Best or cheesiest pick up line

[hotboyx2]

Do you believe in pick up lines? Do they ever work? How hard is it in the place you live to chat up to people you dont know?

[Whodinihimself]

heres one:

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bambi-Jo?

...or another name of your choice

[djrajio]

Best pick line: Hi *with a smile* Works everytime.

[Kodak]

Here: I wore this these jeans for six months straight, want to help me wash them? If that doesn't work I ditto what djrajio said.

[greentea]

Best pick line: Hi *with a smile* Works everytime.

i second the Hi "with a smile" then after a few shots together.

Lub-hoteru-EEK-U-ZO!!!!

[darkanimal]

The smile is the deadliest ever. Even a normal looking girl once she does it on me, I'm thrown off temporarily. So you better have clean teeth.

[herpsky]

a cheap alternative is fucking in a karaoke box

i second the Hi "with a smile" then after a few shots together.

Lub-hoteru-EEK-U-ZO!!!!

[mono14]

Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away.

Works like a charm. Amazing.

[6MT]

shit....suck my dick there is future in it

[will_i_am]

hahaha ^

how about..

my balls are as smooth as eggs.

[transactionfee]

"Hey baby, wanna date? You have beautiful Eyeballs" -my brother

it cracks me up

[choice_genes]

"I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time. Enjoy yourself, bitch!"

It's bound to work!

[cheapmuthafukr]

Best pick line: Hi *with a smile* Works everytime.

seconded.... ive never used a paickup line.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i go straight to "I LOVE YOU"

[junglejane]

i go straight to "I LOVE YOU"

amazing..............

[almondcrush]

ddml i see you are a gentleman of the old school

i usually break the ice with preemptive custody battles

and not really a pickup line

but i hate those occasional guys with huge foreheads and trendy haircuts that are so full of themselves that they think they can turn you gay through imagined sexual charisma

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i usually break the ice with preemptive custody battles

hahaha! nothing melts the candle like telling a girl she's perfect ex-wife material

[Swych]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neg

Neil Strauss

[johnnay]

hmm...how about..

if i was your heart...would you let me beat?

yes niketalk.

[panikEpenguin]

my balls are as smooth as eggs.

haha. mencia sucks eggs compared to chappelle.

wasn't there a commercial recently where the kid calls his 'five' for pick up lines..."it works everytime, bro." i wonder what that pickup line was. but anyway, i agree smiles are killer. jerry seinfeld had some pretty good ones: "you can't tell by looking at me, but i can run really fast."

i also think "let's bone" has a certain classy tone to it.

[Westbrook]

omg, are you retarded? because you're looking special tonight.

[vee]

omg, are you retarded? because you're looking special tonight.

shit that had me ROFL! i gotta use that one on the yellow bus...

[red]

omg, are you retarded? because you're looking special tonight.

i need to use that on minya.

why doesnt she love meeeeee!!??

[Westbrook]

red, you're a weirdo and the 49ers suck.

[red]

red, you're a weirdo and the 49ers suck.

ummm...

hey baby, wanna date? You have beautiful Eyeballs.

and i totally called gore. alex smith is doing well too. its our defense that sucks.

we'll be better next year.

[red]

by the way. look at your record on the superfuture league. hahahaha.

[cheapmuthafukr]

here's one thqat worked on me.... "you smell like pizza"

[Westbrook]

by the way. look at your record on the superfuture league. hahahaha.

Hey, someone's gotta bring up the rear.

[mike lowrey]

shit....suck my dick there is future in it

haha thats the best one so far

[rabka]

baby i'm like a blizzard, i'll give 8-10 inches and you won't be able to leave the house for a week.