotesque sight. Fuck.

[sawn-off chef]

wtb: viagra.

[fg0d]

[hellogoodbye]

if i saw my dog like that i'd probably puke and cry.. i love my dawg

My dog nearly hung himself today. I don't know how the fuck he did it, but he managed to get tangled up in the curtain cords suspended 5 feet on the air by his neck. I was taking a nap - it was about 2 in the afternoon - and I woke up to a sound that I seriously thought was a family of raccoons clawing on my windows. It was my dog yelping, and he was yelping so loud that my neighbors who live on the other side of the block came to see if things were okay. He was pissing all over the floor and his eyes were almost popping out of his eye sockets - had I been a few minutes slow to wake up or had been out playing hoops as I had planned to do so earlier that day, he would've died - choked to death right in the middle of our living room.

My dog's alright, but this whole incident left a considerably shitty impression on me. I'm no dog freak or anything, but to see something struggling and flailing about on an impromptu noose - literally minutes away from dying - was an indescribably grotesque sight. Fuck.

[Leonard Leroy]

i always want gummy worms

i think there is something wrong with me

I'm writing a story involving gummy worms. I don't even eat gummy worms, but I'm compelled to include them.

[evisu 2000]

are they sugared

[Leonard Leroy]

Some of them. They're also alive.

[evisu 2000]

i just got dejavu about having dejavu

[evisu 2000]

not cuz of whjat you saidt ho

[Leonard Leroy]

I get deja vu at least once a week.

[mrip]

i have deja vu and i just realize im doing the same shit over and over

[mrip]

so fucking good

and yes img was pulled from the bay

is this some canada exlcusive shit

fuck

[minou]

i <3 my mom

[sistersuzie]

i wanna play on the see-saw again tonight!!

[ProfMonnitoff]

life has gotten so much easier ever since i stopped taking sides in other peoples beef

[Mr Waffles]

its way too hot out. im not ever gonna get out of bed.