who here is drunk?

[RandR]

drinking jack daniels bicentennial

my girl loves arrested development

i don't know what other qualifications I need in a woman

besides not caring that I am drinking bicentennial

or that I say it like "bicentenniale"

europe up in this motherfucker

because 200 years in the USA

is nothing over there

my boy saw a camel head and neck in a butcher shop in syria

that's been around for like 2000 years

what the fuck, america

step up your game

[duck sauce]

first time in months.

[Gatefold]

I can't remember the last night I didn't get drunk but I'm not an alcoholic or anything

[chambo2008]

haiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, brandy really hits the spot eh? think ill pour another

[shufon]

Had too long of a layover in the Philly airport, ahahaha. Going out for more now.

[chambo2008]

do it doooo it, fuck my head will hurt tomorrow but oh well life goes on...

[ph1l]

any of you ever have baltika? shit gets you fuckedddd up

[shufon]

^That shit is gross.

[ph1l]

i agree. shits horrible had it for the first time toeay

[Magsåvningsreserven]

i wanna get crunk wi' the sufu mandem one day

[shufon]

I look like Paris Hilton, ring worth a million, strapped with an AK, Rambo, John Wayne.

[shufon]

Dressed like Paris Hilton, tiny shirt, shiny jeans, everything Hilton, hotel Hilton.

[shufon]

Bitch I want a million, I'm Paris Hilton, watch Paris Hilton, where's Nikki Hilton?

[shufon]

I'm Paris Hilton, swag Paris Hilton, bag Paris Hilton, I think I'm Paris Hilton.

[shufon]

I'll marry Paris Hilton, we're at the HIlton, limousine driver, nicknamed Hilton.

[shufon]

I like Paris Hilton, where's Paris Hilton? She can sue me, cause I'm worth a million.

[sawn-off chef]

Hey Sufu, sup?

[16steps]

2 for 2

my head feel slike its gonna fall off

[shufon]

Zubin. 2 for 2 years? c'mon man. let's play heads up poker.

[sawn-off chef]

Bling blong bling blong.

[shufon]

brrrrrrrrang ka dang.

[16steps]

i dont even know how to play poker brosef

i just play position

[sawn-off chef]

There's a video of me and my best friends at the lil b show, we cooked.

[sawn-off chef]

i dont even know how to play poker brosef

i just play position

Zoobs let's hang out

[shufon]

Yo you got position every other hand in heads up :\

[shufon]

and Scott I saw that video, made me lol

[shufon]

dammit Zubin you got me thinking about poker now I'm gonna go play tired and drunk at 5am. oh well.

[16steps]

scotty, gtfo to california and im down.

shufon, heads up vs. me isnt even poker. I shove with anything higher than 8's eg. 89, 10-9, j-8, q8. I dont own the skillset to play outside of MTT's and 6-9 handed cash sgames

AS LING as i cash i dgaf

[16steps]

fuck man

that caption thread has me scouring through waywts for pics

if you go back to 09, theres a lot of shit

08s even worst

[shufon]

lol dude shoving with 8-9 in heads up is so legit. fuck. I wear noobs down to being forced to go all in with shit hands by eating them up with shoving on shit hands.

did that make sense?

you get what I mean.

I love heads up poker.