superconfessional

[over_ice]

i chugged down a whole bottle of water cause I was extremely thirsty. about ten minutes later I felt the overwhelming urge to take a leak, but I was cooking something on the stove and didn't want to leave it, so I made the stupid decision of just standing there watching the stove waiting for the moment where I could flip the stove off and run.

nature called! and i tinkled in my pants slightly.

best piss of my life.

[diewhitegirls]

i chugged down a whole bottle of water cause I was extremely thirsty. about ten minutes later I felt the overwhelming urge to take a leak, but I was cooking something on the stove and didn't want to leave it, so I made the stupid decision of just standing there watching the stove waiting for the moment where I could flip the stove off and run.

nature called! and i tinkled in my pants slightly.

best piss of my life.

Best second post ever? I mean, personal details are always great, but self urination is a hell of an introduction to the board.

[over_ice]

might as well just be open about everything now than later!

[diewhitegirls]

I concur. No homo though.

[fadingblue]

i have the biggest headache from smoking too much hookah, i had the best sandwich today and i met this really cute girl thats an exchange student from finland and she was dowwn but i really had no interest in her cuz i think im liking my ex again so i have to see how that goes

[ProfMonnitoff]

Cotton Duck: I wouldn't do it. A friend got flown to Hong Kong and back by a girl. He really wasn't interested in her, just wanted to see HK. He says it was terrible, he didn't have a second without her, she was showing him off to her friends even though nothing was going to happen, etc.

[M.O.A]

i got drunk and went to a party tonight, it got busted so we went to another party...and that too got busted, then the bars...not so poppin

dont be fooled college isnt always as fun as it sounds

[wEstSidE]

Today was field day for zoophiles and I was also seen in public doing it with a farm animal. I'm not gonna say which animal but it was at a zoo. Anyways, I've decided clothes really aren't important to me anymore as long as I can remove them quickly. Now I just want wild sex and internet fame. I'll probably be spending less and less time on this board since my new goals aren't really in line w/ most posters anymore...Anyways, thanks for everything SF!

rememer this?????????//

[fadingblue]

I had a weird ass dream. I went to some mexican wedding in san francisco i think and then when it was over we were gonna drive back but my parents had left already so we left with this kid and his dad was rich so we were in his 4 door ferrari and he was driving it really bad and just trashing it, then the car turned into an RC and we were just driving it around and then there was this flooded street which the driver didnt see and he ran straight into it and the car got ruined then the rc car turned into a tshirt with the car on it, then the dude took off the shirt and the tag said "Sidney Lo" and then i was like "oh i know who sidney lo is" and then my friend zane comes out of nowhere and goes "yea hes my fucking idol" and then we go to the sidney lo store and get a new shirt. then my little sister woke me up

[wEstSidE]

u kno wat tht means.

buy the sidney lo photo tee

[notesee]

Ffadingblue <3 sidneylo. Awww.

[Guest DUM]

I bet the back of that t-shirt said FASSST.

[Fuuma]

rememer this?????????//

Yeah, remember the context?

[Guest DUM]

Yeah, remember the context?

SHUT UP, MR.HAND. l KNOW A PLACE WITH A SEXY ASS HORSE, YOU IN?

[fadingblue]

u kno wat tht means.

buy the sidney lo photo tee

bitch i already got one

[wEstSidE]

Yeah, remember the context?

wat is a "context"????

[Guest DUM]

www.contextclothing.com

They sell cluthes.

[Bona Drag]

dont be fooled college isnt always as fun as it sounds

i thought you'd graduated or something?

anyway, i confess i pulled some jv shit last night

along with his beer, my friend was drinking water out of a plastic cup

i decided to do the same, and then he had the bright idea of getting our last beer to go

he poured his into his empty water cup and stuck it in his cargo pants (most of my friends still dress like they did ten years ago)

i just decided to carry mine close to the side of my leg

and got yelled at by the bouncer

pretty weak

/shamed

[wEstSidE]

ok so context is cluthin stor in michigan???

[enatoka]

lolololololololol

[Corbin Law]

fuck i have such little sufu time now. its heart breaking.

i a dream where i experienced the same night 4 times in a row

before i could escape the reoccurance of fate

some girl wants my nuts bad

and likes to tell me that fact

every time we meet.

its a good self esteem booster.

[fadingblue]

some girl wants my nuts bad

and likes to tell me that fact

every time we meet.

its a good self esteem booster.

theres this girl who really wants me too and last weekend i ditched her to go hang out with my ex, i was thinkin about it the other day and that seemed like a really bad choice when you put it in perspective

[wEstSidE]

^^^pixx??? do she got a myspace/???

[junglejane]

I am a stupid bitch for going into the 2 girls 1 cup thread, the NSFW warning should have been enough. that last image almost made me want to quit sufu.

almost.

[diewhitegirls]

I am embarrassed to be a Wisconsin Badger right now. They are playing like shit.

[sistersuzie]

^run off with me instead?

I can knit!

et vous parlez français, je crois

[hilite]

I'm poor and don't eat enough and I am wasting away to nothing.

[dismalfuture]

^ join the club. at least while here, you will look stylish whilst rotting away to nothing.

[notesee]

JJ is going to be in 2 girls 1 cup vol 2.

[doctorworm]

a lot of times i will type things as if i am going to post them in this thread, and then just not post them. it's pretty pathetic. i almost didn't post this.