how long would you have survived for in ancient times

[Guest DANKTHRONE]

assuming you didnt get captured and forced to worked in a Roman silver mine do you think you could make it to old peasant or no

i could have been a good temple beaurocrat in ancient babylon

[t3hcoke]

which time period we talking about yo?

cuz dinosaurs wouldve eaten you

[blm14]

Febrile seizures as an infant, shortsighted, asthmatic, prone to lung infections. #ancientworldfail

[fads]

first white man to ever trade rugs and jewelry with the indians

Edited June 27, 2012 by hyun

[Phyziks]

I would invent butt love with females. Shotgun anus!

[Nov Spur]

For roughly six weeks after birth when I develop pneumonia.

[ordo]

I have always been pretty good with huddled masses.

[wood 666]

they would probably burn me on the stake pretty fast

[fruitbute]

id die on the 89th day

[philosophiliac]

haha i actually feel like i would have done well backbreaking physical labour my whole life would suit me

[lmk1995]

after my recent experience losing power at home, i'm going to go ahead and say i'd die coming out of the womb in ancient times.

[Vampyrvargfesten]

what is the 'ancient times' equivalent of

fighting

in front of uniqlo

[mr fluffernutter]

im pretty lazy and that would probably get me killed

[Guest DANKTHRONE]

yeah if u read the bible there's a bunch of shit in there about idlers going to hell

[blm14]

^ in the old testament, you got killed for just about anything. Disobedient child? SMITE! Adulterer? SMITE! Amalekite? SMITE! Make fun of a bald man? RIPPED TO SHREDS BY BEARS!

[mr fluffernutter]

you guys really have nothing better to do than read the bible? smite!

[carlanton]

Getting captured by the romans and being forced to work in a silver mine wouldn't have stopped me. I would've started riots and shit, and be so cunning and strong motherfuckers wouldn't even know what hit them. I reckon i could have gone on for a couple of years, hiding out in the mountains and doing raids on roman settlements and caravans, freeing more slaves and building an army as i go. Eventually, they would probably catch me and torture me, but i wouldn't betray my friends so they would execute me. Eventually, word would spread about me getting killed, so the riots would spread all over the lands and deliver the final blow to an already decadent empire.

my legacy would live on forever.

[e0d9n0b5]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HolCW1se1Wo

[fobsquad]

i don't know kungfu, so instead i mightve trekked through the himalayas into india to reach nirvana.

[unouomedude]

Being a scrawny Asian with not understanding of karate, I'm fortunate enough to live at all.

[Chris-Craft]

i would have survived well into old age...at least 40 years

[thelion1856]

I believe I'd survive until my late 30's. being of middle eastern decent I'd most likely be a Dothraki. Being one not up for fighting much & having a great immune system & terrible luck, I'd most likely survive until crossing the oceans only to die in battle from a cheap shot by a frickin Lanister.

[TruMoo]

If I wasn't Azn.

Die in Battle at age 18 with glorious long hair.

12th century BC?

http://youtu.be/KJW2k4lLa8s

[Vampyrvargfesten]

If I wasn't Azn.

Die in Battle at age 18 with glorious long hair.

12th century BC?

azn warriors back in the day also had long hair