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Drunk, and rooted on by the support of complete strangers, I was, mistakenly, positive that I could jump from subway platform to platform across the tracks.

My right hip got in the way of my landing and now I think it's dying.

I still think I could do it though, just need a better run into it.

*edit- yeah, its definitely dying

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Drunk, and rooted on by the support of complete strangers, I was, mistakenly, positive that I could jump from subway platform to platform across the tracks.

My right hip got in the way of my landing and now I think it's dying.

I still think I could do it though, just need a better run into it.

*edit- yeah, its definitely dying

since when you been in NY?

thought you were on the Fla concept?

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finally quit my job

then i actually went up to the city last night with some friends

hit up a brazillian churrascaria

went to the toronado, i wish i knew more beers before i went i probably would have enjoyed it more

met up with one of my oldest friends who i lost touch with years ago, who is now living in san francisco

he took us to some bar he likes, got trashed

smoked some cigars

got some donuts

called it a night

awesome night

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-pre-gamed and hookah at my house

-went to les bon temps

-open bar

-got sloppy

-watched girls wrestle in vanilla pudding

-one of the girls covered in pudding jumped on me and had her way with me

-called her a ho because she got vanilla pudding all over my flat head shirt and denim

-unbuttoned my shirt to take off my thermal to wipe myself down with

-another girl (not covered in pudding) pounced on me because of what happened prior

I love/hate mardi gras :):(

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^i was too drunk when i wrote that..

..killed 3/4 of a bottle of canadian whiskey, drinking it neat, to drown my sorrows. fell asleep on some azn girl (we werent fucking, i literally just went to sleep on top of her), then my sadistic "friend" came in, with a bong and a girl so crazy her hair is falling out, and started punching me (after the first sentence of this i remember nothing, this is just my roommate filling me in)

^if you didnt care to read all of that- made an ass out of myself.

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