superconfessional

[m1sterko]

this is an e34 so it doesn't have any of that e-drive bullshit. it also sounds much better than the e60 m5 despite the fact that the new v10 is tits. they sound way too raspy with the stock exhaust on but howl like a f1 car with a nice set of pipes.

topik you just start working as a mechanic or you been doing this for years??

[mr fluffernutter]

I have an ink stain on my foot, I don't even know how this happened...

It stained my socks too

i have a stain IN my toenail from my sneakers. it's black ... looks like a bruise

[whitney]

That has happened to me before..with my leather flats.

It was cos it was rainny and I didn't have an umbrella.

I got soaked head to toe.

My shoes were squishy.

It took a week of daily washing and clipping of toenails to get rid of the dye..

Rainboots are awesome.

[Lab]

jeep make bank like an experienced jew

gonna roam soho with nothin to do

6 foot 7 and still stackin' that paper

lookin' for some raws in that ultra slim taper

hits up Blue in Green for dat elusive 38"

mackin' on honies with his Hagrid gait

droppin' quat dollas on henrik n' b-dubbs

now broke n' beggin' for a bagel in nyc subs

congrats #1 stunnah/top dolla young gunnah

[Liberation1945]

just graduated awarded freshest in his class

switch it up to vibskov now he gettin ass

tallest young nigga in the future

fuckin milfs like his last name was kutcher

[Lab]

jeep's as jewish as a kosher deli

givin bitches that golden treatment, r. kelly

it's the morning already, he ain't got no time

for 30dollah hookahs twerked by his dreidel grime

so wound for dat pussy, he b crashin bar mitzvah

rockin dat stickied New Era fitted kippah

synagogue posse, rabbi hood boss

dis ain't no catholic church, uh-uh, no salad toss

[Servo2000]

givin bitches that golden treatment, r. kelly

The man got acquitted.

[Akura]

If you were friends with someone that was like your sister but all of the sudden they got a make over and look fuckin foxy as hell would you pursuit it even though you know. if you fuck em you'd probably never talk to them again cause it would be awkward as shit?

[Lab]

In response to Servo, and not dude who bumped me to this page:

Yeah, but that's like taking the Hand of God away from Maradona. It's like, so what if we all know the truth, it's our generation's urban legend. The mystique, the unresolved, the immortal fuckin' technique: peein' on bitches.

So fuckin' raw. Like Sugar Cane, minus the suck.

[Liberation1945]

we crashin bar mitzvahs stealin all the yamikas

crashin bat mitzvahs stealin all ya daughtas

we penny pinchin gettin higher stacks than all yalls

one wrong move nigga we turn you into matzah balls

[julzkind]

^ this should be in the thread i just bumped!

[Lab]

Don't tell me what to do, Arab. Your people ruled my motherland with an iron fist from the 12th-15th centuries. NEVER FORGET. Ancestors +++

we crashin bar mitzvahs stealin all the yamikas

crashin bat mitzvahs stealin all ya daughtas

we penny pinchin gettin higher stacks than all yalls

one wrong move nigga we turn you into matzah balls

nigga, you took like half my verse on that one. it's cool though, we'll keep at it

fertility or sterility

circumised or not

whatever the case,

his prom date wasn't hot

kept his dick limper than freshly baked latka

couldn't peace with her body, gandhi, mohatma

pacifism, enemas, not the jewish game

build fortune, hoard gold, rep a funny last name

[Liberation1945]

fuck your shit nigga

we droppin bombs on you like your name was ichigawa

your girl had a taste of me i gave her that sour

you the bitchass type when you see me you cower

[Liberation1945]

met this indian bitch in the club she was rockin her pashmina

she liked my american style cause she saw me wit a beema

took her home, yup, you know i gave her my curry

after i fucked her i sent her ass home in a hurry

[Lab]

wait we're not rapping about jeep anymore. fine.

nigga, shouldn't you be trollin supermarket

koppin dat second hand gothninja garment

uc parkas, nn hoods, and raf zipper boots

don't you wish your style had its own roots?

no hate/no homo/let's go shoppin in A when i go to nyc/kkk

[Lab]

met this indian bitch in the club she was rockin her pashmina

she liked my american style cause she saw me wit a beema

took her home, yup, you know i gave her my curry

after i fucked her i sent her ass home in a hurry

I guess fashion isn't your only dumpster divin

I see you fuckin' my last week hoes, think I'm cryin'?

