superconfessional

[wEstSidE]

great. now we can get this paper thing goin feelme??? i got da hook up on sum shipemnts of benson n hedges

[notesee]

I got the truck jawn, fit mad ppl and mad cigs. And move the cigs to where ever while dodgin cops and haters. Get this moneyy all day.

[wEstSidE]

now all we need is a guy 2 stand outside yellin out "dizzzcount cigaerrets cheep cheep 2x price 4 redsox fanz"

[notesee]

And I have experience selling cigs .. bringing up cartons from North Carolina is easy money at college campuses in the Northeast .. fuck itt.

[wEstSidE]

hahahahha wenever i use 2 go 2 NC wen i was kid i use 2 c all dem "discount cigar" places there b lyk 1 every blok it was hilarious.

[notesee]

20 dollars a carton, shittt. Can't even get 4 packs in NYC for that much.

[jayrock]

Im friends with a few very goodlooking girls, which I have not fucked, and don't have plans on fucking.

Maybe I am gay....,

True, but if they ever stripped naked and begged you for some sex I'm sure you would gladly oblige.

A girl would not do that for any of her "guy friends."

[JohnnyRed]

I've been sleeping around unprotected and now I've got a bit of a pregnancy scare. Fuck. Takes me right back to high school...

[mobius]

I've been sleeping around unprotected and now I've got a bit of a pregnancy scare. Fuck. Takes me right back to high school...

You ain't afraid of The AIDS?

great....more spawn from johhnyred. Darwin loses.

[cheep]

supermeetup should be happening n jax... but i have a girlfriend and i dont know how much she would like me hanging out with happy butts.

[Guest]

i think i've listened to ming & ping mroe than any other artist in my life .. is that wierd...

also, im not sure if i should be proud or ashamed of reaching 500 rep points from only posting one waywt that mostly got neg rep ..

[ProfMonnitoff]

i just basically post some porn once a month and get a bit of rep from that so no its perfectly ok

[alex_844]

your "joke post" wasn't funny, but was introspective. uhhhh... good job.

[destructodisk]

hah, sorry. can't help it. take it to freestyle? we can rap battle if you want..

making up words... not sure about that one. i tend not to make up words or misuse them.

and it was a joke post. i was just posting about how im bored with suburban living, sorry if thats a little too "introspective" for ya.

oh whoops, my post was too introspective.

You wouldn't really know if you were misusing words, or making them up, would you? It would probably take someone to point out that you do it quite frequently before you became aware of it, right?

Here's an example:

i'm just gonna put it out there.

westsides the most next level shit ive ever seen.

between typing normally like an insane asian/black 4 year old on an adderoll/crystal meth bender/posting between 10 and 10000 posts a day and espouting more knowledge than any of us can shake our denim'd legs at, he proves that there are still unknown reaches of the internet and cyberspace as a whole.

so as far as im concerned, the janitor/superwhore/blacktard/geniyus/transformer/superhero that is westside is Next Level Shit.

See? And that took me 30 seconds to dig up. The sad part is, the made up word in an attempt to look smart isn't even the most embarrasing part of your post

Anyway, I would hate to take away any more time from your concept album, or you reading On the Road, or figuring out a way to save Darfur, so carry on.

[enatoka]

lolololoololololol

[destructodisk]

you are hilarious but please tell me what word you were intending to spell if it wasn't ESPOUTING?

[Guest DUM]

Jeep, you don't bother me much and you helped me find movies online..but..stop. please.

I'm filling out an app for the Vans store at the Tacoma mall...you fuckers should all pray they hire me. I want some mall bitches.

[JohnnyRed]

You ain't afraid of The AIDS?

great....more spawn from johhnyred. Darwin loses.

I know my girls are all good on the HIV/STD front, it's just the babies I'm worried about

[jayrock]

I know my girls are all good on the HIV/STD front, it's just the babies I'm worried about

...the worst STD of all.

On a related note, I had a dream the other night that I had a daughter. She spoke French[wtf?]. It wasn't so bad.

I'm not responsible enough right now, but I can safely say that I will eventually have children of my own.

[onemancult]

how old was your daughter? can i have her?

[GiZMO]

Jeep, you don't bother me much and you helped me find movies online..but..stop. please.

I'm filling out an app for the Vans store at the Tacoma mall...you fuckers should all pray they hire me. I want some mall bitches.

40% discount ain't bad eithaa!

[junglejane]

how old was your daughter? can i have her?

there goes me asking OMC to be my future daughter's padrino.

DUM, u free?

[jayrock]

how old was your daughter? can i have her?

she was about waist-high

no. my imaginary daughter is not for sale, yet

[Guest DUM]

there goes me asking OMC to be my future daughter's padrino.

DUM, u free?

YESSSSSSSSSSSS.

Yeah the 40% discount is pretty good.

[Carl]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS.

Yeah the 40% discount is pretty good.

hook it up with some white/white skate hi's, size 9...ya heard?

[englandmj7]

I haven't seen a noteworthy post started in Supertrash in way too long........

[broneck]

did you miss the foreskin debate?

[englandmj7]

Everyone semi-funny stopped posting in Supertrash a long time ago, or they simply became un-funny.

[andewhall]

I became un-funny so I stopped posting.

Just ate lasagna for two days straight. Feel like Garfield.

[sybaritical]

Top it off with a matzo ball for authenticity.