1st World Problems

[OkayOkay]

Back at the DMV to renew my license that expired 6 mos ago. Came last week, no wait, but I didn't like the way I looked for the picture so I bounced. I'm back, but it's busy as fuck...and I'm angry at everyone else for making me wait...diva concept.

[surly]

I'm quitting my job and traveling across Europe this summer, and the thought of planning a month-long trip really has me stressed.

[broneck]

dont plan it then

[16steps]

sometimes the gate doesnt read the sensor through my windshield so i have to back up and drive forward slowly to get it to open

[surly]

dont plan it then

That's sortof what I've been considering. I'm couchsurfing for the whole trip, so I might just try to find cool hosts that'll show me around.

[Spaghettini]

i didn't properly re-cork my bottle of champagne, and now its flat

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

briefcases are expensive

[youre sketch]

i didn't properly re-cork my bottle of champagne, and now its flat

should have pounded it all in one sitting.

[Spastic_Koala]

I'm tired of passive aggressive family dinners.

[cheapmuthafukr]

found a cooler full of body parts behind my office and now i cant concentrate on work

[16steps]

that sounds pretty 3rd world

[cheapmuthafukr]

yeah, maybe.

[OkayOkay]

Yeah Cheap, you're doing it wrong. But still, that's fucking gnar.

[DaBestSpoona]

I'm falling asleep at work and cant concentrate because I met some twins on vacation from Norway last night who wanted nothing but sex all night long.

[surly]

found a cooler full of body parts behind my office and now i cant concentrate on work

On a related note, it really bums me out when psychics call the cops with false reports of mass graves on my property. That'll ruin a perfectly good afternoon every time.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/7599979.html

[16steps]

it was the meat

[funkdoobi]

some guy is selling a pro diver II breitling strap with deployment buckle, but I have the diver II with tang buckle. if i bought his with the deployment, i'd have to sell off my diver II with tang buckle, then get like a diver I.

sigh.

[Spastic_Koala]

Need to move. Minorities spotted in the neighborhood.

[OkayOkay]

I am super congested right now, and it's impacting my ability to really enjoy this breakfast burrito.

[Spastic_Koala]

Why does my driver give me attitude? I voted for Obama.

[tac0tron]

These watermelons are too sweet.

[mmfood]

I washed my iPhone 4 so I have to go back to using my 3GS. fuckk

[ejm285]

my cat has more facebook friends than me.

[mofonyx]

1. Turn on heater, left it on so now room is too warm, need to get up from my chair to open then window and turn on the fan.

2. Microwave heats up my food more than I would like.

3. Bought too much fish per serving, now I can't finish it. Should've requested specifically for 175 gms. I knew I can't eat >200 gms of Seabass and be comfortable afters.

[OkayOkay]

my cat has more facebook friends than me.

just tried to befriend your cat, but you're apparently not friends with him/her?

[ejm285]

we aren't on speaking terms, she's on a #basedcat concept.

[OkayOkay]

hahahaha will + when possible

[redX]

cat you can't jump on my lap now - i have a presentation today and i don't need all your hair all over me

[t3hcoke]

when cops confiscate your fireworks launcher.

[bryanayrb]

my printer is out of black ink

probably gonna just buy another printer