superconfessional

[fadingblue]

man thats gotta be westside

[midnight]

putting gold bond on my balls is like 1000 angels lightly blowing on them.

it's fantastic

Never put bengay on anything even near your crotch. Ever.

[chronoaug]

man thats gotta be westside

Doesn't really sound like westie. More like vitamian/label king. Did vitamian get banned?

[whilsting the night away]

The game is afoot.

[tangerine]

Does that mean someone will shoot themself in the foot? Or is it not that kind of game?

Or is it not that kind of foot?

Is it a metrical foot?

[joey_formal]

putting gold bond on my balls is like 1000 angels lightly blowing on them.

it's fantastic

only way to make it through the summer.

[Guest youkinorn]

I just turned someone from green block to red block.

I feel a little bad. But not too bad.

[Leonard Leroy]

can't stop eating

help

[chronoaug]

If it's near dinner time and i have a bite of anything, i get fucking ravenous and eat non-stop until i'm uncomfortably full. I need to learn some self control

[Guest youkinorn]

I've had the opposite problem lately. I've been working out a ton trying to get in a bit better shape and have a feeling I haven't been eating enough. I've been fine most of the summer, but I think it's starting to catch up. Kind of hungry and sleepy almost constantly.

[midnight]

If it's near dinner time and i have a bite of anything, i get fucking ravenous and eat non-stop until i'm uncomfortably full. I need to learn some self control

My fat friend went on that alli diet a couple months ago, and he would always do the same thing when it was close to any meal. Once he took a bite of something tasty he couldn't close his mouth. The pills for that diet, however, make you shit any time you take in like 10 grams of fat within some certain amount of time. He dropped some pounds really fucking fast after that.

[Guest Phrost]

I've had the opposite problem lately. I've been working out a ton trying to get in a bit better shape and have a feeling I haven't been eating enough. I've been fine most of the summer, but I think it's starting to catch up. Kind of hungry and sleepy almost constantly.

[GiZMO]

i found out a girl i went to hs with gave birth the other day. her older sister is/used to be best friends with my sister. i burst out laughing b/c atm i was watching maury perternity tests & i could totally see her on the show.

This is hilarious. My friend had an abortion like a month ago, I want to do her so bad.

[Guest youkinorn]

hahaha

not exactly. A lot of it has to do with the fact that I haven't been drinking much this summer, probably. Beer usually adds a good amount of calories to my weekly intake.

[Ahlvahroe]

Dr. Bronner on your sack during the summer is even better.

i got some american crew peppermint hair conditioner, and it felt hella good on my head, so i tryed some on my balls. god that shit burned so bad, for a while too i had gotten out of teh shower and it was still bothering me. wont be doing that again

[bouwnt]

ever since i could remember i have loved the smell of crayons. as a boy, i liked to take off the wrapper and look at the long, prone, naked body (since before only the head and feet were exposed.) i was am probably very gay for jungle green.

[evisu 2000]

i'll make the tails red devil

rust on flat black, you ain't with krylon j3

mixed with amazon green, hit the ghostyards

like tnt skeme, THE EX VANDAL

[chronoaug]

I feel like a big pussy. I just finished The Diving Bell and the Butterfly and it opened up a bunch of weird emotions. Now i have to deal with shit. Lame.

[Leonard Leroy]

i had to punch a girl i saw that movie with because she wouldn't stop crying.

[evisu 2000]

the term 'tough cookie' never ceases to make me laugh out loud.

[poly800rock]

i got some american crew peppermint hair conditioner, and it felt hella good on my head, so i tryed some on my balls. god that shit burned so bad, for a while too i had gotten out of teh shower and it was still bothering me. wont be doing that again

is that stuff any good? i''m trying to wean myself off the tea-tree oil conditioner because it's so damn expensive and a pain in the ass to get, but the peppermint one is like $9 at Target.

[Serge]

I totally signed up for the wrong program in college and class starts in a couple weeks and I have no idea how to fix it.

[samsikle]

i went on like a weenie 5.5 mile bike ride this evening with my friends and i realized how ridiculously unhealthy i am. being dead last in the caravan.. i don't really do physical activities and on top of that being addicted to nicotine, not too good. i feel accomplished though :]

[Guest jeffvyain]

is that stuff any good? i''m trying to wean myself off the tea-tree oil conditioner because it's so damn expensive and a pain in the ass to get, but the peppermint one is like $9 at Target.

is it good conditioner? i haven't changed my shit in like a year and my hairs no like my stuff no more

[broneck]

I feel like a big pussy. I just finished The Diving Bell and the Butterfly and it opened up a bunch of weird emotions. Now i have to deal with shit. Lame.

just drink and do drugs, it helps you forget feelings exist

[cinderella]

i went on like a weenie 5.5 mile bike ride this evening with my friends and i realized how ridiculously unhealthy i am. being dead last in the caravan.. i don't really do physical activities and on top of that being addicted to nicotine, not too good. i feel accomplished though :]

I went to visit a friend in Germany a few years ago when I was still in high school and her class (????) went on a bike ride/trip to her teachers house 4572025 miles away to have a celebratory year end BBQ. I came along.

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO EMBARASSED EVER. all these damn germans casually biking along like it ain't no thang, and me huffing and puffing along like an asshole riiiiight at the end. (the ride back was sick though, allllll down hill.)

Is this a normal thing in smallish european towns? :/

[High Monika]

I feel like a big pussy. I just finished The Diving Bell and the Butterfly and it opened up a bunch of weird emotions. Now i have to deal with shit. Lame.

Sooooooo tempted to sig. But even Cowboys cried, brah.

And every rose has its thorn.

And I'm the one who want to be with you. Deep inside I hope you'll feel it too (FEEL IT TOOOO) [no homo]

5QD5n98R_nk

No, but really, good luck. Drink some whiskey and you'll be fine in no time.

i went on like a weenie 5.5 mile bike ride this evening with my friends and i realized how ridiculously unhealthy i am.quote]

all these damn germans casually biking along like it ain't no thang, and me huffing and puffing along like an asshole riiiiight at the end.

In the spirit of lazy Americans - I almost killed myself on Ragbrai, a bike ride across the great state of Iowa in the middle of summer. Thing is, I didn't ride much, had a heavy as fuck bike, it was like 110 in the sun, and I was riding with a bunch of bike mechanics. Stupid. At the end of one leg I almost had heat stroke and had to have someone pick me up. We promptly went and got a delicious Perkins breakfast.

[broneck]

I stayed up too late last night having a very disturbing conversation with OMC about food and its usage during sex. Because of this I was late for work today.

(notable foodstuffs rarely used in sex - fois gras, truffle oil, lychee berries)

[sushijerk]

Combining food and sex kinda grosses me out. I love both individually but I feel like the smells and grease/juice and shit just doesn't mix. I was watching watching the sex bits in Tampopo which is supposed to be all erotic and thinking "wtf this is awkward and weird."

[kunk75]

i like the idea of sexual synergy. playing a rusty trombone while getting one. eating a tossed salad while tossing one. eating a chile dog while chili dogging. probably better in theory than in practice.