superconfessional

[evisu 2000]

that's wild.

[dismalfuture]

i didn't really get the whaletail thing anyhow, I think I was living overseas the entire time that came and went. I would like to know where to cop punky looking Limi Feu runway model girl with snaggletooth.

[dismalfuture]

you're right, my mistake. I have no business dabbling in that culture. I will get back to hacking iPhones, wearing Dunks, and playing online poker, my culture's favorite pastimes.

[Cordwinder]

i'm going away for the week to boston to visit my grandparents, who are renewing their vows, for their 50th anniversary. i'm nervous to travel, but I'm always nervous about everything. i'm looking forward to the vow renewal... so sweet.

Im not married yet but for future reference, can you ask how they made their relationship last for 50 years?

[m1sterko]

Im not married yet but for future reference, can you ask how they made their relationship last for 50 years?

marriage = team game.

you just have to work together to win.

[dismalfuture]

Im not married yet but for future reference, can you ask how they made their relationship last for 50 years?

well, I can't speak for 50 years of marriage, but I do have one tip for relationship longevity, and that is to never buy a DSLR and then let your girlfriend join superfuture.

[joey_formal]

well, I can't speak for 50 years of marriage, but I do have one tip for relationship longevity, and that is to never buy a DSLR and then let your girlfriend join superfuture.

quoted for truth.

[broneck]

Im not married yet but for future reference, can you ask how they made their relationship last for 50 years?

be italian and taught from birth that no matter how fucking shitty your marriage is, no matter how much you fucking hate the other persons guts and fall asleep every night dreaming about just rolling over and smothering that old woppy bitch with a pillow and then sewing your wild old italian man oats, no matter how many times you sit there wishing she'd just pass out over her cheerios and drown in her milk...you stay together because divorce lands you in hell.

[ilovefriedchicken]

today i had my math final. i went into class looked at the test and wrote a short note.

"i had 3 finals today and couldnt study for this one. will retake in summer"

turned it in and left

[joey_formal]

be italian and taught from birth that no matter how fucking shitty your marriage is, no matter how much you fucking hate the other persons guts and fall asleep every night dreaming about just rolling over and smothering that old woppy bitch with a pillow and then sewing your wild old italian man oats, no matter how many times you sit there wishing she'd just pass out over her cheerios and drown in her milk...you stay together because divorce lands you in hell.

so clopek you've hung out with my grandparents i take it?

[Cordwinder]

marriage = team game.

you just have to work together to win.

well, I can't speak for 50 years of marriage, but I do have one tip for relationship longevity, and that is to never buy a DSLR and then let your girlfriend join superfuture.

be italian and taught from birth that no matter how fucking shitty your marriage is, no matter how much you fucking hate the other persons guts and fall asleep every night dreaming about just rolling over and smothering that old woppy bitch with a pillow and then sewing your wild old italian man oats, no matter how many times you sit there wishing she'd just pass out over her cheerios and drown in her milk...you stay together because divorce lands you in hell.

All good advice... now if only I can divorce my right hand and find someone to love for eternity.

[corter]

i want a pair of visvim FTB's, but i'm a 13. oddly enough, this makes me happy, as i'd probably shoot myself after owning a pair of $500 sneakers.

[dismalfuture]

they're more like $200 if you don't buy them from shady Asian resellers.

[inaya]

Im not married yet but for future reference, can you ask how they made their relationship last for 50 years?

a boring answer, but they are really respectful and considerate of eachother... just a lot patience and understanding I guess.

</emo>

[dismalfuture]

If I'm not that respectful and considerate, and I end up having to marry one of my skeezy jumpoffs of yore, how long do you think I will last before she leaves me?

[inaya]

don't worry, if she's a skeez worth anything, she'll be true to form and stick around for the abuse.

[dismalfuture]

yeah, I was afraid of that.

[Cordwinder]

a boring answer, but they are really respectful and considerate of eachother... just a lot patience and understanding I guess.

</emo>

Not boring. If you think about it, your answer applies to any relationship, whether it be between husband/wife, boss/subordinate or your neighbors.

I'm going to stop before I turn sappy and start singing "we are the world"

[dismalfuture]

You could go the experimental route and talk about your girl in her presence by referring to her as a piece of ass, and see how far you go.

[corter]

they're more like $200 if you don't buy them from shady Asian resellers.

really?! i'd totally be down for that...no 13's tho. ooooh well

[dismalfuture]

What is that in metric? If your feet are longer than a ruler, they don't sell shoes for you in Asia.

[corter]

haha, i think it's like a euro 46 or so...do i have to actually measure my foot?

[mr fluffernutter]

centimetres... metric

[Sayword]

I think I'm addicted to sex and porn.

[Egpt]

I think I'm addicted to sex and porn.

AKA, being a male

[sybaritical]

So I spend what feels like the majority of my time right now either doing Yoga or in Meditation. Then last night I went and ate a pound of Chorizo.

MMMMMMmmmm.

Chorizo.

[nicotine]

im starting to like the smell of wheatgrass

or tolerate it more, i guess

(p.s. i work in a health food store and i make about 100 ounces of wheatgrass a day)

[junglejane]

chorizo is good for your solar plexus chakra.

[m1sterko]

for a part time job is it okay to lie about your job experience?

for example:

say i did document work / layout design for my dads business invoices for several years? (which i did but it wasnt exactly paid work)

[selbsttatig]

Yes.

10char.