would you rather?

[wood 666]

menstrual blood. hail satan

teach young hot catholic teenage girls at a strict school for 10 months or live as traditional zen buddhist monk in a far away mountain temple for 6 months

uh, i just made it up

makes no sense to me

[Nov Spur]

Monk.

Would you rather lose the ability to understand language or never hear music again?

[Midnight Marauders]

go away language. music is life.

have a pet cat that can transform into a travel agent whenver needed

or

a pet tortoise that can poop jelly beans

[OCEANSECT]

i have a tortoise now and it's awesome so go tortoise

Your life is you can only play second life or world of Warcraft, that's your only thing you can do except important human functions

[zenii]

world of warcraft because if I'm gonna be living a second life I'd rather be in a fantasy setting than the exact same one I'm in now

eat a steak that tastes like shit (as in feces,not in a figurative sense) or eat shit (again, feces) that tastes like steak

[Stacks]

tortoise no doubt, who the fuck needs a travel agent anymore?

shit-steak: only once or forever? if forever gotta go with the tasty shit. if once, then shitty steak.

only be able to go outside

during the day

or

during the night?

[OCEANSECT]

Day time I like nighttime but shits cold fuck that tryna go surfing

Only see in 1 frame a second or everything changes color every second, even with your eyes closed.

[anomolies]

color change. I would have no coordination with 1 frame per sec.

Would you rather...

Get punched in the face by mike tyson, or chuck norris

Edited January 28, 2012 by anomolies

[Guest HP Sauce]

chuck cuz hes like 96 years old

would you rather have an alien impregnate you with a alien far too big for the humans capacity, meaning theres a chance it will rip your insides, but the alien will turn out to be the future saviour of the world because he can turn water into oil

or

die

[Midnight Marauders]

Die

Live every day raining and cold

Or

Sunny and almost too hot

[squirtlepk]

too hot

power of flight

or

power of mind reading

[t3hcoke]

power of flight

or

[OkayOkay]

WAFFLES.

or

Edited January 28, 2012 by OkayOkay

[Denton]

chinchillas. (i mean sugar gliders whateva) ferrets smell.

true story: one time during the winter a wild/escaped ferret snuck into my house through the dog door several times over the course of a few days. he'd slither in, look around at everyone, steal some cat food, sniff at the cats (who were not impressed), look around a bit more, and slither back out. dude did not give 1/100 of a fuck

amazing, 11/10 tits but disfigured ass or the inverse

Edited January 28, 2012 by Denton

[anomolies]

^btw those aren't chinchillas. I think ferrets make better pets cus they're smart and playful

ass.

Would you rather

look like gumby

or

a smurf

Edited January 28, 2012 by anomolies

[vanilla wafer]

Denton, those are sugar gliders, but you were right to pick them anyway. They are cool guys. (didn't mean to neg rep you by the way, sorry)

I'd rather look like gumby, bigger and less pesty

or

[noobedloser]

would you rather be near ape-like hairy or smelly?

[alimenator]

hairy, I can shave it all off at least?

Would you rather have a fall in love or do something that impacts the world for the better

[Midnight Marauders]

007.

fall in love. it does impact the world for the better.

would you rather....

offend and extremely pretty girl by telling her something she likes is terrible. which is the truth

or

let her spread idiocy and potentially ruin the lives/personal tastes of thousands of people.

[OkayOkay]

offend the pretty girl, assuming fucking her wasn't an option...just that she was attractive, but stupid.

Option A: have an extremely hot girlfriend that makes anyone you know deeply envious, but she's highly unfulfilling in bed.

Option B: have a mediocre looking girlfriend that makes everyone you know wonder wtf you're doing, but is amazing in bed and fulfills every desire.

[Metropolitan]

option A in the morning and option B at night (not sure why you cant do both)

would you rather have a penis as a nose or a nose as a penis

[BearCousin]

or

Edited January 29, 2012 by BearCousin

[broneck]

would you rather guzzle a galllon of sperm or menstrual blood?

as long as the sperm isn't housed in semen, sperm.

[OCEANSECT]

britney fsho

would you rather get a hideous tattoo of a fat crusty ho covering your whole chest stomach torso everything and it glows in the dark and you can only wear see through shirts or literally eat said woman.

[akuma no uta]

Do you mean literally eat like kill and cook and eat?

[OCEANSECT]

like literally eat prepare how you want microwave fry steam whatever but yes

[akuma no uta]

Then definitely eat. Barbecue that shit man.

Would you rather have a splintery ass piece of wood in your dickhole or two fists up your asshole?

[t3hcoke]

do you have to know that you ate said women?

[Forest Fire]

two fists, just because splinters would be everywhere inside there and then you'd have to get them out

since we're on the topic of fisting - would you rather be fisted by captain hook, or given a handjob by edward scissor hands

[Midnight Marauders]

Is suicide an option. Probably biebs because he did a rap. Nickel back cannot comprehend hip hop.

Rid the world of currency

Or

Rid the world of religion