who here is drunk?

[kiya]

Ultram.

Yum.

[sean_]

surprisingly, i'm not.

[mellowbonsai]

bumpishness

really? entire bottle of yelllowtail over here, what what

bumpizznorizzle forizzle my nizzo-frizzle etceterizzle

[mellowbonsai]

also, superbowl

[larssss]

have been drinking for the last 36 hours, school tomorrow, yay!

[jeepster]

also, superbowl

gg, sweet pm.

i not drunk. had a couple beers with dinner.

[cuddlysheep]

wow. my head hurts.

[samsikle]

haaaaaaay i'm kinda faded motherfuckas suck a dick.

RT3xtXtJarw

[sleazie ninja number 47]

me. do i win something. fukkkkkkkkkkckk.

[RobZ]

I never knew this thread existed. At my school, we have an Unofficial St. Patricks Day this Friday and I'm definitely coming back here as it will be 24 hours of drunken partying.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

thats a great story, brah.

[AstroWolf]

stoli is great. i feel nuts today, but good. i want more.

[RobZ]

I drank from 7:30am until 12:00am and it was amazing. Momosas to a keg race to Heineken to Bud Light and back. The hangover tomorrow will be payback though.

[backinthetrees]

[cyberPUNK]

fuck. i just got done playing futsal with my girlfriend's co-workers wne ewe all went dryning afterward. lost m yphone and ending up talking about some crazy fucking shit. fuck........jaslfjlaskd

[nf one]

dude im t pain and i buy her a drink

i have a lot of dookie tasting stuff in me

and i dont know who was grinding me into a wall 20 min ago

sall good

[maydenchina]

tits n weeeeed wattt

[sleazie ninja number 47]

NOT I SAID THE LITTEL RE D HEN...

NIGGA.

hehehhehehehe

[geekbonchic]

Fucking creative director bitch needs to know her place and stop getting in my face whenever I'm designing shit. I work with my own damn methods, you fucking bitch.

Man, when I got home from this stupid fucking meeting, I rolled — quite possibly — the largest blunt I've had in a quite a while. And now I'm waiting for pizza to heat up.

SCHOOL SUCKS, BUT LIFE IS GOOD.

[mrip]

wow who the fuck bumped this

i just clicked on every thread with new posts

nigga shiet

my friends 21st b-day

rich ass indian stuntin in a fuckin hummer limo

runnin into corny white gurls drunk as fuck

post a thread or some shit

fuckin crazy shit

[selective beef]

fuack i fele like paying typing of the dead fright now but im afrai id get raped by zthe zombies righinow

[actionjackson]

Just saw tw ofriends off to see halifamily on the right coaste. Keiths me i;m irish cant wait for St. Paddy's day though.

[billy.]

fuck mrip .

[broneck]

i am really drunk guys. really.

[kiya]

I'm getting there.... give me an hour or two, i'll be back...

[jimmyc]

I'm about half a bottle into one of these

check back latter

[dismalfuture]

What happens when a wordsmith has no words? They languish on a vacated messageboard about street fashion where bitching knows no bounds.

[jimmyc]

did I mention that my buddy just got back today from Chile with a box of these...

He left me with 5 of them. Tried to get him to leave more but at least he left me the box.

[mojinho]

GUYYS GUYS ugys guyS GUYS GUYS guys guys guys guys guys

[mojinho]

this is a drunk mojinho waiting for his grilled cheese sandwich to heat up on the fucking fying pan