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Despite the fact that she sounds like a whingy teen girl fronting a half-arsed 'hard rock' band in the vein of Puddle of Mudd or some shit, I have the hots for Flyleaf's singer right now.

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West, I give up. Jane is yours for baby-making.

Diamonds is mad I made him a myspace and Sandra would hurt me over Sidney.

I call Suzie.

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sum1 2 lurve a 1mancult? i are ready to becum a 2mancult.

i wurship ur feetz and u show me teets.

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West, I give up. Jane is yours for baby-making.

Diamonds is mad I made him a myspace and Sandra would hurt me over Sidney.

I call Suzie.

doom u can b ma babbydaddy if the babby west gives me is ugly. do u make pretty babby?

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i mek pritty babbies. i kan sho u mai babby pics, i chyld model.

do many cocainas wen i was 3, so my career no gho far.

i pritty. pleez sum1 2 luv me.

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insomaniac u can be my e-gf if you wan

let's e-wine and e-dine.

then make e-babies.

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Yes, jane we can keep some euro-blood in our baby. Our baby will be mad hot.

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Even more good stuff I don't know of yet?

[goes off to check mail]

edit: no, hmmmpf!

Support from my creators is very well possible it seems... it's a big thing for me, especially at this time. Another good thing is that Im loosing the weight I gainned last week eating cookies at the showroom. Now you know what's going on to the minute!

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Ah true .. actually I'm in a similar situation with a girl that I met while I was in Amsterdam last year studying.

She's originally from NY, but anyway .. she ended up being totally different than I thought she was, every once in a while she tries to talk to me .. asks me to do shit with her, even though she has a boyfriend now. Like, asking me to come to France with her to go to Cannes .. what the fuck?

I don't exactly avoid her, but at the same time I don't try to talk to her either.

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i am so fucking bored, but i dont feel good so i dont want to leave the house either.

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i chugged down a whole bottle of water cause I was extremely thirsty. about ten minutes later I felt the overwhelming urge to take a leak, but I was cooking something on the stove and didn't want to leave it, so I made the stupid decision of just standing there watching the stove waiting for the moment where I could flip the stove off and run.

nature called! and i tinkled in my pants slightly.

best piss of my life. :D

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i chugged down a whole bottle of water cause I was extremely thirsty. about ten minutes later I felt the overwhelming urge to take a leak, but I was cooking something on the stove and didn't want to leave it, so I made the stupid decision of just standing there watching the stove waiting for the moment where I could flip the stove off and run.

nature called! and i tinkled in my pants slightly.

best piss of my life. :D

Best second post ever? I mean, personal details are always great, but self urination is a hell of an introduction to the board.

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