who here is drunk?

[16steps]

i know im all about that small ball odd hnd in position ass bullshit

i never play my cards i PLAY position....thats on some MTT shit right there. DO that shit int he opening rounds of blinds and watch that stack pile and then pick your spots when blinds go up

FUCK I WANNA PLAY RIGHT NOW

ever seen annetteobertroll15 win that MTT without her seeing her hole cards and just playing position? shits ridic

[16steps]

enough poker talk im gonna play streetfighter eat guacamole and pass the fuck ou

word to scott.m

[sawn-off chef]

Mission hill and brownies, good way to end the night. Be good zoobs.

[sawn-off chef]

Ellen Degeneres

[RandR]

i forgot that well dressed guys in DC are automatically "gay".

thanks big dude, but I'm not a "gaysian". It's flattering but really.

D.C. is the worst goddamn city in the nation full of pretentious douchebags I want to hit with a brick shaped like the american flag over and over again in the face

that beer was good though

[Gatefold]

^I know what that's like, I live in some assbackwards city here and I get shit sometimes even though I dress pretty conservatively

edit: my dark and stormy's are getting darker by the drink, I think soon it'll just be a glassfull of black seal with a drop of gingerbeer

[cheapmuthafukr]

not drunk... mushroom tea. its awesome.

[shufon]

Got told I cook better than somebody has ever seen tonight #based

[sawn-off chef]

Guiness with 94 old Sicilians, bad ass.

[lmaozedong]

i forgot that well dressed guys in DC are automatically "gay".

thanks big dude, but I'm not a "gaysian". It's flattering but really.

D.C. is the worst goddamn city in the nation full of pretentious douchebags I want to hit with a brick shaped like the american flag over and over again in the face

that beer was good though

to be fair, a pretty large proportion of the "well-dressed" guys here are very obviously gay. i think if we saw each other on the street we would each automatically think that the other one of us was a "gaysian"

[Spaghettini]

i forgot that well dressed guys in DC are automatically "gay".

thanks big dude, but I'm not a "gaysian".

did they catch you shopping at Universal Gear? (10)

[automaton]

you know it, gonna go sleep wit ma girl now

[jasutek]

40oz 211 does the trick

[shufon]

of course. getting up at 7am to drive to NYC. hope this snow stops :\

[sawn-off chef]

Lame bar night, mad nasties here I come.

[ph1l]

drunnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[ph1l]

and i gotta go to work tomorrow. fuck

[sawn-off chef]

"well I'm already on my way home, Scott."

"well, you fucked up."

Damn I'm charming.

[Gatefold]

I had a good buzz going till I went out for a smoke run and chomped a pep'n'ched. I feel alarmingly sober now, thankfully I still have a few brews left

[mrip]

kinda.

cpt morgan

weed

1 bottle of champagne

[TTM]

drukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[i wear shooes]

"well I'm already on my way home, Scott."

"well, you fucked up."

Damn I'm charming.

swag.

i am drunk.

i love boobies.

[sawn-off chef]

Swag. I beat her in tekken earlier in the day too, didn't even go easy on her ahahah. Also, cracked my iPhone.

[sawn-off chef]

Also, juby, samsikle and I had an awesome

Conversation about BEHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNN.

[i wear shooes]

No mercy for the booches.

Booches is a new word i have been saying instead of bitches. Of course, bitches is what i use the most but booches has been coming up a lot as well.

BOOOOOOOOOCHES

[sawn-off chef]

BEHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNN meaning reggaeton horn.

[mrip]

scott

how much junya are you wearing right now

[sawn-off chef]

Just 2 pieces bro, jacket and pants. Listening to Angels exodus, yeahhhhj.

[16steps]

resident evil

im loading up my handgun

for all these lifes zombies

[Guest I LOVE LFC]

Yep, first weekend in for a while which was guna be a quiet one, but got the rum on the go at 2pm......