who here is drunk?

[mojinho]

if anyone neg reps me fofr this shit i'm fucked

[mojinho]

i feel like it shoudl be free liberties with this fucking shit!

[mojinho]

OK UPDATE it just fucking ATE THE GRILLED CHEESE nad it was dead good. DEAD GOOD.

[mojinho]

Round Tw2o Is Coming Up Motherfuckerssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[geekbonchic]

90s cover band? Weed? JD?

FUCK YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.

[geekbonchic]

Also, I appreciate mojinho's enthusiasm, if not his fits.

[mojinho]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

why does evceyone hate my fits so fucking much?! just because my jeans are fucking baggy. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

oh well, to each his own, that's why we're here, isn't it? peace out dudes!

[mrip]

yo mojinho

thats your style, thats you

rock them jeans and eat them grilled cheese sandwhiches

[azn8oi]

this is the first tiem tahat i've posted drunk; it's not that razy becrazy idon t like dont myslef geh that crazy, baw meanw, hahhahahahaha afkk tomorrow ; kk k k kk

[selective beef]

this is the first tiem tahat i've posted drunk; it's not that razy becrazy idon t like dont myslef geh that crazy, baw meanw, hahhahahahaha afkk tomorrow ; kk k k kk

your avatar is going to make me puke

[mojinho]

yo mojinho

thats your style, thats you

rock them jeans and eat them grilled cheese sandwhiches

[no longer drunk, just hungover]

thanks for the support, man! would rep but can't! apparently i gave out a lot of drunk rep last night!

[Corbin Law]

drunk rep is like drunk dialing

sometimes you regret it the next morning

heres to bonfdires!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[broneck]

i am really drunk guys. really.

later that evening

[m1sterko]

now why does drinking 2 beers consecutively make me feel buzzed so fast?

it takes me like 4 shots of vodka for the same effect............

strange?

[enatoka]

wow, downing a bynch of screwdrivers at a friends house and just searching sufu.

oh and chocolate peanut butter cup ice cream. so good.

[masuerte]

I'm feeling liberated... I will answer all questions in the next 5 minutes to the best of my capacity.

[azn8oi]

Life story. GO.

[masuerte]

typical filipino american, watch the Debut... next.

[corned beef]

how long is YO DICK?

[masuerte]

dammit... it's bigger than urs... hey wait a minute it's been longer than five minutes.nobody will know how and why I know the earlier info.

[fade to black2]

everybody up in here drunk...man i quit drinking, i don't do shit except smoke all day now (and that's not even SMOKE smoke...just cigars and cigarettes). I feel like such a pussy...but fuck it, i'm on a power trip i can't let anything fuck up my grip.

[mojinho]

i'm goin' out now so see you pussies later . . .

[jq3k]

fuck this shit

comme hommmmme at like 530 in the morning

work coupl hours later

fuck how im gonna driveeee let alone give fucking refunds

[junglejane]

YAY FOR CAMPARl W PROSECCO WHOOOOO GIDDYUP

[broneck]

i can't wait to get drunk on prosecco and stumble type some stupid shit. thank you sufu, for working again.

[somsjeans]

drunk on grey goose and rockstar

[mojinho]

MOTHERFUCKERS how are you fucking doing? i am stumble-typing as they say.

shout out to everyone who made out tonight with random people while drunk . . . hell i sure as fuck did . . . now it's time for bed . . . fuck 6:30am

[azn8oi]

Okay, the Puma advertisement just popped up. I should be a little more belligerant, but I am a good drunk. What is a good drunk, you ask? One that is able to backspace to correct his/his mistakes. I have made many mistakes typing this message, but at the same time, I am able to recognize my mistakes and make it coherent. This is why I am able to say that I am not crazy, despite having drank 10 shots of vodka / 151 / soco / other shit. It doesn't matter. I am like a Korean when it comes to drinking.

OR PERHAPS WHITE.

MONSTER.

p.s. i don't get asian glow

The End.

[azn8oi]

I forgot that I typed that already, and I typed a confessional to my best bud (aside from winq) and was able to make rebuttles. No problem, cus those confessions didn't hurthis feelings, but rather just enlightened him on the way I think.

See you guys tomorrow!

[geekbonchic]

Okay, the Puma advertisement just popped up. I should be a little more belligerant, but I am a good drunk. What is a good drunk, you ask? One that is able to backspace to correct his/his mistakes. I have made many mistakes typing this message, but at the same time, I am able to recognize my mistakes and make it coherent. This is why I am able to say that I am not crazy, despite having drank 10 shots of vodka / 151 / soco / other shit. It doesn't matter. I am like a Korean when it comes to drinking.

OR PERHAPS WHITE.

MONSTER.

p.s. i don't get asian glow

The End.

Jägermeister + Sparks = UH-OH WHAT AM I DOING NOW?!?!?!???!?!

Superdrunk superconfession: The majority of my time is now equally divided between merely not failing school, working so I can buy clothes, and sufu.