who here is drunk?

[Case]

damn cuz im fucced up

[cure]

tonight i realized i have the typical drunk ass friends. just got back to college and this is the observations:

friend 1 just broke his girlfriend and tries hooking up with another chick while she is saying no. still goes on to try and make out with her mouth that is fucking shut and hands pushing him off

friend 2 is the loud talker who seeks sympathy. feels like he's only average compared to everybody and decides to get second opinions

friend 3 who keeps trying to work up on a chick but won't admit it to the boyzzzz

and friend 4 who just pukes and drools all over his dumb ass until you have to take him home

collegeeeeeeeeee

[Case]

you got a weenie ass friends homei

[Case]

Got Some Weenie Ass Friends

[matyomat]

gittt krunk. any time of the day!

[dismalfuture]

I'm drunk too, but somehow I am functional. SMH@U kids who can't handle a drink.

[lawless]

bittch wuz boty spop

'n tities shak'n

OMG i wantz that azz liyke

whoa mayn

COD, i WAND tat azz mANYZ

lyke dazm

[lawless]

I'm drunk too, but somehow I am functional. SMH@U kids who can't handle a drink.

my nga i can hand;es a drink, i juzyt want moarz

moar titz moar azz moazr purpe inma cupz

htoawnee

edIT: dISMALFUNCTURE when da foodz and steeze tacCO tourz come to HtowN mayne> we hungary

[terrible!]

Im drunk but not sloppy. More like suave. Suave drunk. Smotth-as-*beep*-drunk.

Thats how I do.

[U MAD]

I, am crunk

e: with these chicks from my art "pod"

[marie]

my bed is my favoute place to be

right now

[geekbonchic]

Trunk show + designer appearance = free drankssssssss

[geekbonchic]

Oh shit, I just offered to help my friend buy a $400 bag.

[thedaniway]

just hgot off work heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. just wanted to let you know that spending your moeny on a doorgirl is stpid but I LOVE ITTTTTTTT

[Tyro1]

but what do they get for their money?

[samsikle]

i'm hella buzzedddddddddddd.

[weidna]

i'm hecka hungedoverrrrrrrr

[RFKorp]

whooo!! drunking alone with my trusty bottle of bourbon here...

I'm been drunk emailng so mfucking much tonight.

not even funny.

well maybe a litt

e.

[Arcane]

Smoking crack and eatin ygiohurt sup hai guys

[heBAY]

very drunk. fuck. really drunk. mc shan is on my tv and his friend is singing about a girl who broke his heart.

[heBAY]

the bridge w uncle ralph mcdaniels...doign a special on QUeensbridge...fast life.

[heBAY]

front onthe frd=raetlihalkwaht we got hookers with heaters tha'll put more shells in yoru top than adidas.

atwa;ljt

twa

tawt

slenanigng the coke wtihout the cola.

[U MAD]

this thread reads like I feel.

drunk

[kiya]

I'm In Vegas.. 27 Drinks Later. Fuck Yeah Hella Denim In The House.

[plongin]

shiz 27 is unrealistic kb

[scoki]

omfg durudfnk wheelies and tire fade ss shitttt omggg i love checkin jnucgets

[owl]

hi guys whats up?

[scoki]

hahaha jungle jucice is hthshitttt <3 sufu

[weidna]

front onthe frd=raetlihalkwaht we got hookers with heaters tha'll put more shells in yoru top than adidas.

atwa;ljt

twa

tawt

slenanigng the coke wtihout the cola.

for real? i guess i'm different than yalls. i actually pay attention even more when im typing intoxicated than when im typing sober.

out of booze after the weekend, i should start buying in bulk.

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

omfg durudfnk wheelies and tire fade ss shitttt omggg i love checkin jnucgets

fake ?