She still got the musk of my chicken tandoori

when she ridin on your pecker, moanin' for my puri

[Liberation1945]

ima dirty fuckin dood ill admit dat, dont care if im fuckin trick hos

but you spittin lies them ill duck tales, of course, bo knows

dumpster divin? nah never, im rockin shit you savin months for

your girl havin trouble speakin? yea cause last night i made her throat sore

[Lab]

as long as you don't mind my smoky aftertaste

all over that bitch's cunt, sticky as toothpaste

I don't care what you do with my slummy seconds,

pass 'em on to your boys if the train beckons

as for my kopps, nigga u know what?

im a scrooge mcduck, my savin's is shut

i got a future ahead of me, filled with 8 figures

that's income and not desi gold diggers

so get your fill, sink your bank

i roll wit jeep and I won't settle for BLANK

you done.

[Liberation1945]

done? nah never i finish when i want to, i finish on your sista

i finish on your motha, fuck it even your grandma if she want it from a real nigga

im young im rich and im rockin number nine

you a snitch, a liar, how you claim to be a man when you aint got a spine

[Lab]

snitch on what nigga, gimme an example

I won't even drop info on an Atelier sample

sale, you know I call first dibs

clearin dem racks like they hot fresh ribs

so hood, so selfish, so clean, so proper

I ain't some misterpretender clearance shopper

[Liberation1945]

want to rep you for that especially last line but must spread...ahahah....

word man let's get some ribs and hit up atelier(windowshop) when you come through.

[Lab]

Shit ya mang, I wanna rep ya for bringin up brown ho's, but sufu like nah, spread dat shit to waywt posters. gotdamn

We'll release gothninja frute swag mixtape. Who's gonna b our dj? Anybody but Aoki.

damn im sleepy. i am one vampire sleep cycle havin ass nigga. ttyl mayne.

[Liberation1945]

gothninjafruteswag mixtape 09 comin soon yall heard the man. we lookin for djs, holla.

[knucks]

If you were friends with someone that was like your sister but all of the sudden they got a make over and look fuckin foxy as hell would you pursuit it even though you know. if you fuck em you'd probably never talk to them again cause it would be awkward as shit?

as long as they're not really your sister, fuck em

[brentos]

simply because there's no one else i can tell...

went to a party last night and got pretty drunk. my girl so wasn't there so i hooked up with one of her best friends. we talked a lot, then fucked. id been wantin to get at this girl for a while now, but now idk what to do. we talked and she sounded in to me, beyond just romping around last night.

ive been with my same girlfriend for just over 3 years.

what the FUCK do i do.

[Charlie Delta]

That girl was not really her best friend if she pulled that stunt...

[jpgm]

all you can do is face the music......

[brentos]

That girl was not really her best friend if she pulled that stunt...

yeah, thats what i figured.

but it surfaced last night that no one likes my girlfriend, anyways.

so, do i pursue this hookup? i know i shouldnt...but its hard to resist. we've had shit going back and forth for a while now (me and this girl).

[heflys]

ive been with my same girlfriend for just over 3 years.

what the FUCK do i do.

Whelp, you're swimming in the tar pit now. Do you care about your girlfried?.....(Perhaps its' a lil too late for that question)...... Was her BF just a quick piece of ass?

[jpgm]

yeah, thats what i figured.

but it surfaced last night that no one likes my girlfriend, anyways.

so, do i pursue this hookup? i know i shouldnt...but its hard to resist. we've had shit going back and forth for a while now (me and this girl).

forgot the other hookup for now......and forget whether anyone else likes your girlfriend or not. worrying about that is the most selfish shallow shit ive heard in a while.

youve been with her for 3 years....and you cheated on her. maybe sort that shit out before you think of anything else.

as for the other hookup - shes obviously not the nicest piece of work if she'd do that to a friend in the first place.