superconfessional

[inaya]

everyone should utilize my Omar smilie.

[DüM]

[Guest Phrost]

everyone should utilize my Omar smilie.

everyone should utilize my Omar smilie.

[dolly]

Dr.Bronners, the cinnamon one, makes your balls feel nice and cool. no fire.

does this mean that to every girl gargling them, they taste like cinnamon hearts? or better yet, cinnamon toast crunch??

[jeepster]

I dont trust white gardners. We had to get some yardwork shit done and my dad called this white gardner and I dont like him, he sketches me out, why couldnt he get a mexican gardner like normal people?

noggro

you know you're spelling it wrong, too.

G-A-R-D-E-N-E-R

[DüM]

does this mean that to every girl gargling them, they taste like cinnamon hearts? or better yet, cinnamon toast crunch??

the soap definitely does not taste like cinnamon. maybe I should use real cinnamon, or just sugar?

[Guest Phrost]

dolly i like the way your braining (нет homo)

[geekbonchic]

I'm going to go pick up my check. And then come home and try to make some layouts that don't look like I spent one day on them.

P.S. I'm only spending one day on them.

[gramps]

I have no money and I just copped those CeePeez. Whoops.

[bouwnt]

did you get them on the revolve sale at least?

today: i kind of miss calves girl.

clopek gimme an amen.

[broneck]

HAHAHAHA amen!!! find that jpeg!!

[High Monika]

I want to see calves girl.

Clopek: thanks for the advice.

DUM: really appreciate that video. Thanks for keeping it positive. Once I find something that owns my heart, it'll own my time and career. (must spread rep...)

[Guest chemi]

everyone should utilize my Omar smilie.

[hamburglar]

edited

i mean how can i make this any more clear to her. I AINT YO MAN!!!

[wesc]

^ damn we can make some ill ass porno flix with this called hamburglar's "adventures" f'serious.

costume from icon is a must.

[salaryman]

i mean how can i make this any more clear to her. I AINT YO MAN!!!

Maybe its just me, but I'd probably stary by not going to parties with her/sticking my penis inside her/lhaving threesomes with her friend/slapping her around like a wife/answering her texts.

[hamburglar]

i mean i want to fuck her but i dont want her thinking im gonna cuddle and shit

[geekbonchic]

Members of the fairer sex often are under the assumption that the former naturally leads to the latter.

[jeepster]

shit man, get yourself checked. If this girls loose and you got someone elses load on your tip, somethin aint right.

[bouwnt]

i doubt that was another boy's silly sauce; she probably just has a yeast infection.

[salaryman]

convo continued.

*********: and sorry about the other day in the shower, I got it checked out and the doctor said if I eat a lot of garlic it should help clear up the yeast infection

teamhamburglar: really? won't that make your box smell tho?

teamhamburlglar: are you even sure that wasn't you ex's juice leftover anyway?

*********: I told you I'm sure! I never let him cum inside like that., I wouldn't disrespect you like that.

teamhamburglar: good, because what did I tell you about that?

*********: *sighs* YOU'RE my man.

teamhamburglar: that's right baby, that's right.

*********: see you tonight.

[hamburglar]

lol.

im very glad that when i get drunk i still remember to put on a rubber

[bouwnt]

teamhamburglar: good, because what did I tell you about that?

*********: *sighs* YOU'RE my man.

teamhamburglar: that's right baby, that's right.

*********: see you tonight.

lul'd softly

[billy.]

i'm about 70%

put the threeway on youporn

[salaami]

i confess, i took a shit in an abandoned building today. its my mothers property, and we were gutting out/reframing the joint, but the plumbing isnt installed yet, so i had to go for what i know. 1 plastic bag, some mcdonalds napkins, and some leftover ice later, i was fine. now i appreciate modern plumbing.

[fadingblue]

I'm about 60%

[azn8oi]

well, shit. if you didnt mention the leftover ice, i wouldnt have even thought about the fact that you didnt wash your hands with soap. keep it detailed.

[gas prices kill]

I have recently recovered from acute tonsillitis (shit was not a good look:(). I had to cut out eating healthy for about 2 weeks, but I'm slowly getting back on the ball.

I've been drinking water like mad and eating nothing but homemade sandwiches and oatmeal though. That and running 2 miles/day.

I have realized that sufu is full of knowledge

[DüM]

well, shit. if you didnt mention the leftover ice, i wouldnt have even thought about the fact that you didnt wash your hands with soap. keep it detailed.

I thought this was referring to hamburglars confession. I laughed.

[flex0r]

lamprey nipples, both fake and real, are making me sick to the stomach. and it was hours ago that i looked at them.