Ancient World Problems

[vetuv]

Seems appropriate with the other two threads bitching about issues in their lives.

Two to get the ball rolling:

"I got pregnant out of wedlock and told my hubby-to-be it was God's kid. Things are kinda getting out of hand..."

"I just moved to Pompeii and a local mountain is billowing smoke. What an eye sore..."

[Charles]

i just take a bath, & my neighbor pissed in the river right upstream.

[rapdancin]

barbarians keep pillaging my roads

[rapdancin]

the romans are being grade a dicks again

[mrpenguin354]

FS: non-plague infested clothes! CHEAP! SWEAR THEY'RE NOT OFF BODIES! PM!

[Vampyrvargfesten]

fuck historical hardships

[insomnia]

^tell that to the dinosaurs bro

[Navigate Navigate]

Somebody french speaking please kindly tell the gauls to stop trying to swim the english straits. O Wait...

[lil brown brother]

fuck them spaniards and their quest for more colonies ...

[Guest naknakBeast]

I cant seem to turn water into wine.

[Spastic_Koala]

Too many of my serfs are getting married. Ius primae noctis is making my dick raw.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_de_seigneur

[broneck]

Ogg Hungry

Ogg Need Hunt

[Augustus]

The Mongols are catapulting smelly dead bodies over our walls. Silly mongols, what good will that do?

[Desi]

Have to get my hands on the new Cleopatra scroll! All her beauty secrets revealed. My girls at the Salon will be so impressed

[mmfood]

Jesus fucked all my bitches

[haploid]

i accidentally dropped the first set of ten commandments i was tripping so hard :/

[OkayOkay]

The Mongols are catapulting smelly dead bodies over our walls. Silly mongols, what good will that do?

disease, plague, intimidation...this is why we do it.

[ilurkaround]

black death, fml.

[t3hcoke]

silk road has no tracking numbers

[haploid]

bro, u mean silk road is 2 full of bands of thieves who wanna jack ur shit! what's a tracking number?

[homi29]

craving pizza but it wasnt invented yet

[dranoelsy]

Damn mongolians tryna break down my city wall

[jizzimmy]

The princess was in another castle...

[Zzz®]

[jyoni]

I'm not hallucinating off this bread yet.

[Phyziks]

BasedGod killed Jesus.