best compilment youve recieved!!

[choice_genes]

I was doing a gig with my band about a year ago, and afterwards a girl that was there with one of my friends came up and told me "I like your style". That made me feel pretty good.

[masuerte]

You're probably just another gay guy.

seriously, cuz... one of the internet rules is that "there are no women on the internet"

Oh man I am terrible with compliments.

"It seemed like you would've been a cool guy to snuggle up to and go to movies with"

After which I told her that I wasn't interested anymore.

[keska]

you look like you are awesome in bed

[masuerte]

Ah, you avoided the trap of being an emotional tissue. Good move old chap.

yes, I dream of the day someone will hail me as a stylishly lusted-after mofo by a heterosexual girl.

^^ see that? I responded to what I thought was a compliment by djflame with "yes I know" told you I was bad with compliments.

Thanks djflame.

[sam113]

"You cooked my ribeye perfectly - bloody and just warm enough to soften the fat."

[Astérix]

Some girl told me that I looked like Patrick Dempsey a week ago. I'm not sure if that is good or bad...

[junglejane]

good. very good.

[Guest jeffvyain]

"i really took your dick for granted when we were together. now every guy i see naked is a disappointment." - an ex girlfriend

"i hate how i can't masturbate when we fight, because i'm pissed at you and thinking about you is the only thing that gets me wet." - from my girl, last night

anything that makes me feel like a piece of meat is a good compliment in my opinion

[xcoldricex]

one of them has been "there needs to be more people like you in the world."

i forgot to add this is what was said after i convinced them to give me $25k to travel.

haha.

[poly800rock]

i forgot to add this is what was said after i convinced them to give me $25k to travel.

haha.

what exactly was your purpose of traveling to asia coldrice? a grant?

[xcoldricex]

to study asian hip-hop culture.

[chris]

"i think you have the best kind of humor anyone could have."

"you seriously have like, the perfect hole."

"you're pretty pretty... for an asian boy."

i dont know if these are the best ive ever gotten, but they're definitely my favorites.

[Carl]

"you seriously have like, the perfect hole."

[poly800rock]

"you seriously have like, the perfect hole."

regardless of sexual orietation, thats what every guy says when he's getting some

[Guest jeffvyain]

funny nonetheless.

[chris]

regardless of sexual orietation, thats what every guy says when he's getting some.

and you know this because you've said it yourself? or because someone has said it to you?

[azad]

i forgot to add this is what was said after i convinced them to give me $25k to travel.

haha.

is this the watson fellowship?

[poly800rock]

and you know this because you've said it yourself? or because someone has said it to you?

been saying it everytime brah

[xcoldricex]

is this the watson fellowship?

yeah. you go to a small liberal arts school?

[poly800rock]

yeah. you go to a small liberal arts school?

ha, i used to work in that building. watson institute that is.

[ang_kangkong]

This is the best one I got:

"You look like Johnny Depp". From a random Indian or Bengali guy in the subway. Guy didn't seem to have poor vision, but you never know.

This was when I had longish hair.

Not to discredit him, by the way, but I'm Filipino, and look nothing like Depp.

[sam113]

"anything that makes me feel like a piece of meat is a good compliment in my opinion"

-JeffyV

Yeah- Meat!

[edwin]

"Are you part horse?"

[xcoldricex]

your face?

[derdankhund]

"THAT IS THE LARGEST COCK IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND"

(never really been told this, but given that this seemed to be the way this thread was tending, I figured I'd toss it out there)

[Astérix]

"THAT IS THE LARGEST COCK IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND"

(never really been told this, but given that this seemed to be the way this thread was tending, I figured I'd toss it out there)

I don't think freakishly large is a good thing...

[junglejane]

no. it isn't at all. i had an ex that was way too big and it hurt every time.

[derdankhund]

I am by no means freakishly large, but I couldn't understand why anyone, even if they had been told such things about their size, would count that as the best compliment they've ever received. hence, the sarcastic post...

[zehero]

how big is too big? throw out some numbers here.

[Swych]

ha, i used to work in that building. watson institute that is.

watson institute... brown university?!