superconfessional

[keagan]

turns out my suspicions are correct: the girl in my lit class is in fact an RO employee.

dope.

this is so cool

[keagan]

so coolllllll

[Thorns]

So I'm on the metro getting back from an interview... i'm sitting in the window seat... and the dude who sits down next to me starts puking all over himself.

My life is great.

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

hahahahaha

[AstroWolf]

My best friends dog is dying. It's 13 and I have known it it's whole life. I want to cry, fight, yell, drink. Stupid shit. Gonna drink.

[Leonard Leroy]

Yo any real beefy confessions in this thread? link em

[duck sauce]

in my panic, i gave him my real e-mail

[freecat]

i've been wondering all day why i woke up with a different pair of boxer short than yesterday. i just remembered that i've wet myself last night on my way home because i stumbled. the next question is where is the said pair of boxer shorts that i had yesterday...

[Gravitas]

Met someone new, had a great time on both occasions. I don't want to catch feelings and I don't want them to either. Said a few odd things, but still hella endearing. :confused:

[gramps]

i've been wondering all day why i woke up with a different pair of boxer short than yesterday. i just remembered that i've wet myself last night on my way home because i stumbled. the next question is where is the said pair of boxer shorts that i had yesterday...

I'm very glad that everyone likes a girl or knows a dog or whatever but this is the kind of post that realizes the true potential of this thread.

[Leonard Leroy]

one time I passed out drunk on a bed with a kingsized snickers bar in my pocket.

The next morning, my nephew woke me up by pulling the blanket. What he found terrified him.

It looked like I shit the bed, crunchy style.

[Analog]

i've been wondering all day why i woke up with a different pair of boxer short than yesterday. i just remembered that i've wet myself last night on my way home because i stumbled. the next question is where is the said pair of boxer shorts that i had yesterday...

^thank you 4 saving this fuckass thread.

Please check with cornwhole for the whereabouts of your boxers.

[jhxkcd]

i smile at squirrels around campus

[Analog]

i smile at squirrels around campus

Into the abyss...

[redX]

i.........i just

oh god

god night sfu

[dismalfuture]

I caved after many years of using the internet and did something for the first time ever: I paid for pornography. I bought a 3 month to Met Art and I've just been sitting here looking at huge monitor-eating pictures of meat pies all day...

[evisu 2000]

your girl's out of town and you're falling apart already

[dismalfuture]

she's comin back soon with that Raf bolero. We'll browse meat pies together when she's back, that might help with her girlfriend situation.

[Scais]

yo i coulda gotten u met art girls for free.

[Scais]

on a side note. I hate st lous, I hate my sister.

[dismalfuture]

thanks for the heads up dude.

lol@stl

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

FIND ME HAPPINESS IN MY OTHERWISE DISMALLIFE.

Oh, how sorrow traps us so easily.

With the future, bestowed upon us, a great abyss swallows us whole until we live vicariously through ourselves and share wisdom with the omniscient one.

[Guest on-display]

didn't use a condom tonight

[dismalfuture]

^ I'm there with you son, every day of my life. God intended for that shit.

[dismalfuture]

Currently havin a drink and sufu'ing, it's my usual but not at 4pm, but i don't feel so bad because we're deep in this national holiday here in Korea and if I went out in the streets I'd just be greeted by tons of hammered ass Koreans from the ages of like 4-90, staggering their way up the sidewalks. I saw a dude sleeping in the gutter last night at 6pm and I usually don't see drunk dudes sleeping in the gutter until like 1am, so it's definitely holiday season around here.

[TransparentCranium]

I'm a bad friend. I try my best not to be, but can't deny what I feel was always meant to be. One person unhappy is better than everyone miserable right?

edit: eh dis, i tip my glass to you. Always a drink and sufu, except it's 3 am here (yesterday haha.) I just realized you really send us jawns from the future...

[dismalfuture]

I was awake at 6am today but didn't get anything done besides making a huge pot of minestrone from the stuff my girlfriend left in the fridge plus some stuff from the Family Mart downstairs, I drank like 3 Diet Cokes today, smoked a pack of cigarettes (all in the house because my girlfriend is gone, muahaha) and sat and monged out on the internet all day, it's been good relaxation mostly. Drinking a Sudachi margarita from a huge glass (equal parts Sudachi juice, cointreau, and tequila) with some fleur de sel around the lip and will probably take a nap before hitting up the bikini bar across the street where I currently have a bottle of macallan I have to finish. I wish I had a good cigar to go with.

[dismalfuture]

this sudachi margarita is fuckin me up. I wish I had both a) a Korean family to go visit on this day and that one really vintage-styled cafe racer Ducati with the long ass GP fairing to rip around on today, while the streets are empty in the city.

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

omfg this one kid I knew fucked this korean girl I wanted to fuck. true story.

[freecat]

Please check with cornwhole for the whereabouts of your boxers.

If I knew superfuture would help me find my boxers after such eventful night i'd have suscribed wayyy before!!!!!!!!!

this sudachi margarita is fuckin me up. I wish I had both a) a Korean family to go visit on this day and that one really vintage-styled cafe racer Ducati with the long ass GP fairing to rip around on today, while the streets are empty in the city.

something like this ?