Random Thoughts...

[Disillusioned]

I love it!

watch out, landho...karma may come back and bite your arse when you least expect it.

i can see it now...you meet who you think is a hot+sexy lady on teh internets, she sends you loads of luscious photos...

then the meetup, and you find out she is fat and has 3 kids and is married.

that is really something that happened to one of my drama-magnet friends, and i do believe i laughed pretty hard.

[Disillusioned]

3. Buffet Destroyer:

gah! so scary.

[samsikle]

that is foreal a hot tranny mess.

[julzkind]

did you get to fuck one her crevesses?

id knock down Chloe (plus size pagent chic)

the female in kanye's video has a thick ass...

see, i agree she has a thick ass, but i would also say she is thick b/c of the big boobs, a little protruding tummy and that little bit of fat on her back. her waist looks small and her ribs show in the video..but i still think she looks thick and hot. i am sure there are others but i can't find their pics right now. OH, the chick next to big boi in the outkast video "the way you move." she's also thick.

like i said, i dunno why i'm fixating on this.

[Le Buttsecks]

that is foreal a hot tranny mess.

does cant be nigguh tits. that being said peanut on the tip of your penis = good time!

[Le Buttsecks]

OK...

like i said, i dunno why i'm fixating on this.

are you confused at what you might be? fat, thick, fatthickness?

[julzkind]

^no, it came from a comment that someone on another forum made about herself and she is a 5 foot, sz 24 girl. she called herself thick. another guy said she "wasn't thick, she was hot. and they are two different things."

i don't agree. thick can be very hot. thats why...i don't think i'm fat or thick, though.

[Kesnel]

I noticed today that when I move my fingers I can see the line of the tendons (or whatever the correct term is) moving all the way up my forearm; it freaked me out a little. Is this normal?

[gramps]

It freaks me out how many middle-aged women across the country secretly wish David Caruso's character from CSI Miami would come and make them feel alive again.

[Serge]

It freaks me out how many middle-aged women across the country secretly wish David Caruso's character from CSI Miami would come and make them feel alive again.

hahaha gross.

[skistar]

I officially quit fast food.

I bough spinich, chicken breasts, turkey, whole wheats, and fat-free condiments...

I WILL lose 15 lbs by my birthday in July

[gramps]

Good for you! Godspeed!

(I'm thinking of pouring the M&Ms into the Mr. Noodle Cup.)

[selbsttatig]

I noticed today that when I move my fingers I can see the line of the tendons (or whatever the correct term is) moving all the way up my forearm; it freaked me out a little. Is this normal?

Probably not.

[High Monika]

(I'm thinking of pouring the M&Ms into the Mr. Noodle Cup.)

hahahahah your last two posts were golden.

As for you tendon-guy, it might be helpful to eat more than 100 calories a day.

My aparment is right by a parade route. That shit will mess with your head when you wake up. Figured someone was celebrating the glorious defeat of America.

[selbsttatig]

I just shaved my arms for the first time in five months. It's weird how much lighter the skin looks.

[samsikle]

whitney, tg! i made cupcakes. photos will follow tonight :]

[landho]

I liked that song "Big Girl" by Mika so much that I went out and bought the album today.

Now I am going to brave the thunderstorm and tornado warnings to go karaoking.

This is me and my friend singing "End of the Road."

[junglejane]

whitney, tg! i made cupcakes. photos will follow tonight :]

I never get invited to these kinda things

(loads linkin park in ipod)

[samsikle]

i guessss we could give some cupcakes to the cookie monster

normal cupcakes

ice cream cone cupcakes

i still have some left over if there are any takers :]

[samsikle]

spiral cupcake to tg, free shipping <3

[Caps Lock]

I wonder if I should go and see this girl on her birthday and that would require me to fly and visit her. Watch me end up going and not getting anythin gud out of the situation of going.

[bouwnt]

30 days to find at least 1 way to stay 21 forever.. been drinking cleaning products all night... open for suggestions

?

[samsikle]

^ take her a cupcake, guaranteed success

100% satisfaction!

[Charlie Delta]

I think I found the reason why and how most on superfuture stay so goddamn skinny.

Will be back with final results when I weighed my jeans with all gear attached...

[azn8oi]

i dont know many people who would drive 30-40min on $4/gal gas to eat some fucking fried chicken.

but i do know some..

[azn8oi]

oh btw mr. duck,

why did you make all of your pictures so bright in the mister. freedom products page?

pics taken in SF or Amsterdam?

[samsikle]

i dont know many people who would drive 30-40min on $4/gal gas to eat some fucking fried chicken.

but i do know some..

dedicationnnn!

[azn8oi]

hint:

you know everyone who is going.

K.

A.

W.

if i want to go i better have energy. time for me to fucking go to bed.

night, sam!

(unintentionally can refer to CD and Sikle)

p.s. i think i typed 5 fuck/fucking on sufu tonight. that's a lot more than i do a in week. i think anger is still subconsciously lingering back from thursday.

[Charlie Delta]

oh btw mr. duck,

why did you make all of your pictures so bright in the mister. freedom products page?

pics taken in SF or Amsterdam?

You mean the main shots or the product shot?

All pics taken by me waywit style in Amsterdam.

The main pics were touched up by Ordo to look like washed out old photographs...

That answer you question?

[jeepster]

there was a time in my youth when i could eat a box of 12 donuts and not gain any weight or regret consuming so much.

that time has passed. i cannot take 2 bites out of a simple boston kreme donut without wanting to throw-up, and consequently having bad indigestion (which is happening as i type this... donut flavored burps...).

what happened to my glory days?