superconfessional

[Caps Lock]

I nick named my car "Fat Elvis".

[destructodisk]

I can't seem to sleep until the sun comes up anymore, and I feel like shit whenever I finally wake up.

I'm discontent with the repetitive, unfulfilling social life I'm leading, but can't find anything better to do. I have a lot of amazing friends, but I feel the temptation to just leave them all behind for a change of scenery.

I overthink everything. As a result I frequently just shut off my brain and do what's easiest, hence the above circumstance. I'm even having trouble thinking of what I really want to say in this post so fuck it.

[Brooklyn Zoo]

ipods get real creepy too

the strangest experience of my life:

8 or 9 months ago i get off at the wrong exit coming back from san pedro

my ipod starts playing the eeriest beat by herbaliser

all of a sudden my surroundings started getting real dark and grimey

no idea where im at, i look up at a cross street... "crenshaw blvd."

turn around and take a left on olympic, go down the street and u turn

i come back and this jeep is stalled above the curb on the right side sidewalk

the car in front of me is going like 5 mph and im wondering what the fuck is going on

i finally get up to the jeep, windows are completely shattered, glass and blood on the asphalt

dudes sitting in the drivers seat dead and bleeding, holes in the jeep

the passengers of the jeep were outside screaming and wylin out

i drive past it, on the left, a scene of at least 40 bystanders are yelling and pointing at the jeep

im almost back at the intersection of cren n olympic

lapd screeches the fuck through almost head on into me

i swerve right and take the next exit to the 10 fwy

fuckkkkk

[sean_]

god bless sluts

[travisio]

i just spent the last 20 min looking at "dutty wine" videos on youtube.

i also smoked weed for the first time ever last night, not a bad experience at all.

[yuljo]

I'm posting this from my laptop which the backlight is busted on so i have to squint to see the screen.

I was making out with my girlfriend, got a nosebleed and bled all over her cheek/ear/neck.

[destructodisk]

drunk with the same ol' people again.. what fun.

fuckinkg dodging 3am curfew and doing the same shit over in over is the most pathetic thing ever. and i'm fauning over thsi girl who doesn't even deserve it for soe reason.

FUCK THIS.

fuck sambuca

fuck pabst

fuck tabasco soauc3e

fuck cheto puffsz

I can't wait for the self edge party.

[ron2331]

i was downloading some porn that was taking a long time to download so i ended up going to sleep. in the morning i hear my mom say aye dios mio look what the internet is playing.she just stood there in shock. it was the porn i tried downloading the night before. i stood up and close it and went back to sleep like nothing happen. I hate firefox and the autoplay after it finishs downloading something.

how u take this autoplay off???

[Guest DUM]

dude, when you save something "save to disk" not "open".

[notesee]

Internet 101 with DUM.

[chrisj]

dude, when you save something "save to disk" not "open".

^^^ truth

have had that happen except no one was in the room.. id just wake up to weird sounds eminating from my headphones or speakers sometimes..

[watchman]

i just spent the last 20 min looking at "dutty wine" videos on youtube.

i also smoked weed for the first time ever last night, not a bad experience at all.

if you think that is a waste of time, now that you're down with weed you will have your eyes opened. congrats

[Corbin Law]

I nick named my car "Fat Elvis".

cars need the names of great men.

i cant decide between Khan or julius caesar. if it was an SUV it was totally be Henry V

[Charlie Delta]

useless without pictures.

I'll see what I can do for you miss Seraphim.

[jeepster]

cars need the names of great men.

i cant decide between Khan or julius caesar. if it was an SUV it was totally be Henry V

i named my mini-van michael j. fox

the rear view mirror has a picture of him dangling from it.

thats how important he is to me and my car.

[Guest Airjamie]

I have a friend tat cant shit with his shirt on cause hes scared of getting shit on his shirt.

[homi29]

i use my elbow of my left hand and hold my shirt in place

no incidents ever

[andewhall]

Loving the stage 5 clinger advice.

Do what jane says.

Incidentally the favorite painting in my living room depicts a stripper swinging her tittie tassles wearing a motorhead mask.

ask her to wear nothing but cowboy boots and nipple tassels when you are going to have sexy time. then ask her to make the tassels spin around and around. hopefully she will be wierded out by this and leave you alone.

or she might just be into it and get all kinky on your ass

GIDDY-UP

[Guest Airjamie]

i just simultaneously yanked that shit and watched bev. hilbillies. fuck you

[seraphim]

I think giddy up is some of the best advice you can give.

[glenn]

i'm fairly certain i saw sidneylo having a (loud) argument with someone in chinatown...

[superBobo]

ive had this really nice weekend, with a super cute girl being at my place from friday night to today, and now that shes left and im alone and back to normal ,shit sucks!

[wEstSidE]

i'm fairly certain i saw sidneylo having a (loud) argument with someone in chinatown...

chinee cant b quiet

[wEstSidE]

all look same.

[Guest DUM]

could've easliy been any asian kid, but that does sound like that nigga.

[Sayword]

tg tee

skulls

generic motorbike boots

I like TG76's waywt Post, for all the wrong reasons.

[broneck]

i was downloading some porn that was taking a long time to download so i ended up going to sleep. in the morning i hear my mom say aye dios mio look what the internet is playing.she just stood there in shock. it was the porn i tried downloading the night before. i stood up and close it and went back to sleep like nothing happen. I hate firefox and the autoplay after it finishs downloading something.

how u take this autoplay off???

this is awesome

[kenthenoob]

that's why you turn off your monitor...

my firefox doesn't do that... the internets hates you.

[Guest DUM]

I cut people off alot because it's kinda funny when they freak out, fly pass me screaming and cursing. it started as an accident but I think I do it on purpose now.

[sidneylo]

i'm fairly certain i saw sidneylo having a (loud) argument with someone in chinatown...

Plus rep.

Motherfucker was saying shit so I called that old man a snitch. He was shitting on me for poor manners cause I walked up the wrong side of the subway exit stairs... excuse me? You're 1. in NYC and 2. in Chinatown. Nobody gives a shit about laws here.

It's okay I had some xiao long bao right after the incident.